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nkit
nkit
June 2, 2023 6:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
June 2, 2023 7:50 pm

That’s not fog, it’s steam coming off all the shit on SF streets.

Bauls
Bauls
  Bob P
June 3, 2023 7:06 am

I have heard no report of sf having any shit problems, probably conspiracy theory, the media would tell us if it was true, or something, cause they full of shit. Oh wait….

nkit
nkit
June 2, 2023 6:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
June 2, 2023 11:18 pm

Perhaps my best mop-up job this season…

Some Stoner
Some Stoner
  nkit
June 3, 2023 2:57 pm

I missed your eye-bleach. Good to have you back.

Bauls
Bauls
  Some Stoner
June 4, 2023 2:36 am

Personally love nkit, but not his random need for bleach. It is kinda funny, but all his other stuff makes the week. I have resigned to accepting it. If co artist tries to double down, then that’s when shit gets real. Don’t need 2+ posts I need to rapidly scroll through lol

1969Bird
1969Bird
June 2, 2023 6:17 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  1969Bird
June 3, 2023 7:09 am

Yes, but somehow they so delicious, just like baking a pig for the bacon

1969Bird
1969Bird
June 2, 2023 6:17 pm

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Notorious Lurker
Notorious Lurker
  1969Bird
June 3, 2023 1:39 am

Looks like that’s the end that great white, he’s about to have his gills tore out by those sea wolves.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Notorious Lurker
June 24, 2023 5:17 am

They are going to surgically remove and eat its liver.

1969Bird
1969Bird
June 2, 2023 6:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  1969Bird
June 2, 2023 7:52 pm

Well, I had to catch the worms first, right?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
June 3, 2023 2:15 am

Just eat at Taco Bell. You’ll get all you need.

Bauls
Bauls
  Anonymous
June 3, 2023 7:12 am

Dudes got the thinnest, longest wiener ever, and just hangs it out like no big deal

1969Bird
1969Bird
June 2, 2023 6:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  1969Bird
June 2, 2023 7:53 pm

On another related note . . . a dart jabbed into your arse again and again stings like hell.

1969Bird
1969Bird
  Bob P
June 2, 2023 8:02 pm

I refer back to movie Summer Rental with John Candy. “ok, count ’em up”

nkit
nkit
June 2, 2023 6:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 2, 2023 6:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 2, 2023 6:20 pm

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1969Bird
1969Bird
June 2, 2023 6:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
June 2, 2023 6:22 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
June 2, 2023 6:55 pm

A music video, that folks should enjoy:

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
June 2, 2023 6:58 pm

Cougar?
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Texas Khaan
June 2, 2023 7:50 pm

Im game

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Anonymous
June 3, 2023 10:34 am

Same here.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 3, 2023 4:08 am

I forgot, she ain’t a cougar, she must be a snow leopard, being from Mongolia and all.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
June 2, 2023 6:59 pm

Lucky chihuahuacomment image

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 2, 2023 8:20 pm

I posted more, now where did those lovelies go? I shall try again, they should appear further below.

falconflight
falconflight
  Texas Khaan
June 2, 2023 9:15 pm

Look at those thighs…yummy

nkit
nkit
June 2, 2023 6:23 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 3, 2023 2:17 am

We hope you have many more with yours.

1969Bird
1969Bird
June 2, 2023 6:26 pm

Did not realize that week just snuck up on me
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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  1969Bird
June 2, 2023 6:41 pm

I read that there is a Reddit group of 30,000 + Ozembic users who are all suffering from…let’s call it “explosive bedtime diarrhea.” So shitting the bed. Supposedly 1 in 5 users. How wonderful for weight loss…right?

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  1969Bird
June 2, 2023 7:44 pm

Fairy had a little lamb

Bauls
Bauls
  1969Bird
June 3, 2023 7:16 am

So the gays are missing a whole week of pride month? Perhaps that makes more fun, idk and don’t want to know

1969Bird
1969Bird
June 2, 2023 6:36 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  1969Bird
June 3, 2023 7:18 am

Can’t be for sure, someone’s ass got in the way

1969Bird
1969Bird
June 2, 2023 6:37 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  1969Bird
June 3, 2023 10:37 am

I don’t think she cares where you look as long as you’re looking at her.

1969Bird
1969Bird
June 2, 2023 6:37 pm

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  1969Bird
June 2, 2023 7:40 pm

I’m stealing this shit.

1969Bird
1969Bird
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 2, 2023 9:13 pm

How do you think I got this

1969Bird
1969Bird
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 2, 2023 9:14 pm

I’m posting it tomorrow on TWIP unless you beat me to it

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  1969Bird
June 3, 2023 8:39 am

See you there

1969Bird
1969Bird
  Oyarsa
June 3, 2023 10:44 pm

Got banned again

Bauls
Bauls
  1969Bird
June 5, 2023 1:03 am

Damn, I liked your last week stuff on twip

1969Bird
1969Bird
June 2, 2023 6:38 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  1969Bird
June 3, 2023 7:22 am

Pretty sure kamela has big mike beat, he only has 1 set to carry, she has lots to deal with to maintain and boost her job

1969Bird
1969Bird
June 2, 2023 6:44 pm

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1969Bird
1969Bird
June 2, 2023 6:45 pm

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TCS
TCS
  1969Bird
June 3, 2023 1:57 am

I see these fuckers every week! It’s damned disgusting is what it is. They’re ruining my sport!

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  TCS
June 4, 2023 8:13 am

More room on a real golf course, hopefully.

1969Bird
1969Bird
June 2, 2023 6:46 pm

Only 2 choices?
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1969Bird
1969Bird
June 2, 2023 6:48 pm

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1969Bird
1969Bird
June 2, 2023 6:49 pm

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  1969Bird
June 2, 2023 7:38 pm

Then you obviously don’t come from my neck of the woods. And leaving it on indefinitely keeps em guessing.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 3, 2023 5:15 pm

Florida, right?

1969Bird
1969Bird
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 3, 2023 10:47 pm

Came from New England where I think directionals are banned and moved to SC where they use them. Except the Northerners

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  1969Bird
June 3, 2023 5:14 pm

Out-of-staters around here think they are only for natives. And natives think you only turn them on when you are half way through the turn.

1969Bird
1969Bird
June 2, 2023 6:49 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  1969Bird
June 2, 2023 8:57 pm

Nope.
Looks good to me.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 2, 2023 7:10 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 2, 2023 8:00 pm

I know you’ll think this rather forward of me but I simply have to lick your cleavage.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
June 3, 2023 5:16 pm

A-men, Bob!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 3, 2023 2:40 am

Panty lines? Disgusting! How can she go out dressed like that?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 3, 2023 11:46 am

…. I agree, it would be best if she didn’t wear them.

Bauls
Bauls
  Anonymous
June 5, 2023 1:07 am

Yes, but with all the alcohol, they won’t stay on for long

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 2, 2023 7:11 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 3, 2023 5:17 pm

Tsk-tsk. Gonna have tan lines.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 2, 2023 7:12 pm

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 2, 2023 7:13 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 2, 2023 7:14 pm

Thankfully no bratwurst.

Free Slave
Free Slave
  MrLiberty
June 2, 2023 11:19 pm

It’s BYOB.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Free Slave
June 3, 2023 7:54 am

Bring your own boner?

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  MrLiberty
June 3, 2023 12:05 am

Someone wanted the wurst? Okay, well I don’t have a photo for you, but I’m sure you can find your own, perhaps on Target’s website.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 3, 2023 11:48 am

….I see your Oktoberfest beer, Ya wanna see my Oktoberfest sausage.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 3, 2023 5:19 pm

Can I help with those, miss? No, not the beer.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 2, 2023 7:14 pm

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 2, 2023 7:14 pm

Can I get you another or twenty?

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Bob P
Bob P
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 2, 2023 8:01 pm

You can get me twenty years with what I’m planning.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
June 3, 2023 5:21 pm

Nah, she’s old enough even for you, Bob.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 2, 2023 7:17 pm

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A9racer
A9racer
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 2, 2023 10:12 pm

That’s a Texas girl right there

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  A9racer
June 3, 2023 12:29 am

God Bless Texas.

Bauls
Bauls
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 4, 2023 2:42 am

Hopefully, we gonna need once the
Gov makes the shooting to start

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 2, 2023 7:18 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 2, 2023 8:40 pm

….I’d say she has filled them filled up.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Anonymous
June 3, 2023 12:00 am

Dromedary right there. Gotta carry emergency suds

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 2, 2023 7:24 pm

The don’t sexualize me AT&T babe. Yeah, right.

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Bob P
Bob P
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 2, 2023 8:02 pm

Why would I sexualize the AssTits&Twat babe?

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Bob P
June 3, 2023 12:01 am

Just don’t, because she doesn’t like that, unless like she’s getting paid and her ego is fed properly.

falconflight
falconflight
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 2, 2023 9:19 pm

Man you luv em big.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  falconflight
June 3, 2023 12:03 am

I don’t care what size those are. As long as they get perky nipples and the rest of their body is asymmetrical. If flat-chested works for them, then it just does. I don’t think I’ve ever had less than a C cup but it really doesn’t matter. Plus, I think there’s some angle going on there to make em look that big. She is packed though.

falconflight
falconflight
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 3, 2023 10:59 pm

Amen…I’ve gone from A to D cups and back.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 3, 2023 6:42 am

Who could have thought Uzbekistan could produce such a hottie?

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 3, 2023 12:15 am

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 3, 2023 12:17 am

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Bauls
Bauls
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 4, 2023 2:44 am

Not this month, this is the faggoty wet dream

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 3, 2023 12:19 am

Okay, I’m getting silly now; it’s late.

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 3, 2023 12:21 am

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 3, 2023 12:22 am

She’s probably about ready for the sausage

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Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 3, 2023 12:27 am

…..and beer

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
June 3, 2023 3:05 am

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
June 3, 2023 3:22 am

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Imagine that, posting pics while intoxicated works best !!!

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
June 3, 2023 3:25 am

Or NOT . . . WTF? I post ’em aaaaaand they’re gone . . . poof. It’s a mystery wrapped in an enigma, a Friday fail foul up. This is the link guys https://www.caak.mn/post/view/252642

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Texas Khaan
June 3, 2023 10:48 am

Nice.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 3, 2023 4:41 pm

Heads up (well, which ones are up to those on here) I’m about to post a fully nude photo that Katy Perry self-shot some time ago. The reason I’m posting it is because in the photo her body, all of it, is exactly the same as my first live-in girlfriend. It will be the next post and I won’t be offended if the Admin takes it down.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 3, 2023 4:42 pm

Nope, she doesn’t look like my girlfriend back then, but very same body, all of it.

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 3, 2023 5:04 pm

How the hell did this get past the censors?
Hey balls, don’t ruin FF for the rest of us and get this page canceled.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Muscledawg
June 3, 2023 7:14 pm

Katy is a mental mess, but she certainly did have it goin’ on under those outfits. Oh, and we’re talking like mid-80s on the girlfriend part.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
  Muscledawg
June 3, 2023 7:16 pm

I wouldn’t want that either; on the other hand, there are a few fully nudes up above here. Maybe not frontal, but still. I’m guilty of taking your imagination away. If that’s my sin, I’ll live with it.

Bauls
Bauls
  Muscledawg
June 4, 2023 2:49 am

I didn’t post it, but was sad to see the lack of curtain Vs drapes ratio

nkit
nkit
June 3, 2023 11:52 pm

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