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Poll: Most Democrats In Favor Of Welcoming Immigrants Into Someone Else’s Neighborhood
U.S. — A new USA Today poll has found that an overwhelming majority of Democrats are in favor of welcoming immigrants from Central and South America into other people’s neighborhoods.
The study showed that Democrats are very pro-immigration as long as the immigration is to areas very far away from themselves.
Democrats Vow To Arrest As Many Political Opponents As It Takes To Defeat Fascism
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press conference held in support of Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg yesterday, Democrats vowed to arrest as many political opponents as it would take to defeat fascism. Continue reading “Democrats Vow To Arrest As Many Political Opponents As It Takes To Defeat Fascism”
In Honor Of Women’s History Month, Woman Kneels Before Man
NEW YORK, NY — In honor of Women’s History Month, a woman knelt down in front of a man to demonstrate subservience and submission. Witnesses described the historic event as “weird” and “an unusual way to promote the empowerment of women.” Continue reading “In Honor Of Women’s History Month, Woman Kneels Before Man”
Horrified Satan Distances Self From Grammys
LOS ANGELES, CA — In a rare public statement, The Prince of Darkness has distanced himself from last night’s Grammys performance by Sam Smith, which he denounced as “cringy” and “appalling.”
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