Democrats Vow To Arrest As Many Political Opponents As It Takes To Defeat Fascism

Babylon Bee

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press conference held in support of Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg yesterday, Democrats vowed to arrest as many political opponents as it would take to defeat fascism.

Fascism is a clear and present danger in this country,” began Senator Chuck Schumer, “and the only way to defeat it is with a corrupt, all-powerful police state that can imprison anyone who disagrees with us politically. If we don’t do this, fascism will win.”

“No one is above the law,” agreed House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. “Using campaign funds improperly to pay off someone you slept with is the height of fascistic evil, and something no politician in Washington has ever done before. I’ve certainly never done anything like that. Don’t be silly!”

Already, Democrat leaders are calling for the immediate arrests of dangerous fascists such as Trump, anyone who worked with him, and every American who ever expressed support for him. “These undesirables could implement horrible fascism at any time, so we need a final solution for them,” said Schumer.

At those words, an enthusiastic crowd of anti-fascist warriors cheered and fired guns into the air.

At publishing time, former President Trump was still at large. Authorities have advised he is armed and extremely dangerous in addition to being fascist. Anyone caught collaborating with him will be subject to imprisonment.

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11 Comments
Iggy
Iggy
March 23, 2023 6:46 pm

Dear God please save us from New Rome on the Potomac.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 23, 2023 7:51 pm

The G-5 Terrorists

Obama’s (CA & MV)
Clinton’s
Gates
Soros
Klaus Schwab

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 23, 2023 9:02 pm

@Libservatarian
History repeats.

This is the result of the left using nazi tactics to blame all the issues that minorities have on white people. The nazis told everyone the Jews were the source of all their issues, & the people eventually turned a blind eye as the nazis killed them. We can’t let this happen again.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 23, 2023 9:06 pm

Divide & Conquer is as old as time. Neighbor vs. neighbor or as General Albert Pike said – Nations vs Nations.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 23, 2023 11:09 pm

But the jews were the source of all the their problems – and they weren’t killed, either.
https://www.holocaust.claims

Obbledy
Obbledy
  Anonymous
March 24, 2023 7:08 am

It’s typical of the kazarian to let an innocent take the fall for their misdeeds,and remain quiet.
Those whose name was not stolen,ALLOW it’s use by those who DID steal it!
Clear enough?…..

Mongo Thrapwortle
Mongo Thrapwortle
  Anonymous
March 24, 2023 1:33 pm

I’ve just searched ‘TheRoot’ website, the article in question is not posted there. Anonymous you are spreading divisive disinformation.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 24, 2023 5:14 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
March 24, 2023 7:06 am

Democrats Vow To Arrest As Many Political Opponents As It Takes To Create Their Fascist Dictatorship

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
March 24, 2023 7:10 am

Who would know better the dangers of Fascism than a bunch of fuckin’ Nazis?

Take ’em at their word…they KNOW whereof they speak.

WilliamtheResolute
WilliamtheResolute
March 24, 2023 8:50 am

Chuckles and Nan talking about fighting Fascism…I suggest suicide as the path to victory.