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nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:16 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
September 8, 2023 5:35 pm

What a pity, I never had a teacher that looked really good, like her.

GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  Texas Khaan
September 9, 2023 1:54 am

I did. She was a high school math teacher who moonlighted at Disneyland as Tinker Bell. She ziplined from the top of the Matterhorn at night in spotlights before the fireworks started (this was 50 years ago). She was a knockout and all the guys lusted but she had horrible halitosis.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
September 9, 2023 2:19 pm

She can teach me anything she wants!

nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:17 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 8, 2023 8:02 pm

Just one more trip through the dryer for that sweater ought to do it.

nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:21 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
September 8, 2023 4:51 pm

I’m sorry Daddy. I didn’t mean to misgender you. Are you going to spank me now……..and often……………Please……………….Daddy.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
September 8, 2023 8:23 pm

Woo wee! I would even do the mirror if it had a hole in it!

nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:22 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 8, 2023 4:23 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
September 8, 2023 7:50 pm

ATTABOY

nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:26 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 8, 2023 7:51 pm

Pistols are hard to aim on the back of a moped

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 8, 2023 4:26 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
September 8, 2023 5:40 pm

Yeah right, that’s how you attract all the horse lover gals, they’ll be all over him.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Texas Khaan
September 8, 2023 8:19 pm

does the guy in the red shirt get to watch?

nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:26 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 8, 2023 4:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
September 8, 2023 8:04 pm

What a fine young man. I’ll buy the entire pitcher!

nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:29 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 8, 2023 4:31 pm

I am Farticus

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Anonymous
September 8, 2023 5:42 pm

Stinkfingerus agrees !!!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 8, 2023 7:53 pm

That’s some funny shit right there

nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:29 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 8, 2023 7:53 pm

Woof

nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:29 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
September 8, 2023 8:21 pm

Well, keep looking. It might be in the base cabinet.

nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 8, 2023 4:32 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
September 8, 2023 5:58 pm

Three cheers for the man, the legend, nkit the magnificent !!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 8, 2023 5:54 pm

#STOPSIMPIN’

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 9, 2023 12:38 am

Sorry just had to share this from Costco, what the hell is “nut milk”
Actually I don’t want to know, anyhow
Food Items You Can Get Cheaper At Costco
Milk And Nut Milk

Do you have a child who consumes unbelievable amounts of milk or nut milk? Then you should be buying milk at Costco! Prices vary by region, but Costco still commonly beats grocery store prices especially when you buy it in the store. The milk you buy at Costco may also last longer. Some shoppers have found that the expiration dates are two weeks ahead, which is longer than most grocery store expirations.

Sorry but this was from MSN for the inquiring minds like us
As I continue it turns into a PSA for savvy shoppers

While regular cow milk is nearly always a better deal, nut milk prices fluctuate, so be sure to compare prices to what’s available at your local grocery store for the best price

nkit
nkit
September 9, 2023 6:45 pm

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