NATO’S FIRST ENCOUNTER WITH RUSSIAN FORCES

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28 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
June 14, 2023 7:48 am

Looks like a couple of sissies got lost in Mexico and had a panic attack when stopped by the Federales.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 14, 2023 8:11 am

Logan and A-A-Ron should’ve stayed on site at their all inclusive vacation resort in Meh-Hee-Co.

Their adventurous spirits & naivety took them into a very real pearl-clutching encounter where they damn near soiled themselves.

Got reality now, soy boys?
Get back to Frisco, pronto.
That’s Spanish for immediately.
You’re out of your league on the back roads of Cancun.

And, it’s going viral.
Learn anything?

RiNS
RiNS
  Anonymous
June 14, 2023 8:30 am

oh they soiled themselves

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Anonymous
June 14, 2023 1:07 pm

A A Ron! Thank you https://youtu.be/xpsM6Sokl8c

Sudsy
Sudsy
  Anon y mous
June 14, 2023 5:28 pm

Yup! That’s exactly the source. That skit in it’s entirety is pretty good comedy from Key and Peele.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 14, 2023 1:11 pm

The Gaydar machine just exploded and is now flaming…… kind of like those two.

anonymous
anonymous
June 14, 2023 7:50 am

Question: Is that supposed to be silly?

RiNS
RiNS
June 14, 2023 7:51 am

Okay… why is the guy driving also navigating with his phone in hand…

GNL
GNL
June 14, 2023 8:27 am

Fags?

KJ
KJ
June 14, 2023 8:31 am

Can they be any gayer?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  KJ
June 14, 2023 8:56 am

Elementary, dear Watsons.

flash
flash
June 14, 2023 8:46 am

ha ha ha…fags should stay in the cities.

Ginger
Ginger
  flash
June 14, 2023 8:56 am

They act like that wherever they go.
As Jed Clampett would say “Pitiful”.

ASIG
ASIG
June 14, 2023 9:20 am

Just think, this is what we have in the military defending our country.

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  ASIG
June 14, 2023 12:32 pm

They might be in the military but I doubt they defend much.

Hollow man
Hollow man
June 14, 2023 9:36 am

Lol

Gubmint Cheese
Gubmint Cheese
June 14, 2023 9:43 am

Dos maricones

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Gubmint Cheese
June 14, 2023 3:46 pm

Cone-yoes.

Sudsy
Sudsy
  Aunt Acid
June 14, 2023 5:32 pm

A bit naughty there, Auntie.

I loved it.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
June 14, 2023 9:49 am

Too much soy in the water…

Euddie
Euddie
June 14, 2023 10:26 am

Steve Martin stands in for the UAF:
El Guapo stands in for Russian Forces

[Cued to play]

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Euddie
June 14, 2023 1:08 pm

great movie!

Ginger
Ginger
  Anon y mous
June 14, 2023 4:35 pm

“Conchita : Do you know what foreplay is?
Carmen : No.
Conchita : Good, neither does El Guapo.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 14, 2023 1:16 pm

I am curious how this video got on the internet. Did the the princesses upload it? If so, why?

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
June 14, 2023 3:45 pm

They are obviously just looking for a little sympathy and some possible pillow-biting, hater.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
June 14, 2023 6:03 pm

I was wondering why they had it recorded in the first place.

Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 14, 2023 3:59 pm

For a straight man, I have pretty good gaydar. I knew that guy in the passenger seat was a fag. The scary ones are the covert ones. I really don’t mind the out-there ones.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Caitlyn Jenner's testicles
June 14, 2023 5:46 pm

Modern Family is a loathesome burr in some traditionalist saddles, but the writers and actors had some funny material in earlier years.
Cam is actually a straight guy in real life it’s believed, but the actor who plays Mitchell (a van Gough look-a-like) is def an effeminate flamer outside of the filming studio.
So if you can tolerate the show you might laugh. Many great one liners and funny episodes.
And Gloria is to die for.
Hell, I’d do Clare also.
Haley is very well endowed now, after maturing from a nerd.
The more current episodes lack creative writing humor. They jumped the shark. Ran out of ideas.
Al Bundy is eternally grateful for getting to shed his Married With Children stereotype.