Biden’s Granddaughter Relieved To Have Been Disowned After Seeing Biden Eat Baby

Via The Babylon Bee

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LITTLE ROCK, AR — After watching her grandfather gnaw on a baby on live television, four-year-old Navy Roberts was reportedly relieved that President Biden had disowned her.

“I didn’t know Grandpa ate babies,” said Navy. “I thought it would have been cool to meet my Grandpa and visit the White House — but, um, I think I’ll stay here with my mom.”

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