1580 vs 2023

Who did it better?

Giambologna Colossus of the Apennines 1579-80 (35ft tall)

MLK Statue, 2023

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21 Comments
BL
BL
August 18, 2023 7:56 am

1580 for the win, giant black schlong, never.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  BL
August 18, 2023 11:21 am

The sculpture is not of a turd? Sure looks it.

Booger
Booger
August 18, 2023 8:07 am

Giambologna Colossus of the Apennines = Magnificent

MLK Statue = WTF

TCS
TCS
  Booger
August 19, 2023 2:14 am

MLK Statue = WTF

Orwell had it wrong. It wasn’t a boot on your face forever…it was a giant black dick IN your face…forever. That thing needs to go the way of the Georgia Guidestones.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 18, 2023 8:41 am

Even they find it ridiculous.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Anonymous
August 18, 2023 9:05 am

Probably not his wife.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Anonymous
August 18, 2023 2:27 pm

What an embarrassment, and what a horrific waste of money. Build something that “honors” MLK, not shows total disrespect for the man. This POS is worthy of a Hunter Biden “art form.”

Machinist
Machinist
August 18, 2023 10:32 am

“Would you fly this? South African man builds helicopter out of scrap.”
“thesouthafrican.com has evolved to become one of the most-read websites in South Africa”
Does this even resemble a helicopter???
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Am I stretching it here, or do you see the same rhyming pattern I do?

BL
BL
  Machinist
August 18, 2023 10:45 am

That’s some funny shit right there, machinist. The work of a MASTER nigger-rigger.

Dagobaz
Dagobaz
  BL
August 18, 2023 11:40 am

You owe me a new keyboard. Snort most unwomanfully, I did.

Machinist
Machinist
  Dagobaz
August 18, 2023 7:38 pm

I’ll pay as soon as I see your pic. Fair? Let me rephrase that… is that ok with you?

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Machinist
August 18, 2023 10:55 am

Urban drone in camo for Camden?

Booger
Booger
  Machinist
August 18, 2023 11:07 am

The oven rack is a nice touch.

BL
BL
  Booger
August 18, 2023 11:09 am

I thought that too, booger. Wonder if it is solar powered? Who could tell. 🙂

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  BL
August 18, 2023 11:14 am

Noo-cue-lar energy is the secret to this craft’s propulsion. The oven rack proves it.

Dagobaz
Dagobaz
August 18, 2023 11:37 am

1580 wins it. The other: it’s a Mobius turd.

k31
k31
  Dagobaz
August 18, 2023 7:21 pm

If I had read your joke first, I wouldn’t have tried.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
August 18, 2023 4:45 pm

Somehow I’m reminded of a quotation … something about ‘Whites’, bricks’ ‘city’ and ‘blacks’ ‘city’ ‘bricks’ …

k31
k31
August 18, 2023 7:19 pm

Negro Arm Holding a Giant Turd would have been better received if it was on a different continent below the Sahara.

Machinist
Machinist
  k31
August 18, 2023 7:41 pm

They’d probably worship the monstrosity.

Horace Felton
Horace Felton
August 19, 2023 6:50 am

“Jewish” art is always disgusting.