WASHINGTON D.C. — In a touching Father’s Day gesture, Hunter Biden has negotiated for twelve percent of incoming bribes from foreign governments to go to his Dad.
“It means the world to me,” said an emotional President Biden. “Well, more accurately, it means about $2.3 million in my bank account.”
According to White House sources, Hunter wanted to do something extra special this year to show President Biden how much he appreciated being shielded from DOJ investigations. “Dad really came through this year,” said Hunter. “I literally handed the FBI a film of myself committing felonies, and not a peep. I don’t know how he does it, that doddering old weirdo! Anyhow, ‘The Big Guy’ has earned himself an extra two percent of my bribery — er, consulting money.”
Hunter Biden will also reportedly take his father out for a nice Father’s Day lunch at the Han Palace. “It will be nice to have a quiet lunch with just me, Dad, and several high-level members of the Chinese Communist Party,” said Hunter. “I did request they bring in some different waitresses for our lunch though. Last time it was super disappointing – nothing but yellows.”
At publishing time, President Biden had declined a Father’s Day call from one of his grandkids, as he wasn’t sure if it was from the one he pretends doesn’t exist.
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🤣 https://www.history.com/topics/british-history/george-iii
And Cronies tried that…
It is becoming rather exhausting to live in a collapsing empire.
Actually, it takes no effort whatsoever. Slouching actually assists its progress. Or regress, really . . .
Me and my dad 50 years ago.
Rheingold pint. Hopefully, the old boy is still struggling with his lifelong oxygen addiction?
https://www.rustycans.com/COM/month0707.html
That’s some old stuff I’ve never heard of!
Kunstler’s latest article. Strange Days!!
“Team Brandon has also made the USA utterly toxic to 80% of humanity. Sort of what they accused
Trump of doing but they actually did it! LOL. They are the gift that keeps on giving.” — Jacob Dreizin
And today is Juneteenth, the day after Fathers’ Day – to commemorate LBJ’s Great Society’s freeing of black families from the burden of present, working fathers.
Join me and celebrate Julius & Ethel’s going away party courtesy of good old American coal fired electricity instead.
Were deys parents?
Yes, the Rosenbergs had daughters who were adopted…they became good commie lawyers as I recall, who thought their parents should have been acquitted….
NYC now commemorates them.
Also our anniversary, wife hates it when I give her Juneteenth present. We where only married like 22 years before Biden fucked up our day, but bankers and .gov don’t have to work like all the rest of us do
A righteous father.
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https://www.idahotribune.org/news/un-happy-fathers-day-pervert-killed-in-kellogg-idaho-after-police-and-school-admins-took-no-action
Un-Happy Father’s Day: Pervert Killed In Kellogg, Idaho After Police And School Admins Took NO ACTION — Caught Masturbating While Looking At Neighbor’s Kids And In School
UPDATE 12:23 AM — Staff at the shoshone County Jail have confirmed the suspect’s name is Jon Kaylor.
“Major” Jon Kaylor has officially been booked in the Shoshone County Jail for the alleged killing of an alleged pedophile in Kellogg, Idaho.
Full story: https://t.co/ea48uRVp2m pic.twitter.com/YLcAS4g8cP
— Idaho Tribune (@IdahoTribune) June 19, 2023
(Kellogg, Idaho) — A shooting in Kellogg Idaho has left 4 people dead, after reports of indecent exposure, perversion, and pedophilia were ignored by local law enforcement and Kellogg High School staff.
The Idaho Tribune has learned, according to several sources, that the name of one of the victims is 18 year old Devin Smith, a recent graduate of Kellogg High School.
That sucks. All I got was a hundred bucks, socks, and chocolates my wife can’t find. I should be good for at least 20%.
Cheap ass zmother, should have gone for 15. Also Biden is a dick for not recognizing his grandkid…if he can recognize anyone. Whatever, he is still a dick