LITHUANIA — A Ukrainian attendee at this year’s NATO Summit found himself feeling embarrassed upon realizing the get-together was not, in fact, a costume party as he had thought.
“Zoinks! This is humiliating!” said the man, who was wearing a brand-new army-man costume complete with realistic army shoes. “I’m sticking out like a sore thumb here! Why am I the only one not wearing a fancy suit? Didn’t the invite say to wear the coolest costumes we can come up with?”
“UGH! So awkward!”
The man then milled about uncomfortably as most of the attendees smiled politely and tried to ignore him.
Anonymous sources have suggested the mix-up was actually an elaborate prank pulled off by French President Emmanuel Macron and German Chancellor Olaf Scholz. “We have no idea what you’re talking about,” said Macron when confronted by reporters regarding the allegations before snickering uncontrollably.
At publishing time, the humiliated Ukrainian had become the guest of honor once again after agreeing to launder a few hundred billion dollars for the suit-wearing people.
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While good material to laugh at, it’s no mistake. His clothes are just a visual reminder that he’s at “war”.
Can’t let y’all forget that, now can we?
Joke’s on us.
No, they are a visual reminder that he is trying to give the impression of being a war leader, but he is just wearing vaguely military looking casual clothes.
This is what happens when actors try to do their own costumes.
Not really anything new.
I remember Norman Schwarzkopf showing up at CNN in desert camouflage gear. Laughed at how goofy that was too.
He never changes clothes or shaves.
I bet he smells worse than a corpse.
What do expect for someone who’s on the front lines of the battlefields?? (between Vogue shoots)
Just look at that intensity! Bravo! Well played.
At least most of my damn neighbors finally took down their yard signs that had his picture. Also, a lot fewer “standing with Ukraine”. When the “Fuck Ukraine” signs go up, then we’ll know the tide has really turned. If someone would just catch him calling Mexicans rapists – like Orange Man – he’d be persona non grata.
Who invited the lawn care guy?
A staged event.
I suspect thebabylonbee:)
Somebody please by Piano Dick Playa’ a suit. He spent all his US billions on crack ho’s and Miama mansions.
What is it they say about poker and how to figure out who the Mark is?
Wait! Wait! Don’t tell Auntie…
the allegory of a shit sandwich.
Macron stands like a woman.
Have you ever played the game 3 wishes in your head?
So he came dressed as a coke-sniffing, child and arms trafficking money launderer.
Ukraine is losing the war, so the west has little use for it anymore. Zelenski is beginning to realize this is not going to end well for him. His wife is happy because she realized she is going to end up with all those homes, and all that money after Zelenski meets with unfortunate circumstances.
Haha, put a lampshade on your head! Oh, and while you are at it, kill yourself!
Volody has a sad now but as soon as that next transfer from Great-Gramps arrives….