Biden Tells Fire Victims He Sympathizes Because One Time He Walked On The Beach Without Sandals And The Sand Was Really Hot

Via The Babylon Bee

MAUI, HI — President Joe Biden arrived in Maui this week full of quips and folksy anecdotes to show his support for the victims of the deadly fires, pulling out some of his best material to comfort those who lost everything.

“I know just what you guys are going through,” The President told a group of Lahaina residents gathered to hear him speak. “When I was-I mean-a few years ago-a decade or so I was walking on the beach in Delaware, and if you’ve ever been to that beach you know how hot that sand gets in the sun, let me tell ya. I walked all the way across the beach without sandals on and my feet felt like they were burning hotter than one of Hunter’s little girlfriends in a church on Sunday if you know what I mean! Pause for laughter.”

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