EAST AURORA, NY – In a show of solidarity with a vocal minority of gender activists who don’t purchase their products, Fisher-Price introduced the “My First Gender Transition” playset for kids ages 2 to 9.
“The My First Gender Transition playset helps your child have a fun time playing pretend while in no way being inculcated with an emotionally destructive ideology,” said Product Manager Murthina Spillwig who may soon be updating her resumé. “Parents in our focus groups were excited to force their kids to pretend to enjoy the playset for Instagram.”
The playset is bursting with a plethora of features to confuse your toddler, including:
-My First Gonadotropin-Releasing Hormone Analogue puberty-blocking toy syringe
-Top Surgery For Tykes toy surgical table
-Barnyard and jungle-themed breast binders and packing underwear
-Therapist doll that, when squeezed, whispers, “Don’t tell your parents.”
-A lifesize poster of inspiring role model Dr. Rachel Levine
In anticipation of the success of the gender-affirming playset, Fisher-Price has announced they will soon be releasing the “My First Detransition” playset.
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Sadly, I had to check and search for the Babylon Bee tag to ensure that this wasn’t a real product announcement.
YouTube soon will offer instructional vids aimed at the kids who buy the Fisher-Price kit.
First gender transition. LOL.
But HE got better. These poor victimized kids will NOT.
“Bring out your dead!” CLANG!
Is now:
“Bring out your dicks and breasts!” CLANG
SomebitchIknow (Gab) said she thought her teachers LIVED
at the school until she was in fourth grade
And people will still shop wallies, target, costco because of the super deals they get. Just ignore those freaks at wallies and stare at your phone. Ignore the satanic attacks on children in corporate policies and products to save a few dollars on that battery, fresh aPeel coated produce and baking goods.
If joe average voted with their dollars how long do you think these corporations would continue this BS??
My Gand Daughter was at the house yesterday, she’s 3 years old and as innocent as a dove. I can’t even imagine how a deranged, psychotic, fuck could gaze on a child with sexual intentions. No imagined death I can think of would be to much for these fucking monsters and there ain’t god damn thing thats funny about it.
I fully agree. And yet people still send their kids to these vile schools employing these disgusting vermin. Still go shopping at these stores and corporations promoting these satanic cultists agendas.
Who are worse?? The satanic slimes in corporation and govts or the people supporting these same govt and corporations??? IMO, there is no holding your nose and buying from these asswipes. or supporting them in any way.
One thing certain. I would gut the slimeball that harms my grands or any kid in my neighbourhood.
Inshallah
Now I understand why Walmart keeps the hunting knives next to the children’s toy section!
It’s ALL starting to make sense now!
Not quite a horrifying as the “fisting kits” passed out to grade schoolers is it…
The babylon bee is so lame. Am I the only one who finds their “satire” boring and obvious?
What’s lame is not recognizing that ridicule is your most potent weapon against the enemies you face today.
This shit is not even funny anymore. NPR keeps using terms like “pregnant person”. Today they spotlighted some lame alt singer (woman) who “came out as non-binary”. WTF is that even supposed to mean? As far as I can reckon, it’s all just designed to drive normal people crazy.