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Guest Post by Javelin

I’m amazed at the depths at which so many Americans sink. Also the complete lack of self-respect as morbid obesity is pranced around and glorified. Is it part of the population reduction effort?

Don’t eat healthy, don’t exercise or change your lifestyle! You can be an obese moron with potentially fatal morbidites and all will be well if you just take this miracle little pill!

The same shareholders who own McDonald’s, Starbucks and Faux-food processing plants are the same BlackRock/Vanguard overlords who own majority shares of BigPharma. Genius business strategy if one is completely evil. “Let’s feed them poison, non-stop promote the garbage “food” on TV and then we will also profit off of treating their inherant health maladies, win-win!”

The fact that the food they push, the drugs they push and even the packaging and lifestyle they promote are all health inhibiting does not seem to matter– unless our deaths actually are the ultimate goal.

PS: If your A1C is high and you are pre-diabetic or newly diabetic you CAN lose 100 pounds and return to normal glucose levels by simply eating differently and exercising– or you can take the miracle little pill ( with the 5 page side effects.) PPS: the comments are pricelss on the video so obviously some are not brain dead yet.

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
August 7, 2023 5:19 pm

When fatso’s like that do lose a lot of weight they look okay as long as they stay dressed.
They look freakish when they try to wear a bathing suit and all that loose skin is flopping around.

I hate that commercial too.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  YourAverageJoe
August 7, 2023 5:41 pm

Beached whale and ghettopotamus are all the fashion rage today, Joe. Get with the programme.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Aunt Acid
August 7, 2023 6:33 pm

My wife used to enjoy Mike & Molly on the TV. I found it repulsive, along with Roseanne.
I used to speculate they had cinder blocks under their beds to shore them up.
Wife would always encourage me to tinker with stuff in the garage during prime time.

idaho
idaho
  YourAverageJoe
August 7, 2023 9:12 pm

Hahahaha. I bet you’d never guess Roseanne would look sexier than Madonna in 2023. Roseanne dieted and became conservative, madonna butchered herself with multiple plastic surgeries and sucked too many nigro dicks with herpes etc.

Steve
Steve
  idaho
August 8, 2023 3:46 pm

You leave with images I can never erase!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Steve
August 9, 2023 12:49 am

“A life threatening infection of the peritoneum.”
HAHAHAHA!
If you take this, you could well die of infected taint.
They deserve such a death.

Lucretius
Lucretius
  Aunt Acid
August 7, 2023 10:17 pm

Auntie,

I prefer my woman look like a woman, not a 10 year old boy. By all means, there are limits to love OR lust. Hips and tits are great, in proper proportion!

Same reason I never cared for water beds in the day, can’t get no traction or friction… nuff said.

Peace, L.

She’s more than a woman, that’s damn near two and a small boy!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Lucretius
August 7, 2023 10:39 pm

I disagree on the waterbeds. Best sleep I ever got was when I had one and if you got into rhythm with the “motion of the ocean” it made for some good times.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Lucretius
August 7, 2023 10:39 pm

Reubenesque is fine. We have, however, entered into the heavy land of Botero:

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Steve
Steve
  Aunt Acid
August 8, 2023 3:47 pm

Looks like Stacey Adams has got a lot on her mind

Jocko
Jocko
  Lucretius
August 8, 2023 5:58 am

Yes I like voluptuous curvy women too, but not fat or sticks that look like little boys. A woman should look like a woman, not a hippo or 2×4.

WilliamtheResolute
WilliamtheResolute
  Aunt Acid
August 8, 2023 12:51 pm

Dance of the Hours…ghettopotamus…still laughing!

Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos
  YourAverageJoe
August 7, 2023 5:54 pm

I went out on a date with a girl a few years ago who neglected to mention she had laparoscopic surgery less than a year before, and used to weigh 360 pounds (at 5’6 — she had dropped to 130 when we met).

Only when we made it back to my place and started tongue-wrestling did I notice she had quite a lot of flab around her upper arms. When I asked her about it, that’s when she dropped the bomb on me; I felt disgusted by her then, not because of all that excess skin (and associated rills of stretch marks!) but because she tried to hide it from me.

She told me she was going to have most of the skin lasered away, but that was going to be expensive, and the reason she didn’t tell me about her weight loss was, she didn’t want to scare me away.

Yeah, too late, honey.

What’s really crazy is, she really was gorgeous after she lost all that weight. She showed me a picture from when she was 360; she took up the entire frame, no lie. Looked completely different. She said she always felt like she was beautiful underneath all that fat, and on that she had a point.

I just couldn’t handle being lied to right off the bat. Not the best way to show someone you have integrity. And if she had told me I would have respected her for it, even if we didn’t hit it off. I understand her fears, but like I told her: stop thinking like a fat girl.

ICE-9
ICE-9
August 7, 2023 5:19 pm

Oh for fucks sake that giant meteor can’t come soon enough.

august
august
  ICE-9
August 7, 2023 6:19 pm

Those life-threatening perineal infections can be a real bummer.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  august
August 7, 2023 6:55 pm

Perry Nayum

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
August 7, 2023 7:08 pm
Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Anonymous
August 7, 2023 10:34 pm

Billy as the Jackie Puppet was the funniest character ever!

I keep the audio of this clip on my mp3 player for whenever I need a good laugh!

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Anonymous
August 7, 2023 10:32 pm

Many of the best Stern moments was Jackie goofing on the news – shame how Stern did a 180 a decade ago or so, and is totally unlistenable, woke, and a starfucker – he became the thing he despised.

Steve
Steve
  ICE-9
August 8, 2023 3:48 pm

Don’t worry, ICE, they have a pill for that too. Or a “vaccine”

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
August 7, 2023 5:42 pm

Auntie always takes medikill advice from ‘tarded fatfuks dancing around a fountain. Shouldn’t everyone?

Anonymous flamers have spoken. Anonymous' unite
Anonymous flamers have spoken. Anonymous' unite
August 7, 2023 5:53 pm

The interesting part about that commercial; I believe it was for Type 2 diabetes, if so, simply by doing what they were doing and not eating fried food and all kinds of other shit, they wouldn’t need those meds.

javelin
javelin

exactly my point– lazy slobs would rather be obese, have a disease and take meds than actually change their diet and exercise. The same mindset group that will parrot 30-sec news bites and wait for hours in line for a vax.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 7, 2023 5:53 pm

Type II die-a-booties is entirely lifestyle-caused. These unfortunates live in the age of a digital library in their pockets; but instead of reading how to save their lives, they read up on who the latest fuck customer of the Kartrashians is, go on fat-acceptance forums, hate on men, then order more GMO, HFCS, type II diabetes delivered to the apartment.

Deagel’s 2025 depop projections include this population cohort.

P.S.: Glock doesn’t know any folks dying of type II diabetes in their early thirties.

And hey, Glock: I don’t hate or deride you at all. It’s great that you want more proof and clarification – people accept everything too easily – I’m just diggin’ having a giggle, in this absolute horror unfolding before us, in this seemingly insurmountable vale of tears.

GNL
GNL
  Anonymous
August 7, 2023 6:08 pm

No worries. Here’s a presser for you…

My 85 year old father and mother are diabetic. My father was just told by his Dr. that he could stop taking his diabetes meds. How the F? Well, he went on a strict diet and all of his numbers improved. So, yes, you are correct. I don’t know anyone who has died from diabetes.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  GNL
August 7, 2023 6:10 pm

So glad they quit the pHARMa scam and began to regard food as medicine.

GNL
GNL
  Anonymous
August 8, 2023 12:43 am

Mom still loves her tater chips. She’s in bad shape.

Steve Z.
Steve Z.
  GNL
August 9, 2023 1:49 am

GNL,
Type 2 maybe..OK
Type 1 diabetes is a horrifying disease.

KJ
KJ
August 7, 2023 6:24 pm

This commercial is unrealistic. There should be a dozen black guys following her around. She’s their dream girl.

mark
mark
  KJ
August 7, 2023 9:00 pm

Ha!

Steve
Steve
  KJ
August 8, 2023 3:50 pm

There are at least 56 genders missing too

KJ
KJ
  Steve
August 8, 2023 5:43 pm

They’re hiding underneath her fupa.

Obbledy
Obbledy
August 7, 2023 6:37 pm

I always sing “I take a little pill….jar-dee-ants….,and now I will do my fat lady dance”…..

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 7, 2023 7:24 pm

Every prescription drug commercial is the epitome of a world gone completely mad.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
August 8, 2023 9:23 am

The print ads are even more disgusting. I saw one the other day that had one page of the colorful ad, but then it accordion folded out to 5 pages of that garbage on all the side effects and other stuff. Totally a waste of good paper.

some idiot
some idiot
August 7, 2023 8:41 pm

Big Pharma commercials are everywhere every 5 seconds. Can’t even watch a one minute dog video on youtube without having to sit through TWO obnoxious big Pharma ads. They even have them playing on the tv in a loop at the Doctor’s office. Someone should play them backwards and see what satanic messages they’re brainwashing us with.

some white guy
some white guy
  some idiot
August 7, 2023 9:26 pm

That’s how they control the narrative – by being the biggest funder of the networks. When you control their profit, they are owned by you, and you can then influence the guests on the network, etc. For example. Even forcing censorship. I know, I know…

You’ll never find a local news channel ever be critical of pharma or insurance. They know who butters their bread.

And, yeah, fat people dancing is one of life’s biggest turn-offs.

Yeah Sure
Yeah Sure
August 7, 2023 8:51 pm

I keep meeting Europeans that are appalled at the drug commercials on our tv.s The plandemic should have taught people to lose a few pounds and take better care of themselves.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Yeah Sure
August 7, 2023 10:07 pm

Tel Avision rules the Lumpen.

Lucretius
Lucretius
  Aunt Acid
August 7, 2023 10:37 pm

YES Auntie, there is a reason it is called (((programming)))

L.

fujigm
fujigm
  Yeah Sure
August 7, 2023 10:15 pm

Shoulda, coulda, woulda …..
It’s a self-solving problem.

mark
mark
August 7, 2023 8:55 pm

I SEE FAT, UNHEALTHY, PHARMKIA POISONED PEOPLE EVERYWHERE!

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Anonymous
Anonymous
August 7, 2023 9:58 pm

I just watch regular TV these days. There are some great old movies. 80% of the commercials are big pharma. The other 20% are the companies suing big pharma for the injuries the drugs caused. From watching TV you would think that’s the only business’s in the USA.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anonymous
August 7, 2023 10:08 pm

and that Negroes are 80% of the population.

fujigm
fujigm
  Aunt Acid
August 7, 2023 10:16 pm

They’re not?

Lucretius
Lucretius
  Aunt Acid
August 7, 2023 10:41 pm

Right??? Didn’t brown clown jesus have a cash fer clunkers progom, what gives with all the obsolete farm equipment?

L.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
August 8, 2023 6:00 am

but they never date/marry their own in commercials, they all desire white people. Weird.

KaD
KaD
August 7, 2023 10:22 pm

Of course most people wouldn’t need Jardiance or Wegovy or Trulicity or any other diabetes medication if they’d lose 50 to 100 pounds or more but it’s easier to just take a shot or pill than control what you shovel into your face and get a little exercise.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
August 7, 2023 10:29 pm
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  hardscrabble farmer
August 8, 2023 1:40 am
TN Patriot
TN Patriot
August 7, 2023 10:36 pm

We did not have as many medicines or drug stores back in the days when Pharma and lawyers could not advertise. Now Pharma is the largest advertiser across all media platforms, as well as one of the largest contributors to politicians. You cannot watch a 30 minute local newscast without seeing at least 1/2 dozen lawyer commercials. The legal profession is also among the top contributors to politicians.

It is amazing what buying a bunch of politicians will get you.

some idiot
some idiot
  TN Patriot
August 7, 2023 10:46 pm

Someone with technical know how needs to invent a device that can automatically mute the tv when a commercial comes on. Even better, an app or something that can automatically mute youtube commercials.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  some idiot
August 7, 2023 11:07 pm

Use Brave browser – I never see any commericals on YouTube and rarely on any other site.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  some idiot
August 8, 2023 7:52 am

I said the same thing to my wife. I’d pay $5 a month for a service like that.

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
August 7, 2023 10:37 pm

Won’t be long before she’s also “modeling” for Victoria’s Secret.

Steve
Steve
  Jackie Puppet
August 8, 2023 3:52 pm

More like John Deere

WilliamtheResolute
WilliamtheResolute
August 7, 2023 11:28 pm

I think the sheep should always take the pill…

RoCar
RoCar
August 8, 2023 6:24 am

They really should’ve used the music from the McDonalds “Two all beef patties, special sauce….” commercial.

Mickey D
Mickey D
August 8, 2023 10:38 am

Now we have an obese woman dancing around extolling the virtues of PHARMA over sensible food choices.
Dancing cartoon bears pushing toilet paper to wipe out asses.
Dancing pubic hair hawking razor blades.

Obviously dancing is the solution to all our problems!

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
August 8, 2023 2:09 pm

If you think she’s fat, fly out of or arrive in Hartsfield, aka ATL.

And the Afro hairstyles and artwork are worse.

Sorcha Mathis
Sorcha Mathis
August 8, 2023 4:25 pm

i’d take the pills, but i don’t know how they’re gonna mess with my Skyrizi…
in the near future the plebes will make introductions to each other by spewing out abbreviations of their many maladies:
“i got type 2, ED, low T, and hep c, but baby, you making me feel alright!”

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 8, 2023 10:41 pm

THIS is why all marketing firms should be executed. Tired of fat immobile women who think they’re 10’s but need help getting out of the car.