In Honor Of Women’s History Month, Woman Kneels Before Man

Babylon Bee

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NEW YORK, NY — In honor of Women’s History Month, a woman knelt down in front of a man to demonstrate subservience and submission. Witnesses described the historic event as “weird” and “an unusual way to promote the empowerment of women.”

The incident took place on the set of The Drew Barrymore Show, as the show’s eponymous host showed her feminine strength by kneeling down at the feet of famous male TikTok personality Dylan Mulvaney. “I couldn’t think of a better way to celebrate Women’s History Month,” Barrymore said in a statement following the show. “When Dylan and I were on the stage together, it was important to illustrate which one of us belongs on their knees. Yay, women!”

Cultural commentators hailed this as a monumental moment in the female empowerment movement, ranking it among other great moments in women’s history, such as Lia Thomas absolutely obliterating other competitors to win the NCAA Women’s Swimming National Championship and other athletes who were born biological males completely manhandling their female opponents.

“This is indeed a great day for women,” said Professor David Megli of the Institute for the Advancement of Women and People Who Say They Are Women. “There’s nothing that shows how far women have come than seeing a female down on her knees in front of a man on national television!”

At publishing time, Barrymore was reportedly already brainstorming other ideas for future segments, including doing Mulvaney’s laundry, cooking dinner, and asking Mulvaney to explain the complexities of football to her.

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29 Comments
B_MC
B_MC
March 16, 2023 3:47 pm
Let the world burn
Let the world burn
  B_MC
March 17, 2023 12:38 am

Woke fucks are among all races, not just whites. Brain-dead retards who think themselves smart by repeating what others say.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Let the world burn
March 17, 2023 6:18 am

Scott has self segregated as a result of his epiphany. People always focus within their own circle first.

Billy Bob
Billy Bob
  Let the world burn
March 17, 2023 12:07 pm

Yeah. Are whites still the only ones who can still be RACISTS still ? I sure hope so. It takes me so long to learn all the newest scientifically perfect stuff. I hate relearning sumtin only to has to learns it again.

B_MC
B_MC
March 16, 2023 3:47 pm
Ken31
Ken31
March 16, 2023 3:47 pm

There is just no way to make this filth funny.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Ken31
March 17, 2023 6:20 am

I’ll accept that challenge!!!

She wasn’t “bowing”. She was fishing for trouser trout!

Billy Bob
Billy Bob
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 17, 2023 12:10 pm

” Trouser trout”. Thank you. I learned something today and I appreciate it. Thank you.

Billy Bob
Billy Bob
  Billy Bob
March 17, 2023 12:12 pm

Question; If it smells fishy is it original equipment or a luxury add on, or does it cancel the manufacturers warranty or….? Man, you ruined my day. I take back my thanks. Im gonna have a wasted day now trying to figure it all out. No thanks.

Balavan Fooken
Balavan Fooken
March 16, 2023 3:54 pm

Should read: “Woman bows before paid psy-op actor”

Billy Bob
Billy Bob
  Balavan Fooken
March 17, 2023 12:14 pm

Question(s); which one is the woman and how can you tell. Seems that our official officials can’t even figure that one out for we the people to know.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
March 16, 2023 3:56 pm

Fifa Women’s soccer pay increased by 300%.
https://www.cbc.ca/sports/soccer/worldcup/fifa-women-world-cup-prize-money-1.6780549
Well as a guy that can’t play well enough to get on the men’s team, I think I’m about to feel transgendered. I’ll do anything for Money! Get in early or miss your opportunity! Let’s do it guys we can have two equal soccer teams finally. One team for men. The other team for men who are victimized for being a women.

Billy Bob
Billy Bob
  BabbleOn
March 17, 2023 12:18 pm

Gee ! The good newz is no sane person would accept having a man compete in women’s sports, no matter how good looking the man. Nobody ! I laugh thinking about all the jokes that people could make if somebody actually tried to do something like that.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  Billy Bob
March 17, 2023 12:30 pm
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 16, 2023 4:19 pm

So women died fighting to get the vote. Women fought for equality in life and at work, and for equal pay, etc. Now the current generation, 8ncluding old harpies like Gloria Steinem, are bowing down and letting men walk all over them again. Fuck them. They are either going to stand up for themselves or all their wins will be lost, along with their gender. Men cannot fix this for them.

Iggy
Iggy
  MrLiberty
March 16, 2023 5:44 pm

Fuck women they deserve what they get .

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Iggy
March 17, 2023 6:21 am

Ironically, most women will take that lying down.

Jackass
Jackass
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 17, 2023 6:31 am

But the big question is: tits up or tits down?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Jackass
March 17, 2023 7:05 am

AS long as it’s “tits out” are we really caring?

eckbach
eckbach
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 17, 2023 10:29 am

Just make sure it has tits at all.

Freddy Uranus
Freddy Uranus
  MrLiberty
March 17, 2023 7:56 am

Let’s see how hard they fight to get drafted when we go to war with China.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 16, 2023 4:30 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 16, 2023 4:44 pm

That’s a good find!

I’m guessing he still dates men?…

Who like men (un)dressed as women?

I wonder how historians will view these times?

WilliamtheResolute
WilliamtheResolute
March 16, 2023 4:31 pm

The degree of societal retardation is beyond belief, women want to be men and men want to be women…I say to hell with them all, let God sort it out.

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
March 16, 2023 4:32 pm

Hilarious bee article!

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 16, 2023 4:45 pm

The only consolation here is that the pendulum invariably returns. Natural law rules. And this is a classic society-wide madness:

“We find that whole communities suddenly fix their minds upon one object, and go mad in its pursuit; that millions of people become simultaneously impressed with one delusion, and run after it, till their attention is caught by some new folly more captivating than the first.”
― Charles MacKay, Extraordinary Popular Delusions & the Madness of Crowds
https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/1033191-memoirs-of-extraordinary-popular-delusions-and-the-madness-of-crowds

“Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, one by one.”
― Charles MacKay, Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds

“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.”
― J. Krishnamurti

Jackass
Jackass
March 17, 2023 6:33 am

The Bee is slipping: wrong color if they are going to devote a whole month to that kind of horseshit.

Billy Bob
Billy Bob
March 17, 2023 12:05 pm

The dictionary has officially changed the meaning of the word LOVE. The new official definition is “any sexual act”.

Ticky
Ticky
March 17, 2023 7:30 pm

The Babylon Bee sold out to the usual suspects. It should be obvious the way “they” always poke at one side or the other of the woke garbage they promote both sides of.