Ukraine Hires Dylan Mulvaney As New Spokesperson

Via The Babylon Bee

KYIV — In a shocking move, Ukraine announced today that they have hired trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney as their official military spokesperson.

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky announced the decision at a press conference today, stating, “In these trying times, we need a professional like Dylan to come in and be the face of Ukraine. He’s someone that people unanimously respect after seeing how he masterfully handled his role as a Bud Light brand ambassador. Speaking of which, Bud Light is now the official beer of the Ukrainian army.”

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THE WALL WAS TOO HIGH, AS YOU CAN SEE

“The real hopeless victims of mental illness are to be found among those who appear to be most normal. Many of them are normal because they are so well adjusted to our mode of existence, because their human voice has been silenced so early in their lives, that they do not even struggle or suffer or develop symptoms as the neurotic does. They are normal not in what may be called the absolute sense of the word; they are normal only in relation to a profoundly abnormal society. Their perfect adjustment to that abnormal society is a measure of their mental sickness. These millions of abnormally normal people, living without fuss in a society to which, if they were fully human beings, they ought not to be adjusted.” Aldous Huxley, Brave New World Revisited

“The surest way to work up a crusade in favor of some good cause is to promise people they will have a chance of maltreating someone. To be able to destroy with good conscience, to be able to behave badly and call your bad behavior ‘righteous indignation’ — this is the height of psychological luxury, the most delicious of moral treats.” Aldous Huxley, Crome Yellow

As I have witnessed and lived through the last three dystopian years of mass hysteria, mass delusion, and mass mental illness, I find myself drawn to the same thinkers, social commentators, and musical artists over and over. The wisdom, wit, and clarity of Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, and Roger Waters in describing a world gone mad makes me feel less alone in my observations about humanity, politicians, governments, bankers, billionaire funded NGOs, war mongering psychopaths, and entities intent on shredding the social fabric of this country and the world.

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Anheuser-Busch Transitions Into Damage Control Mode – And People Aren’t Buying It

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After rolling out a Bud Light ad campaign featuring flamboyant transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney – whose ditzy caricature of a woman mocks decades of actual progress by feminists (who have apparently been wokeshamed into silence), Anheuser-Busch’s damage control team kicked into action on Friday after the Mulvaney ad sparked a massive backlash.

“We never intended to be part of a discussion that divides people,” said Anheuser-Busch InBev CEO Brendan Whitworth in a carefully crafted, heavily focus-grouped press release which failed to mention Mulvaney, Bud Light, or transgender issues. “We are in the business of bringing people together over a beer.”

I care deeply about this country, this company, our brands and our partners. I spend much of my time traveling across America, listening to and learning from our customers, distributors and others,” the statement continued. “Moving forward, I will continue to work tirelessly to bring great beers to consumers across our nation.”

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Raytheon Unveils New Dylan Mulvaney-Branded Patriot Missile

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WALTHAM, MA — Transgender visibility took yet another step forward today as Raytheon unveiled its new Patriot missile endorsed by transgender TikTok personality Dylan Mulvaney. President Biden immediately celebrated this new line of missiles, hailing it as a leap forward in lethal diversity.

“It’s got this Dylan fella’s face all over it,” President Biden said in short remarks before he made several attempts to board Air Force One and depart for an Easter holiday weekend. “Not only is this missile an advanced and deadly tool in our arsenal, but it’s also a symbol of everything the U.S. military has become. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!”

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WHAT COMPANY WOULDN’T WANT A MENTALLY UNBALANCED MAN AS THEIR BRA SPOKESMAN?

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Bud Light makes special can to celebrate Dylan Mulvaney’s ‘365 days of girlhood’

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Bud Light makes special can to celebrate Dylan Mulvaney's '365 days of girlhood'

Is this an April Fool’s joke? We’re not sure, but it appears that trans TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney is the latest spokesperson for Bud Light. Mulvaney released an ad, in the style of the usual TikToks, talking about the beer and March Madness. Mulvaney joked about March Madness, and not know what sport that was about, while wearing an up-do and gown.

Bud Light has printed cans with Mulvaney’s likeness in celebration of Mulvaney’s 365 Days of Girlhood project. The celebration signifies that Mulvaney, a grown adult male, has been pretending to be a “girl” for an entire year.

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