KYIV — In a shocking move, Ukraine announced today that they have hired trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney as their official military spokesperson.
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky announced the decision at a press conference today, stating, “In these trying times, we need a professional like Dylan to come in and be the face of Ukraine. He’s someone that people unanimously respect after seeing how he masterfully handled his role as a Bud Light brand ambassador. Speaking of which, Bud Light is now the official beer of the Ukrainian army.”
Mulvaney has committed to handling one of the most critical geopolitical crises of our time by making disturbing TikTok videos about how little girls love Abrams tanks. “On day 400 of being a girl, I discovered my love for F-16 fighter jets,” said Mulvaney. “Yay for being a girl and yay for cluster munitions!”
Zelensky said that he hopes that such a well-beloved and highly respected person like Mulvaney will help to unify the world behind Ukraine. “We recognize that the war has become polarizing and controversial,” said Zelensky. “We believe a deranged trans influencer is the best person on the planet to update the world on what your billions of dollars are doing for Ukraine’s military. Welcome aboard, Dylan!”
In response to the buzz surrounding his appointment, Mulvaney has posted a video announcing that he’s about to make Ukraine the “next Bud Light”.
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Zelensky will like that lol he’s a fkin homo too.
What could be more perfect? It could work perfectly in a massive land grab where it was a complete failure with redneck beer. They can play a duet with their pencil dicks on the piano and prance around in their stiletto heels in leather.
I’m glad my parents are long dead and missed this shit.
Poland & Ukraine Have Plunged Into A Full-Blown Political Crisis With No End In Sight
Andrew Korybko
Polish Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki’s revelation to local media on Wednesday that his country had stopped supplying arms to Ukraine in favor of arming itself showed just how far bilateral ties have plunged over the past week. Warsaw unilaterally extended restrictions on its eastern neighbor’s agricultural imports upon the expiry of the European Commission’s deal on 15 September in order to protect its farmers, which prompted Kiev to complain to the WTO about it on Monday.
Later that same day, Polish government spokesman Piotr Muller suggested that Warsaw might let its aid to Ukrainian refugees lapse next spring instead of extending it, thus hinting at a willingness to expand their trade dispute into other dimensions. If that happens, then the over one and a half million Ukrainians temporarily residing in Poland would either have to return home or go to elsewhere to Germany for instance. Everything then snowballed into a full-blown political crisis on Tuesday…
Polish President Andrzej Duda’s response that he shared with reporters showed how offended he was:
https://korybko.substack.com/p/poland-and-ukraine-have-plunged-into
Poland invades Ukraine before this is all over.
Ottawa: Massive Protests Against Trudeau’s Trans Agenda With Canadian Muslims At Forefront: “Leave Our Kids Alone!”
Trans Agenda No Longer Sacrosanct; Trudeau Protected By Police In Building Swarmed By Protesters. Will This Be What Breaks Trudeau’s Reign?
https://celiafarber.substack.com/p/ottawa-massive-protests-against-trudeaus
Times are so crazy, that Muslims are now allies.
The faggots will tiptoe around the mohammedans. They want their votes. They will tell the mohammedans that they will only go after Christians and white people. Both the commie faggots and the mohammedans will be waiting for the opportune time to strike each other. Both are evil viscious and ruthless. It should be interesting.
Allah be praised.
Spokestard and “comfort girl” all in one; got to be the dream job for the weirdo.
Waiting for Zel to mandate that Bud Lite be the national beverage of Ukraine.