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Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
September 22, 2023 3:22 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Lee Harvey Griswald
September 22, 2023 4:17 pm

This guy turned himself around and turned out to be a pretty decent fellow. I don’t fault anyone for that.

Just telling the naked truth
Just telling the naked truth
  Anonymous
September 24, 2023 12:02 am

So you’re someone who doesn’t know the story of his clone? What a shame.

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 22, 2023 5:48 pm

Stop goosing my wife!

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
September 22, 2023 3:24 pm

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TCS
TCS
  Lee Harvey Griswald
September 23, 2023 11:48 am

It sure seems that way sometimes. What’s a fella supposed ta do?

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:27 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
September 22, 2023 3:36 pm

Ya think you can handle these Mr?

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:28 pm

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Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  nkit
September 22, 2023 4:10 pm

4 bucks for a pound of lettuce? It must include a steak to go with the salad.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Oyarsa
September 22, 2023 4:21 pm

I think it’s just over 8.8 bucks a pound but your point is well taken

Nocte_Volens
Nocte_Volens
  Anonymous
September 22, 2023 6:23 pm

8.99 per KILOGRAM

Thunder
Thunder
  Nocte_Volens
September 23, 2023 2:15 am

Or to be factual – $8.16 per liter of water and the rest insoluble fiber

TCS
TCS
  nkit
September 23, 2023 11:50 am

That would explain the price then, wouldn’t it?

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
September 22, 2023 3:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:29 pm

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Anon
Anon
  nkit
September 22, 2023 4:49 pm

Filthy commie whore…

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:30 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 22, 2023 4:27 pm

FUCK! I still have my DEW decorations up

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:30 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
September 22, 2023 3:38 pm

Three of a kind or a triple pair?

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  Muscledawg
September 22, 2023 4:11 pm

Cheeky.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
September 22, 2023 4:28 pm

I believe that 3 of a kind makes it a full house

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
September 23, 2023 12:16 am

….They cheated, it’s 6 of a kind

Anon
Anon
  nkit
September 22, 2023 4:51 pm

Those have Mike Lindell’s product beat

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
September 22, 2023 3:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:31 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
September 22, 2023 3:40 pm

My memory is fading….but was there a cartoon character in Hustler about 50 yrs ago that like to smell girls bicycle seats? Whether there was or wasn’t………I agree with him.

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  Muscledawg
September 22, 2023 4:13 pm

Chester the Molester?

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Muscledawg
September 22, 2023 4:42 pm

Oh, happy seat!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Muscledawg
September 22, 2023 5:46 pm
YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Muscledawg
September 22, 2023 5:49 pm

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tabarnac
tabarnac
  YourAverageJoe
September 22, 2023 8:00 pm

the snoid is from sheboygan as I recall

Oyarsa
Oyarsa
  nkit
September 22, 2023 4:13 pm

Ring my bell.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 22, 2023 6:59 pm

My grandpa taught me what a snarf was: a boy who goes around smelling girls bicycle seats. He was inspirational that way…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 24, 2023 5:46 am

Rachel Cook

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:31 pm

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Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
September 22, 2023 3:31 pm

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Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
September 22, 2023 3:32 pm

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TCS
TCS
  Lee Harvey Griswald
September 23, 2023 11:56 am

That’s the bottom line right there.

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:32 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
September 23, 2023 1:39 am

Nice lower back dimples.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  fujigm
September 23, 2023 10:11 am

Known as The Dimples of Venus

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:33 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 23, 2023 12:22 am

….My Old Town canoe is teal coloured.
Flat water, early morning mid autumn mist …and no wife.

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
September 22, 2023 3:33 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Lee Harvey Griswald
September 22, 2023 7:28 pm

Divorce law was inspired by the female praying mantis.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Texas Khaan
September 23, 2023 12:25 am

…You say female praying mantis, I go by the more condensed term,… feminist

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:33 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 25, 2023 12:19 am

way to go Dad

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
September 22, 2023 3:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:34 pm

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hammie
hammie
  nkit
September 23, 2023 6:19 pm

She can always change her name to Karen. It fits the personality.

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:34 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 22, 2023 11:01 pm

The pushback needs to start in a Texas HomeDepot parking lot.

A9racer
A9racer
  YourAverageJoe
September 23, 2023 8:23 am

Nope. On the fucking border. Need to send the Texas Guard and Rangers down there and tell O’Biden to fuck off.

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
September 22, 2023 3:35 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Lee Harvey Griswald
September 22, 2023 9:08 pm

Nice. lol

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
September 22, 2023 3:35 pm

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Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
September 22, 2023 3:36 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  Lee Harvey Griswald
September 23, 2023 1:40 am

Exactly.

A9racer
A9racer
  Lee Harvey Griswald
September 23, 2023 8:30 am

Strong, independent woman,,, until something goes wrong

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
September 22, 2023 3:36 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Lee Harvey Griswald
September 22, 2023 5:57 pm

Along with her face and purple hair.

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:42 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 22, 2023 4:36 pm

You don’t have to sell me. I agreed with the you the first time

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:43 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 22, 2023 5:59 pm

Why don’t the stupid things just start off growling upward?

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Bob P
September 22, 2023 7:32 pm

The creators design shall not be questioned.

Phil
Phil
  nkit
September 22, 2023 10:21 pm

So what you’re saying is that bananas slowly get a hard-on. That still doesn’t explain why they turn yellow.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Phil
September 23, 2023 12:35 am

….They’re embarrassed that their hard-on just won’t go away.

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:44 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
September 22, 2023 6:01 pm

Damn shadows beat me to it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
September 23, 2023 12:38 am

….Shadows, I thought she had weird nipples.

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:45 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
September 22, 2023 9:11 pm

Nice. Sharon Tate. What a shame.

nkit
nkit
  Muscledawg
September 23, 2023 1:30 am

Indeed, Dawg…..indeed…

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:48 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
September 22, 2023 9:12 pm

Hey everyone….look at my friend…..he’s a fucking dunce.

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:48 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
September 22, 2023 11:05 pm

“Don’t be in front.of my gun”

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:49 pm

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Anon
Anon
  nkit
September 22, 2023 4:57 pm

These are Ukrainian kids suffering during the jew bolshevik Holodomor

Phil
Phil
  Anon
September 22, 2023 10:23 pm

That would be my first guess.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anon
September 23, 2023 1:17 am

And history is repeating itself … (((they))) are doing it to both the Russians and the Ukrainians all over again … trying to make Ukraine a ‘bigger israel’ … 

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:50 pm

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Thunder
Thunder
  nkit
September 23, 2023 2:36 am

Her, Her and only Her….. she has my Buddha ears and dimples

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:51 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 3:51 pm

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Yancey Ward
Yancey Ward
  USA Cowboy
September 24, 2023 12:48 pm

Obviously gay jet ski.

nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:52 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
September 22, 2023 7:37 pm

Good to have you back, oh great nkit the magnificent !!!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 3:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
September 22, 2023 3:53 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 23, 2023 12:42 am

….If I was the professor stranded on an island with Mary Ann, I wouldn’t fix that radio either.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
September 24, 2023 6:10 am

Dawn Wells was a fox

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 3:54 pm

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