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Smelly Shit – Joey’s diaper
No shit!
I’ll just take anyone’s word regarding that. No fact check required.
Know your shit indeed!
I prefer to know my Shinola.
The best part of any Andrei Martyanov video is when he says – in his Russian accent – that some American idiot like Anthony Blinken doesn’t know “sheet from Shinola”.
A piece of fucking repeating shit – Unoriginal.
I think people are misunderstanding your meaning.
“A moment’s thought would have shown them, but a moment is a long time and a thought is a painful thing.”
It was something I heard from Adam Sandler and Toll booth Willie….”I already heard that one you fucking unoriginal bastard. Go suck a cock you fuckin piece of repeating shit.”
That I am being unoriginal was the joke…..
I come here every night and all you talk about is shit.
in reading this primer,i see that i have misused all of these shitty terms at one time or another –therefore,i resolve not to talk shit or do shit until i have my shit together —
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fuck that shit
Indeed.
Fabulous summary Jim, all I wanted to know in one list. Some are very American so I thought i would add some English uses 🙂
BTW: “Keep your shit wired at all times” (Platoon)
Gorgon shit. Pure Gorgon shit.
Get your shit together, Summer!
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In Oz:
Walk too close to the water, and you are croc shit
Swim in the water – and you’re shark shit
See a snake – lose your shit
One of my favorite outdoors books – How To Shit In The Woods by Kathleen Meyer. The very end of the book has a couple of pages of uses for the word Shit. Hilarious. But then, I don’t know shit.
Don’t forget shit on a shingle.
Shitstorm.
That’s what’s a comin’, people.
Personally, I don’t give a shit or take shit. Oh well, shit happens
Exactly, I am not a thief. And I am definitely not taking someone’s shit. I may leave a shit….or drop a shit or flush some shit. Dog owners often take shits, and it is really confusing the dog. “He gets mad if I leave a shit at home, but when I do it elsewhere, my owner bags it up and brings it home…???”
How about ‘shithead’ or ‘shit heel’ or ‘shit bird’ or ‘shit stick’?
“Shit ass!” Remember that one from childhood?
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On an early George Carlin album he did a conversation between two fellas, one guy was talking about marijuana and their “papers” and the other thought the conversation was about bowel movements and their “papers”. The word shit was the synonym for each others focus.
As he once said, the word “shoot” is nothing more than the word “shit” with two o’s in it. That saved me many times in front of my young children, believe me.
Related, while looking I found another transcript of another Carlin bit…
found here : https://6-bleen-7.livejournal.com/72349.html
On the word shit:
I got fired last year in Las Vegas, from the Frontier Hotel for saying ‘shit,’ in a town where the big game is called ‘crap.’ That’s some kind of a double standard, you know? I’m sure there was some Texan standing out in the casino yelling ‘Aw, shit, I crapped!’ And they fly those guys in free, you know? Fired me. Shit. Can get in as much trouble saying ‘shit’ as you can smoking it down there.
My dog does number 5. That’s three 1s and a 2. Your dog does that, right? Dogs do a lot of number 1s, man. They really do. They hold that, and they—they spread it all over town, if they can. They know if they do 1 all at once, you’ll take ‘em right up to the house again, man. They save 1: zzzt, a little here, then digadigadigadiga-zzzt, a little there, then digadigadigadiga-zzzt, a little here, you know. They can do twenty, twenty-five number 1s sometimes. I told our little girl, you know, that our dog did number 5. I said, ‘Hey! Bogey did number 5! You know, three 1s and a 2! Yeah!’ She thought that was great. She kept running back, for an hour, man, telling me different combinations, right? ‘Hey, did 21! Ten 2s and a 1!’
Here is the bit I remembered…
Another aspect of the word ‘shit’: …to the doper, ‘shit’ means something very special. ‘Shit’ means, ‘Shiiiit!’ Yeah, whatever you smoke, drop, shoot, snort, rub into your belly, or whatever. There’s your shit! Especially grass, most often referred to as ‘shit.’ Yeah. ‘Got any shit?’ ‘No, I’m out of shit, man. Why don’t you lend me some shit?’ ‘You already owe me some shit.’ … I wonder if one nark could go all the way through [drug enforcement] school and not know that ‘shit’ means, ‘Shiiiit!’ He might. Sure be in for a lot of surprises the first day on the job, though. Some guy would roll up to him: ‘Hey, you wanna buy some shit?’ ‘Well, I’d never thought about it really. Where’d you get the shit?’ You know, try to draw him out, find out the identity of Mr. Big, right? ‘Well, we brought it back from Cambodia in a guitar, man, and we, um, made brownies out of some of it, and gave some away as a wedding present, and we’re selling the rest, man.’ ‘Hmm…sounds like some sort of a religious cult. How much is the shit?’ ‘Well, I’ll let you have two ounces for ninety dollars, man.’ ‘Must be…good shit!’ ‘Yeah, it is, man. Think you want some papers with that?’ ‘Yes—better let me have a roll or two, will you?’