Not a joke: NYC Mayor Eric Adams wants to install “resource kiosks” to stop thieves from looting retail stores

Via Not the Bee

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Like many major Democratic-run metropolitan centers, New York City is currently suffering from a crippling wave of retail theft. Major employers are pulling out, entire aisles are being put under lock and key, store owners are just desperate to stop the costly stealing.

The city government, meanwhile, this week launched “a comprehensive plan to combat retail theft” throughout the boroughs, and man, they’re really pulling out all the stops:

Establish two new diversion programs — “Second Chance” and Re-Engaging Store Theft Offenders and Retail Establishments (RESTORE) — to allow non-violent offenders to avoid prosecution or incarceration by meaningfully engaging with services to help address underlying factors that lead to shoplifting.

Install resource kiosks in stores to connect individuals in need to critical government resources and social services.

Launch an employee support program to train retail workers in de-escalation tactics, anti-theft tools, and security best practices to help keep them safe in the event of an emergency and to support employees who have been impacted by thefts.

Me reading this plan like:

Here’s a brief rebuttal of each prong of this ridiculous proposal:

  • Thieves aren’t interested in “meaningfully engaging with services.” They’re thieves! Those services were already available to them when they decided to become thieves. They’re not interested in that sort of thing. They want to steal stuff. They need to stop. Punish them for it and they will.
  • It is hard to imagine a more laughably ineffective idea than offering crooks “resource kiosks.” Are we really supposed to imagine that these guys are going to go into a Target prepared to boost $250 worth of merch, only to be stopped in their tracks as they see a cheap city computer terminal telling them how to meet with a case worker and get on food stamps? Like this is going to be the transformative moment in their lives? No: They’ll stop stealing when the costs of doing so (prison, a criminal record) outweigh the benefits (stolen merchandise). Make that happen and your theft problem will plummet.
  • “Training retail workers in de-escalation tactics” is a dodge. The mayor just doesn’t want to boost police forces throughout the city; it’s too politically unpalatable, the city’s woke base would flip if he did so. Instead he wants to foist the responsibility of law enforcement off on employees of CVS. It’s disgraceful. Apprehending criminals is the job of police; it’s not the job of hourly workers to “de-escalate” them.

Whatever you think the solution is to your city’s rampant crime and looting, Mayor Adams, this ain’t it.

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48 Comments
TN Patriot
TN Patriot
May 21, 2023 3:59 pm

If more stores started shooting looters on sight, it would solve the problem AND save the public a lot of money in the long run.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  TN Patriot
May 21, 2023 8:10 pm

I’ve talked with lots of security guards at places like HomeDepot and Trader Joe’s and FredMeyer … they admit they’re not allowed to say or do anything to the thieves … 

So why have them there? They’re unarmed and have no authority … so why pay for them? Thieves are not deterred by them … they just walk past them.

I’ve yet to first hand witness any of this theft … but maybe, if anyone does, they band together with others and take some matters into their own hands — especially in places like HomeDepot where steel and iron pipes are in supply … or pieces of 2 x 2 … or sharp objects … or rope … or …

Let the local evening news show how a group of 3 or 4 of these thieves were beaten so badly they’ve lost the use of their limbs … forever … or how they’ll never speak again … and let them know fear — the ‘great motivator’ …

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  Anthony Aaron
May 21, 2023 11:48 pm

Sons at Walmart They can say. Can I help you to deter them.

TCS
TCS
  Anthony Aaron
May 22, 2023 2:11 am

So why have them there?

Same principle as locks.

My great grandmother explained it this way…locks don’t keep out thieves. They just keep honest folks honest.

Can you imagine the chaos if everyone thought they could get away with it? Flash mobs to infinity and beyond!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
May 22, 2023 6:40 am

Good way to get yourself tossed in jail for battery or possibly attempted murder. Not to mention “hate crimes”.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  TN Patriot
May 21, 2023 11:47 pm

I would volunteer for that job, and do it pro bono, or even better by the piece.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  AKJOHN
May 22, 2023 3:44 pm

I would volunteer for that job, and do it pro bono

Then I don’t see what is stopping you.

TCS
TCS
  TN Patriot
May 22, 2023 2:07 am

I’m bound to ask…do you shoot to wound? If not, then we’re talking death penalty for what could amount to nothing more than petty theft.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  TCS
May 22, 2023 9:34 am

If they thought they had a high likelihood of dying, there would be much less petty theft.

Euddie
Euddie
  TN Patriot
May 22, 2023 3:41 pm

Punishment Africa style:
Cut of the hands of thieves.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Euddie
May 22, 2023 7:48 pm

I could live with that.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TN Patriot
May 22, 2023 3:59 pm

If more stores started shooting looters on sight, it would solve the problem

It might reduce it but it would not solve it.

These are mostly feral humans. Low IQ and zero consideration of consequence. Near instinct level behaviour. There is no plan beyond “I want, I take”. End of.

People who can’t think beyond their next impulse are not deterred by the thought of being shot as they barely even think, period.

Attrition would reduce the numbers, but there are plenty and it seems many more every day.

I like the idea, I just don’t think it would change much. And of course if Y.T. shoots a couple of shades darker, everyone loses their fucking minds, even if it is justified.

I think we need the Mob back and protection. They actually did protect businesses to a degree. Stealing from a Mob protected retail was not a good idea back in the day.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 21, 2023 4:10 pm

Can white people steal too?

Someone
Someone
  Anonymous
May 21, 2023 4:19 pm

Only if they’re “gay” or trans-freako.

Ginger
Ginger
  Anonymous
May 21, 2023 4:25 pm

Only if they are a politician, and take just 10%. This does not include campaign monies, upon which is no limit.
By the way, click on the “really pulling out all the stops” link above and it shows a poster of only chinese stores.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
May 21, 2023 6:20 pm

Ask the Global Corporatocracy who steals best and mostest.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
May 21, 2023 9:53 pm

Those are jews.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
May 21, 2023 9:58 pm

Them too.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
May 21, 2023 8:05 pm

Well … it seems that at least a portion of the folks running these large theft rings are — at least occasionally — considering themselves to be ‘White’ … but only when it’s convenient.

k31
k31
  Anonymous
May 21, 2023 9:30 pm

White people can and do steal. But unlike niggers of color, if a white nigger steals he will be prosecuted.

No public defender is going to be allowed by his boss to pursue equal protection at sentencing.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  Anonymous
May 21, 2023 11:49 pm

Yes. But there is that hellfire and damnation thing. It doesn’t matter to the hoodrats as they know where their going, and it ain’t good.

TCS
TCS
  Anonymous
May 22, 2023 2:12 am

I bet Robert Downey Jr. could pull it off!

charles zilich
charles zilich
May 21, 2023 4:33 pm

sure. install the kiosks in the stores. and not change the ‘bail reform’ mega bastardization of remedial justice. i’m sure there is no way that after a kiosk is used the user would steal anyway.

🎼 Oh say can You SEE, my shortsighted...
🎼 Oh say can You SEE, my shortsighted...
May 21, 2023 4:43 pm

https://notthebee.com/author/harambe ? 🎵

Take one step back*, lean to one side or the other? Voila! The Forest beckons!

ALL part-n-Parcel of the Plan. Going swimmingly.

Pointless to explain, IF/Since You can’t ‘SEE’ what is happening in real time.

VERY soon, contingent on Location, Location, Location! one of the Star Factions/Performers of Animal Farm will REALLY ‘Shine’ in their original, intended ‘mandate’, W/Help from the ‘national guard’, u.s. military, and ultimately? u.n. ‘peacekeepers’.

AND the ‘REAL FUN’ has NOT YET begun. In Earnest.

* More than one step back may be required, contingent on the age of the tree obscuring Your view.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 21, 2023 4:49 pm

Even New York in the 1970s wasn’t as Mad Max as it is today lol.

old dog
old dog
May 21, 2023 4:52 pm

Does anyone get the feeling this is a nudge or push to a digital currency & on line shopping? This is the only thing that makes sense in the long run.

Philbert
Philbert
  old dog
May 21, 2023 5:42 pm

No, my feeling is that this is a typical response made by stupid, unimaginative, venal government workers who are pandering to a specific criminal demographic that they will not take meaningful action against. The only action they can conceive is to form a committee, waste a bunch of time and public money, and produce this type of idiotic proposal

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  old dog
May 21, 2023 8:06 pm

And just how will that stop the theft? What motivation will someone have to not steal anymore unless it’s loss of a limb or a life?

k31
k31
  old dog
May 21, 2023 9:36 pm

Since it’s only the productive that require brick and mortar, you might be on to something.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
May 21, 2023 5:58 pm

IMO, no matter what they do, it will get worse. When people don’t have any legitimate means of supporting themselves, they’ll do it illegitimately.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Glock-N-Load
May 21, 2023 8:07 pm

You’re assuming that they have no legitimate means of supporting themselves … no facts in evidence to support that theory.

Chas
Chas
May 21, 2023 6:20 pm

Gotta love that African governance…

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Chas
May 21, 2023 8:12 pm

Gotta love that progressive governance …

There … FIFY …

kfg
kfg
May 21, 2023 7:25 pm

“resource kiosks”

Do they dispense Gucci handbags, Apple iPhones and LG OLED TVs?

World War Zero
World War Zero
  kfg
May 21, 2023 7:56 pm

No, these dispense ineffective govt bureaucracy. I.e. it enables blue city govt to also steal from the tax base of law-abiding types.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
May 21, 2023 8:02 pm

Islam presents a simple, yet effective, way of dealing with thieves (and numerous other criminals, too) … 

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
May 21, 2023 8:22 pm

New Yorkers voted for this; they obviously like it very much; let them fucking choke on it.

TCS
TCS
  Aunt Acid
May 22, 2023 2:15 am

It’s one giant kiosk anyway…selling shit no one wants or needs.

Fuck em. Let it burn.

Svarga Loka
Svarga Loka
May 21, 2023 9:18 pm

Could you not just remove the “Target” signs on the buildings and replace them with “Resource kiosk” and call it a day?

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 21, 2023 9:55 pm

They’d have more luck stopping the thievery if they trained the rats and cockroaches to eat niggers.

TCS
TCS
  Anonymous
May 22, 2023 2:56 am

This idea needs Gov funded studies out the ass!

Jdog
Jdog
May 21, 2023 10:12 pm

The answer is to shoot looters.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 21, 2023 10:48 pm

” Resource Kiosk ” = one of those small free standing ATM’s …. LOL

soon

Notorious Lurker
Notorious Lurker
May 22, 2023 12:07 am

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Maty
Maty
May 22, 2023 12:58 am

Who needs Russian and Chinese nukes when you got liberal crazies like Adams running the show.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
May 22, 2023 2:03 am

The best de-escalation is cognitive re-calibration. Hit those fuckers really hard in the head!

When they wake up and THEIR shit is gone, then they’ll know how it feels.

TCS
TCS
  The Central Scrutinizer
May 22, 2023 2:59 am

They haven’t outlawed shovels up there yet, have they? Hit the silverbacks on the top of the head and the sheboons in the face.

Shovels are great!

zappalives
zappalives
May 22, 2023 7:21 am

Niggernose adams sure is a democrat problem solver.
Seamless solutions for illegals and now shoplifters.
He should be king of wakanda.