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“Be man enough to love Barack Obama !”
Booger wins!
And that’s why they call me the meat hammer
Ole O’bammy loves weiners.
“D’Michelle O’Bama, Inside Linebacker, University Of Diversity, Peace out.”
My bologna has a first name,
It’s B A R A K
My bologna has a second name
It’s O B A M A
I love to eat it every day,
And if you ask me why I’ll say
Barack Obama has a way
With B O L O G N A
Double feature now showing: Three Men and a Little Lady 2 & The Parent Traps: Atlas Shrugs.
The north end of a south-bound possum
It’s back & shoulder day at the gym.
I broke the world record deadlift suck that Halfthor!
Lats!
Look at those traps!
YUUUUUGE!
Strapless back on a silver back.
If Obumbum had a son, his spouse would have a uterus.
Does this dress make mt tranny “wife’s” ass look masculine?
y’ kin put a white tablecloth around a heifer, it’s still heifer
Y’kin put a white tablecloth around a bull, it’s still a bull.
Y’all kin put yer white tablecloth ’round a pig….put some lipstick on her….mmm!
In Iowa they call ’em sows.
V for Vendetta
Brokeback White House. Leaving the mountain behind.
Broke Butt Mount Man.
You spelled mountainous wrong . . . as in leaning the mountainous behind.
The lady among them is thinking, he sure likes his men big. Obviously by the distance she is keeping, they have nothing in common.
Grape Ape
Gorilla in the ‘midst’
“So three dudes and an older woman go into a bar…”
Mike truck bringing up the rear, which is just the way Barack likes it best.
Don’t say anything or she will kick our asses.
Bench presses #350.
it beeps when it backs up
Trapezius don’t lie.
Hey! Someone finally got it.
🙂
You guys like to swing?
“We’re gonna need a bigger swing”
It don’t mean a thing if ain’t got that swing_________Barry O
Bathhouse “B” won’t stay long,
If he doesn’t get a dong.
Invite Bathhouse B to a bbq?
He said he will come as long as there are 1/4 lb weiners.
schwing
“Back for Moar”
Broke Barack Mountain,
….in a dress.
“I’m on top and you’re on your knees, Barry!”
“Is this where we are installing our sex dungeon?”
Three moons orbiting Heranus.
Three Loons….?
Hisanus, my bad.
“watchoo loogkin at muhfugger”
in my best ghettoese…
Peace babies, L.
What happened to ladies first entering the doorway?…….Oh wait.
What’s that smell , it’s Moo-shell, big brown streak down the back of his strapless gown.
“This dress is making my balls itch.”
“Does this dress make my dick look big”?__________ Big Mike
Whitehouse mailman fired.
Why?
Apparently, he had asked Michelle “Is this your package?”
Joke construction in progress.
Version 2:
The Obama’s had a difficult time keeping a Whitehouse mailroom job staffed.
Seems the problem was, every single one of them would inevitably say “I’ve got a package for you, Mr President” to Barack, and “Michelle” would become enraged, and throw heavy objects at the white house staff.
‘Hey Barry .. you beotch. Let’s see your “traps” !’
“GO BEARS!”
What an African male looks like from behind if you put him in a wig and dress.
It’s those 12EEE pumps that make all the difference.
Auntie- How in the world did people never catch on to Big Mike? The poster boy for IN PLAIN SIGHT.
Doctor “Sorry Mr Marshall your son Barry has what we in the medical community call LWS, or, Limp Wrist Syndrome”. No one with this condition has ever been good at sports. Also, his penis, ahem, uh, er, micropenis is going to stay that small.”
Frank Marshall Davis “Damn!, what the hell is a black communist pornography producer gonna do with a limp wristed micropenis son?”
Three men and a woman, walking in to see “Rocky Horror Picture Show”.
Football season’s comin’.
“Who let the dogs out?”
She’s my brown star.
The new movie sensation: “Shart-Back Mountain”
“He’s gonna get it in the ass tonight”.
All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse’s arms;
And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress’ eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon’s mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lin’d,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper’d pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
His youthful hose, well sav’d, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion;
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
~Bill S.
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Obama, is playing a role he accepted, just as we all, are playing the roles we acceptes.
Who am I to say if what the professional talkers say about him is true or false?
Everything paid talking heads say can not conflict with the interests of the people who pay them. Conflict if interest.