MAUI, HI — President Joe Biden arrived in Maui this week full of quips and folksy anecdotes to show his support for the victims of the deadly fires, pulling out some of his best material to comfort those who lost everything.
“I know just what you guys are going through,” The President told a group of Lahaina residents gathered to hear him speak. “When I was-I mean-a few years ago-a decade or so I was walking on the beach in Delaware, and if you’ve ever been to that beach you know how hot that sand gets in the sun, let me tell ya. I walked all the way across the beach without sandals on and my feet felt like they were burning hotter than one of Hunter’s little girlfriends in a church on Sunday if you know what I mean! Pause for laughter.”
Lahaina residents reacted to the President’s story with mixed emotions, with some believing the President was just trying to relate to their entire city being burned to ashes and others wondering if he knew where he was.
“Hot beach sand?” Paolo Kekoa asked reporters. “I’m not sure how that’s supposed to make me feel better after my entire house and everything I owned was incinerated…”
Democrat Leslie Makani says she appreciated the President’s remarks. “They just go to show what a man of the people he is, how not at all detached from reality he is, how much he knows where he is at all times. Oh look, he’s bowing his head and closing his eyes in humble reverence for the devastation on our island.”
The President continued to regale islanders with more totally relatable stories like the time he burned a Totino’s pizza in the oven and his house smelled like “burned pepperoni and fake cheese” for over an hour.
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Pathetic horse’s ass……..
You’re far too kind. What a blessing for you!
Downvotes taste like liberal tears to me! Bring ’em on!
No he dit’ int go there……insulting doesn’t even begin……..lawd, why can’t he just drop dead?
Because God isn’t done punishing his flesh yet.
THEN comes The Judgment.
Scru- Will that take long, hope not?
I gave up on trying to read God’s Mind a long time ago. He’s always gonna be the smartest guy in ANY room.
These articles always point in the safe direction of the installed puppet. A person who is there for people to love or hate. And a nice safe place to direct ones jeers as well. Funny we never see exposes on his ziocabinet.
We know this senile scumsuck’n criminal is an empty sock and the media/ce-eye-eh/vile vermin directing the show are the ones to blame.
If biden went full retard and started grazing on the WH lawn, full bovine, the media scum would say its joey sac-o-shit new healthy living lifestyle and everyone should follow suit. and they would too, while masking up.
They would say he was…
…“The same hour was the thing fulfilled upon Nebuchadnezzar: and he was driven from men, and did eat grass as oxen, and his body was wet with the dew of heaven, till his hairs were grown like eagles’ feathers, and his nails like birds’ claws.”
https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Daniel-4-33/
WE… would know the reason, but the media and satanic cultists would spin this as a healthy living alternative. With joey sac-o-shit setting the example because hes a champion of the people.
Just wait until he’s burning in HELL. THEN he’ll feel the heat!
It’s the Babylon Bee, folks. Yes, he made made a donkey of himself, but find the appropriate article to yell at.
You mean to say its Via The Babylon Bee!?!? Gosh, who’da known
I am truly surprised Biden walked on hot sand. Isn’t our political Royalty usually carried by slaves in a “Litter” over hot sand?
Admin- I saw that yesterday but didn’t really understand fully til this video. Very interesting.
Wait till the poor simp finds out Hunters been bangin Dr. Jill…