Poll: Most Democrats In Favor Of Welcoming Immigrants Into Someone Else’s Neighborhood

Babylon Bee

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U.S. — A new USA Today poll has found that an overwhelming majority of Democrats are in favor of welcoming immigrants from Central and South America into other people’s neighborhoods.

The study showed that Democrats are very pro-immigration as long as the immigration is to areas very far away from themselves.

“We found that 92% of liberal Americans are ‘strongly in favor’ of as many immigrants as possible moving into the country, as long as they never have to see them or deal with them in person,” said the study’s lead researcher, Dr. Henry Bollickson. “When we posed the question of whether immigrants should be welcomed with open arms into other people’s areas, Democrats were strongly in favor of that idea. But when we posed the question of whether immigrants should be welcomed into one’s own city, neighborhood, or home, the number of Democrats in favor of that idea went down dramatically.”

“This just goes to show that Democrats are some of the most loving and welcoming people, as long as other people are doing the, you know, loving and welcoming.”

At publishing time, sources had also confirmed that a majority of Democrats are in favor of raising taxes to pay for social programs, as long as the taxes are paid by other people.

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15 Comments
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
May 15, 2023 12:08 pm

I fail to see where this is satire. Has the Bee taken up with actual news reporting, instead of the usual parodies?

Call me Jack
Call me Jack
  SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
May 15, 2023 1:19 pm

Perhaps satire has just merged with reality.

Tex
Tex
May 15, 2023 12:36 pm

The Comanches are coming. The Comanches are coming.

anonymous
anonymous
May 15, 2023 12:49 pm

NYC pleads with private property owners to house migrants as Title 42 ends, email shows

https://www.bizpacreview.com/2023/05/11/nyc-pleads-with-private-property-owners-to-house-migrants-as-title-42-ends-email-shows-1358289/

BB
BB
  anonymous
May 15, 2023 6:30 pm

I won’t even let my grandkids live here.

Warren
Warren
  anonymous
May 15, 2023 7:50 pm

Joe Bidet is as well it’s a new program called The Welcome Corps.
It’s voluntary, for now.

https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/23569848/how-to-sponsor-refugees-welcome-corps-biden

goat
goat
May 15, 2023 12:58 pm

That’s a good one. I think I might be the first one to have started asking pro open border folk how many people they were willing to take in personally and support. None of them ever gave an answer. I also dared them to hang a sign on their home saying that the door was unlocked and all comers were welcome. Never got any takers on that either.

Dangerous Variant
Dangerous Variant
May 15, 2023 1:10 pm

Yes, we live in Babylon.

Call me Jack
Call me Jack
  Dangerous Variant
May 15, 2023 1:20 pm

Could be worse.At least it’s not NYC.

Dangerous Variant
Dangerous Variant
  Call me Jack
May 15, 2023 4:08 pm

haha. I used to have to travel to NYC for work often. Back when I moneychanged for the lizards. That was the globo HQ of course. The island upon which the universe rotates, aka the devils spitroast.

Anyhow, my heart warmed when my precocious 9 y/o niece upon returning from a brief family trip there and I asked her what she thought of the place her uncle used to work.

She said, “Lots of tall buildings. And it smells like french fries and garbage”.

She missed out on some of the culture. It was spring. Before the heat and humidity blooms all the piss posies in the alleys.

But her summation makes me laugh to this day. Especially contrasted against the legions of basic urban giiiirlz that I met over the years who all carried the HBO simplex virus that compelled them want to go to NYC to find their mr. big among the heaps of trash. And french fries.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 15, 2023 1:54 pm

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falconflight
falconflight
May 15, 2023 6:28 pm

Elections will never turn this back, Ever. Absent something that seems as likely as Jesus returning after the 6 O’clock news, today, one should just admit that we lost…everything. Submit and maybe eek out some semblance of a reasonably comfortable life. There is NOT a snowball’s change in hell of the political system rectifying this revolution. Pontificating about what ifs and should be’s is the adjunct to the political system’s destruction of you.

Jdog
Jdog
May 15, 2023 7:54 pm

Democrats are the original Nimby’s. It is the same with laws. They are all in favor of passing all kinds of restrictive laws, but then they refuse to abide by any of them. In short they are all assholes.

Tex
Tex
May 15, 2023 7:56 pm

He, he, ha, ha, I saw a brand new Ford pick ’em up as I attempted to pass through Big D Saturday with a large circle decal on the rear window that read , “100% Mexico”, i.e . made in Mexico. Interesting the driver was a Comanche. And all over those pretty new overpasses, and more L.A Freeway construction in Big D, was graffiti everywhere. Some very impressive artistically speaking.

Ever step on a fire ant mound just for grins? Notice all those littles ants frantically scurrying about in every direction. Big D.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 16, 2023 6:43 am

NIMBY (not in my back yard)
Everyone wants everything, just not where they live.