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nkit
nkit
August 25, 2023 4:06 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
August 25, 2023 6:14 pm

And you as well, nkit.

Smitty
Smitty
  Texas Khaan
August 25, 2023 7:53 pm

The Trubadores have been my favorite band for years. So glad they’re putting new music out again.

nkit
nkit
  Texas Khaan
August 25, 2023 10:53 pm

Fantastic, TK…love it…just needs my harp….

BB
BB
  nkit
August 27, 2023 12:07 am

Harp or harmonica? I’ve played one since I was 10. My dad and all of my uncles played, too. Don’t have the wind anymore.

nkit
nkit
  BB
August 27, 2023 12:47 am

harmonica…

overthecliff
overthecliff
  nkit
August 26, 2023 12:18 am

You da man,nkit.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 4:45 pm

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Deimos
Deimos
  USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 8:55 pm

I’ve always preferred 12 gauge #00 buckshot to turn them into imitation raspberry jam. That’s not a cool thing though, the best thing for close suburban life is birdshot, let the puke start to break in them give them a few blasts of #8 birdshot to the face. It will blind them and really hurt but unlike #00 buckshot it won’t go through the neighbors windows or walls. It would be best if you had a tube extender to hold 10 rounds, the first 3 are birdshot, the next 3 are 00 buckshot, the last 4 are a combo of those.

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  Deimos
August 26, 2023 12:16 am

My preference is to alternate buckshot with slugs. If you’re gonna do it, make sure it’s permanent. You don’t want to get sued later.

nkit
nkit
  SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
August 26, 2023 1:04 am

Those Idaho ladies are tough noodles…

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  nkit
August 26, 2023 2:04 am

Yes we are.

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
August 26, 2023 3:46 am

I was taught to never point a firearm at anybody unless you intend to off them. Well, if I’m going to off them, why on earth would I use birdshot? Buckshot and slugs, pretty much guaranteed. I can replace windows and fix walls. Not to mention that none of my neighbors are close enough for me to take their shit out anyways. If the perp is toast, my word in court stands alone.

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Deimos
August 26, 2023 4:10 pm

You are right, I have killed a deer and a fox at about 75-100 ft with 7.5 birdshot with my 500 Mossberg (I was squirrel hunting).

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 4:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
  USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 10:55 pm

good one, Cowboy..

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
August 25, 2023 4:51 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  YourAverageJoe
August 25, 2023 8:00 pm

Joe, isn’t that what white settlement was supposed to be? Haven’t been through that town for about 20 years when I last lived in dallas

rhs jr
rhs jr
  YourAverageJoe
August 26, 2023 4:14 pm

Rick Tailor (?) ran for congress in 2016 and had a big sign in Benton Tn that said “Make America White Again”.

nkit
nkit
  rhs jr
August 28, 2023 12:12 am

Let’s do it again…

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 4:52 pm

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Notorious Lurker
Notorious Lurker
  USA Cowboy
August 26, 2023 1:24 am

To the down voter, this is the reality of EVs. Reliable power comes from 3 sources… Coal, Gas or Nuclear. Any other power is secondary generation until they make SciFi power work, I don’t care if they have working ZPMs from UFOs/G’ould/Startrek it’s not available for the rest of us.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 4:52 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 7:31 pm

the same thing happened to his cousin, Yu-Suk Wang

RW
RW
  USA Cowboy
August 27, 2023 12:18 pm

The name would be pronounced Fook Yu. I lived in Hong Kong and there was a Fook Yu street in Kowloon.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 4:53 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 4:54 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
August 27, 2023 12:14 am

That guy actually created a bunch of breeds still around today.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 4:54 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 4:54 pm

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Justin Olphart
Justin Olphart
  USA Cowboy
August 26, 2023 3:31 am

No, its called a rhubarb.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 4:55 pm

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MMinWA
MMinWA
  USA Cowboy
August 27, 2023 2:32 pm

aisle

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 4:56 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 4:57 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 4:59 pm

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Peter Morningwood
Peter Morningwood
  USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 5:51 pm

That’s funny

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  USA Cowboy
August 26, 2023 12:26 am

I read that to hubs. We laughed ourselves sick.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 5:01 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 5:01 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 5:28 pm

My friend Eldridge Hardie.
A very good artist and a very good man.
RIP.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 5:29 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 5:32 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 5:33 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 5:35 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 5:36 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 5:37 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 5:38 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 5:40 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 5:41 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 5:42 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 5:44 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 5:44 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 5:45 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 5:46 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 5:47 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 6:19 pm

I’ll say it again, great artworks each and every week.

nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 11:03 pm

You two share so much artistically. I often see you in your mentors’ work..Thanks always for sharing.

Are you sinistra as well?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
August 26, 2023 1:27 am

I am right handed for many things, but left eye dominant.
I write. eat, and paint with my right hand.
But I shoot left handed with all weapons, and I shoot pool left handed. I also play lacrosse well with my left hand and always turned my skis stronger to the left.
I do many thing well left, my politics never,

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Colorado Artist
August 26, 2023 2:37 am

I’m also weird handed like you CA, I am a lefty with firearms, bow and arrow, dominant left eye. I eat left handed, write right handed, use tools equally well in either hand, bat right handed. Politically speaking I advocate various means of cruel execution.

nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
August 26, 2023 3:49 am

I am right handed in most sports. In baseball I can switch hit, but I throw and catch right handed.. Hockey and lacrosse I am left handed , but right handed in golf… I fucked my right hand up playing ball in college. I was in a cast for close to 6 months so I became ambidextrous and it still serves me today. Eating left-handed just sometimes happens. I had to learn to write left-handed to pass my classes. I couldn’t paint a fucking wall right handed so I cant imagine painting a landscape left handed…

Hammie
Hammie
  Colorado Artist
August 26, 2023 4:55 pm

I’m right handed, but I fish left-handed. I’m also left footed.

BB
BB
  Colorado Artist
August 27, 2023 12:13 am

I remember you saying you play golf. left or right and what is your handicap?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  BB
August 27, 2023 1:28 am

Right handed. And that is a YUUUGE advantage for a left eye dominant golfer because your dominant eye always sees the ball throughout the swing.
And for many years I was a solid 6 handicap. (never sandbagged)
But as I got older, lost my flexibility and fast twitch
muscle mass so lost a bunch of my prodigious distance and now am a solid 12.
I am still a deadly short game player, however.

One year I made over $6000 playing golf by “gambling”
(I never gambled. I just was better and unshakeable when it mattered.) Most years when I was good
it was around $3500.
A good artist friend of mine named Kang Cho, who was a VERY good golfer and I (2 handicap) went to Las Vegas to play all comers for a few days and came home with a lot of money.
I only did that once.

BB
BB
  Colorado Artist
August 27, 2023 2:29 pm

I played from about 20 yrs. old to 65. I still hit balls today just to limber up. I was a 2 and putting and chipping were my specialties. I plumb bobbed my putting but was never a long hitter. Although I played for almost 50 years, I never had a hole in one. My son had one and my brother, 6. I really miss it but being 78, tomorrow, I could still play but golf just isn’t fun without birdies. Golf always kept me in money.

nkit
nkit
  BB
August 28, 2023 12:20 am

I was playing golf with two friends and my Dad on 12-24-96.. On a par three 192 yards, I drilled it.. greatest feeling ever.. so glad my pappy was there to see it……The people on the next tee box went crazy…

bunky
bunky
  Colorado Artist
August 26, 2023 5:59 pm

Thanks CA, beautiful stuff.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 8:39 pm

All of these paintings remind me of my second favorite Turnpike Troubadours song, The Bird Hunters.
~Smitty

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  Colorado Artist
August 26, 2023 9:23 pm

WOW, Thought that was a photo at first. Really Exceptional

anonymous
anonymous
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 6:00 pm

wonderful use of colors

eraser
eraser
  Colorado Artist
August 26, 2023 5:29 am

How does one downvote this? Meh.

Bauls
Bauls
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 8:04 pm

He looks like a kindly man, but kinda seems like he wouldn’t have taken a bunch of bull shit for some reason

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bauls
August 25, 2023 8:37 pm

A gentleman. In every sense of the word.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 7:05 pm

Does this mean I should only raise it halfway?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  hardscrabble farmer
August 25, 2023 8:42 pm

???
I am missing something here.

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 10:23 pm

One outa two is half way, and he grew up watching Bugs. I don’t enjoy it like I used to, and other entertainment also with certain entertainers, but I digress.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 7:12 pm

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James
James
  Colorado Artist
August 25, 2023 11:12 pm

Hmm…..

Paybacks a bitch!

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Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  Colorado Artist
August 26, 2023 9:25 pm

LOL

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 9:12 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 9:13 pm

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SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  USA Cowboy
August 26, 2023 3:52 am

I actually gave consideration to this question. The answer is no.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 9:14 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
August 25, 2023 10:03 pm

Why is page 10 showing up as malicious virus? Heads up to all

Ubiquitous Asshole
Ubiquitous Asshole
August 26, 2023 1:19 am

Okay, I’ve done my normal Saturday morning last blow-through starting on Friday evening. This wraps it up for me until the next FF. Of course, I’ll be visiting throughout the week on other topics, but I love FF.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Ubiquitous Asshole
August 26, 2023 2:13 am

It’s a welcome laugh riot amongst the depressing national
suicide Clown World we witness every other day of the week.
As always, ammo up, be grateful for everything good,
and be prepared to do anything for you and yours.
A storm is coming.
Look to God, and may He bless you all and keep you safe and sheltered.

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
August 26, 2023 3:56 am

And I would like to thank nkit, USACowboy, and Colorado Artist, et al, for their usual interesting and entertaining contributions to this week’s FF. Thanks boys…and you too Bob P. But Bob…put it back in your pants dude. Just damn. You’re too old to be acting so twerpishly (that is a word, isn’t it?). Dare I ask if it even functions anymore? *snicker*

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
August 26, 2023 4:00 am

Oh, and a Special Mention to Ubiquitous Asshole. You guys are what helps me unwind at the end of a disgusting news week. Which seems to be every week these days.

Student of History
Student of History
August 26, 2023 6:19 am

Finally ‘worked’ my way through all 12 pages, and…
. . . THANKS TO ALL WHO POSTED!

(Love FridayFail, it’s a super start to the weekend.)

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  Student of History
August 26, 2023 12:24 pm

Move on to Powerline blog, The Week In Pictures on Saturday.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
August 28, 2023 12:41 am

I think this gal makes for a happy ending for this FF.
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