LITTLE ROCK, AR — After watching her grandfather gnaw on a baby on live television, four-year-old Navy Roberts was reportedly relieved that President Biden had disowned her.
“I didn’t know Grandpa ate babies,” said Navy. “I thought it would have been cool to meet my Grandpa and visit the White House — but, um, I think I’ll stay here with my mom.”
According to sources, Navy occasionally likes to watch the news to see the Grandpa she has never met. “I was sad when I saw Grandpa put up a stocking at Christmas for the dog, but not for me,” said Navy. “Then, I saw him lick that little girl like she was a strawberry ice-cream cone. She looked so scared! I’m not sad anymore.”
Reporters say that the little girl who was chewed on by Mr. Biden has received her tetanus booster and is undergoing a series of shots for rabies. “We’re taking the usual precautions with any bite victim,” said pediatrician Dr. Amy Reynolds. “President Biden will also be quarantined for two weeks while we test for rabies. Interestingly, his staff said that was already on his schedule anyways. We believe the little girl will make a full recovery, though psychologically, she may always have trust issues with men.”
At publishing time, the White House reported that the person responsible for keeping the President from eating babies had been fired.
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More importantly, who is ha aged crone holding the baby? It certainly isn’t her mother.
You never know these days
Is Kuru transmissable thru saliva ?
Your concern for the welfare of humanity is commendable.
This pathetic pedophile needs to be impeached, convicted, removed from office, and sent to prison for the rest of his Alzheimer’s riddled life. ANY congressman or senator that doesn’t agree with this should be declared unfit for office and removed. Alas, it won’t happen, as the American public appears to have a propensity to elect the worst scum they can find. Or is it voter fraud? Sorry, rhetorical question.