In Unprecedented Attack On Human Rights, Target Moves Pride Displays Back 20 Feet

Via The Babylon Bee

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Human rights activists planned large protests in the coming weeks after learning retail giant Target had committed the unprecedented atrocity of moving Pride displays back 20 feet from their previously prominent location at the front of the store.

“This is violence and erasure! We can’t let Target get away with this!” screamed Unity Scarborough (they/them), a spokesperson for Protect Trans Infants, an LGBTQ+ activist group in the Twin Cities. “Moving the store’s Pride displays back 20 feet literally means people are going to die! Do you hear me?! DIE!”

Target has been embroiled in controversy after the public was shocked to learn the store was not only increasing its already prominent celebration of Pride Month in its children’s apparel but also partnering with a known Satanist artist to produce artwork for the clothing line and accessories. In response to the backlash, Target’s leadership made the decision to simply move the displays to a less-prominent location, which reportedly resulted in the instant deaths of millions of gay, lesbian, and trans people nationwide.

“We knew something horrible had happened as soon as they moved the displays,” Scarborough continued. “We felt a great disturbance in the queer force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Our beautiful Satanic queerness must be featured on kid’s clothes and placed in the most visible part of the store! BIGOTS!”

At publishing time, activist groups had called for even more intense protests after learning Target was upping the ante by refusing to let drag queens assist children in the fitting rooms without supervision.

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7 Comments
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
May 26, 2023 6:01 pm

Just take it to the dumpster out back.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 26, 2023 7:53 pm

At this Bee article, there was a link to this other one:

Woman Enters 8th Hour Of Argument She’s Having With Husband Entirely In Her Head
https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-enters-8th-hour-of-argument-shes-having-with-husband-entirely-in-her-head

Totally related, as men’s selfish, perennial refusal to communicate psychically, like Vulcans on Star Trek, is also an outrageous attack on human rights.

Henry_Ford
Henry_Ford
May 26, 2023 9:00 pm

Merriam Webster defines “bigot” as a person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices. Looking at you, LGBT idiots, who is the bigot?

We are all tired of you attempting to force your beliefs down our throats. Do your sick shit to each other, if you want, but the rest of the world is saying NO. We don’t want to see it, we don’t want to hear it. Go back into your closet.

Heterosexuals do their thing in privacy, and don’t expect or even ask for your agreement. Take a lesson.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Henry_Ford
May 27, 2023 10:38 am

And those that attempt to exploit minors are properly condemned and dealt with (including by other folks in prison).

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Henry_Ford
May 27, 2023 11:10 am

To be fair I have never heard of a single lesbian dressing up as a construction worker in order to do carpentry in front of toddlers.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 27, 2023 6:55 am

Let Target sell to the Pride people, because they won’t be selling to straight people! Another casualty of “Wokeness” like Bud Light.

keann
keann
May 27, 2023 7:14 am

To loot a Target is divine, to not shop at Target is terrorism – media/regressives agree…