The school year has just finished, but fall will be here before you know it, bringing a whole slew of new woke subjects that will be taught to your unsuspecting children in public schools. You should be prepared!
The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of new subjects public schools are almost certain to be offering this fall.
- How the Founding Fathers Were Literally Hitler: Though this has been taught as part of history classes for decades, it will now officially have its own separate subject.
- How to Make Huge, Life-Changing Decisions Without Telling Your Parents: From abortions to changing genders, this class will make it happen without Mom & Dad ever having a clue.
- Furry Fetish Biology: Replacing the study of actual animals, this subject will teach children that they essentially are animals and should act accordingly.
- Antiracist Math: Don’t believe thousands of years of white colonial lies. 2+2 can be whatever you want it to be.
- Home Economics (Boys Only): You can’t teach girls how to cook or sew anymore. That would be sexist.
- Advanced Peaceful Protesting: Masks, bricks, and Molotov cocktails will be provided.
- TikTok Influencer 101: Preparing your kids for the only job they will ever be qualified for.
- Tucking 101: No matter what part of your anatomy you’re pretending to not have, you can learn to hide it.
- Biological males competing in girls’ PE: In this class, the boys will just mercilessly destroy the girls at everything, preparing them for higher-level athletics.
- Anatomy, but just the weird sex stuff: Ew.
What a thrillingly progressive academic lineup! Have fun, kids!
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Montana, Tennessee Legally Define Male and Female
Addressing the LGBTQ agenda in schools and other public institutions, both Montana and Tennessee have enacted legislation to define sex as male and female. Montana’s Republican Governor Greg Gianforte has signed into law two bills to define sex as biological and protect parental rights, and Tennessee’s Republican Governor Bill Lee has signed two bills that define sex as male and female and also protect teachers from having to use students’ “preferred pronouns.”…
As schools and other institutions have hidden behind alleged concerns that not affirming the delusions of those claiming LGBTQ status could lead to lawsuits or worse, attempts to push back have been met with resistance. It is a form of circular reasoning known as begging the question: Since the LGBTQ crowd claims a “right” to be affirmed, including the forced use of “preferred pronouns” — that claim has been seen as evidence of the fact…
But by addressing the issue as a matter of law, both Montana and Tennessee are removing the thin cover behind which the LGBTQ crowd has been hiding. Now, according to state law in both states, there are only two classifications: male and female. Period.
https://thenewamerican.com/montana-tennessee-legally-define-male-and-female/
Tennessee just released the results of the mandatory testing of 3rd graders and almost 60% failed the state mandated tests and will have to go to summer school or retake 3rd grade.
This is the same group of students who “missed” the first grade due to CONvid. What was done to these kids can never be made up.
Same in EVERY STATE…or worse.
Considering the shit they’re being “taught”, maybe lagging behind is the solution? Outright rejection is too much to ask of a 3rd grader…especially without the support of their parents.
Here I thought the millennials were bad for all their snowflake and PTSD and “trauma” and spectrum bullshit and all they suffered was peak abundance and social media and hyper-material status obsessed boomer parents.
What was done to the young kids – on top of those things, will echo for the rest of their lives.
What’s worse, is that those charged with helping these young kids get though the ritualized abuse are those very same fragile despot millennials and their social “expert” elders.
All operating within those same institutions that levied the abuse in the name of safety.
My 27 yo niece is a therapist of sorts. Her company works with all kinds of these young kids and their spectrumized disfunctions. Her work colleagues are 80% female, 99% leftist-progressive, globohomo rainbow genderqueer alt-reality true believers.
God forgive us.
Literacy and numeracy are SO last millennium.
Mooneracy and Looneracy,
Are living in perfect disharmony,
True … which is why NY doesn’t require a prospective ‘teacher’ to pass a literacy test … in other words, not prove an ability to read, write and comprehend English.
That explains a lot …
Also, signaling, virtue, victim and various hand signaling. Omitted is ‘turn’signaling as that has gone nearly completely out of style except in the hellhole of Florida where they just leave lefty on all the time for some reason.
Considering that many parents train their pets better than their children, this might be a step forward. My motto is spoil pets, not children.
Auntie liked that song. Really.
And don’t forget the Little Octubrist and Mao Mao cadre after school clubs, comrades.
Pretty sure home economics died a long time ago. I am old and would go years between meeting a woman that could actually cook. Let alone one that even saw such tasks as acts of love and nurture instead of menial chores and subjugation to the Patriarchy. No, it was “I love sushi!”
I learned to cook, in part, because my mom opted for early retirement from motherhood when I was a kid. “Make yourself a bowl of cereal”. My little sister used to drag a kitchen pot around as a toddler to remind the rest of us that she could not “make herself a bowl of cereal yet”. So she learned to cook as well. We all did.
But in my moms dereliction there was still an underlying culture that reinforced such skills as being accretive to one’s dignity and sense of purpose. Even hinting at how those things were good and necessary as part of a culture, even though it was not referenced as such.
While I try not to get too caught up in the trans and the transhumanism globohomo lizard cult too much it is hard to ignore how much of Progress is being constructed atop increasingly dehumanizing and disconnected labyrinth of alt-reality. There is simply no foundation for the human dignity and purpose.
There was a time when most of common society was operated by people who barely got out of grammar school. But they could run a home, build a family, read a book, and do the maths and logic required to make real things, fix old things, and sign a contract with compound interest without running to the President for gibs.
All schooling is home schooling. The great outsourcing is coming home to roost.