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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 3:55 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 4:44 pm

Fuck Kentucky! That thar is Tennessee if’n I’ve ever seen it

ArKayne
ArKayne
  Anonymous
September 23, 2023 4:39 pm

Hells yeah!! We know our corn liquor! KY kicks butt in bourbon (LOOOOVE IT) but when it comes to pure white corn liquor…KY ain’t quite up our standards. Not a diss….just fact. Grew up with TN “Keg County” white liquor. But as an adult I became a KY Bourbon fan. It surpasses Jack’s “Sour Mash”.
Gotta love the south’s Scott/Irish heritage in making SUPERIOR liquor !!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 23, 2023 7:57 pm

I have plenty of TN ancestors that would agree

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 3:55 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 3:56 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 3:56 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 3:57 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 3:57 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 3:58 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
September 23, 2023 6:50 pm

That ain’t yer wife boy

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 3:59 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 4:00 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 4:00 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 4:01 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 4:01 pm

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  USA Cowboy
September 23, 2023 4:11 pm

I’d be like “how ’bout old guys?”

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 4:01 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 4:02 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 4:02 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 4:03 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 4:03 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 5:42 pm

Best First Lady since Jackie

Just telling the naked truth
Just telling the naked truth
  YourAverageJoe
September 23, 2023 10:32 pm

Melania is a real woman! All the other first husbands were transgender, did you notice?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 4:06 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 5:00 pm

I see it’s a lot hotter in Mexico than in France. Thanks for the weather lesson USAC

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Anonymous
September 22, 2023 8:56 pm

Prob wetter also.

Just telling the naked truth
Just telling the naked truth
  USA Cowboy
September 23, 2023 10:34 pm

Mexico is so hot just knowing it’s going to rain tomorrow!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
September 24, 2023 6:24 am

I didn’t know Nancy Pelosi was a French meteorologist

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 4:07 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 4:07 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 4:08 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 4:38 pm

One of my favorite artists who is inexplicably not widely known.
Edgar Payne
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Jim N
Jim N
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 5:35 pm

Always enjoy when you post Payne, particularly his western panoramas

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Jim N
September 23, 2023 12:21 am

I am getting forgetful if I have posted him before.
I always try to introduce a new artist to TBP.
Thew problem is, there are a very small number of truly
great artists. Like all genius, it is rare.

nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
September 23, 2023 1:15 am

As you are, sir.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
September 23, 2023 10:23 pm

WAY too kind, dear nkit.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Colorado Artist
September 23, 2023 10:58 am

You mean dis int art. Its black art and wez knowz all blacks produce not only stunning architectures but art also.

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teo toon
teo toon
  Colorado Artist
September 23, 2023 4:20 pm

Well, sir you might refresh yourself with this site: Cave of Apelles: https://www.youtube.com/@CaveofApelles

Deimos
Deimos
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 6:10 pm

You wouldn’t have access to anything in the Anchutz Collection in Denver, would you? I saw a travelling exhibition in Portland ME about 35 years ago. It was amazing.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Deimos
September 22, 2023 6:49 pm

His collection is extraordinary.
I am fortunate to have a painting in that collection.
I am in amazing company. I was a debutant ball
escort to a young lady whose father had died and stood next to him at the presentation.
It was through that meeting we discussed my art and his procuring one
of my paintings. Life is full of luck.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 8:59 pm

Life is full of luck

Both good and bad.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Muscledawg
September 23, 2023 12:18 am

I’ve had both.
But far more good than bad.

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 9:05 pm

Luck is Satanic. Blessings are from God.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Will the Scot
September 23, 2023 12:11 am

Luck is luck.
Blessings are indeed from God.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Will the Scot
September 23, 2023 10:19 am

That explains my excessive share of the bad luck.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Colorado Artist
September 23, 2023 8:11 pm

I’ve done quite a bit of work for Mr Anschutz both for his spread in Greeley and a building he owns in Downtown across from the Brown on Tremont. Very nice man but a Sea Island politico so a rat bastard.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 4:46 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 4:47 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 4:48 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 4:48 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 4:49 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 4:49 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 4:50 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 4:51 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 4:51 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 4:52 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 4:53 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 4:54 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 4:55 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 4:57 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 4:58 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 4:58 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 5:03 pm

Brushwork detail.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 5:03 pm

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Yahsure
Yahsure
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 9:40 pm

They all look out of focus.

k31
k31
  Yahsure
September 22, 2023 10:39 pm

Not my favorites of this subject matter that CA has shared, but I very much like several of them.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  k31
September 23, 2023 12:14 am

In matters of taste, art is in the eye of the beholder.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Yahsure
September 23, 2023 12:13 am

They are not.
Perhaps a visit to an ophthalmologist.
Or do like I do, buy and have on hand a bunch of
cheap 2.5 cheaters.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Colorado Artist
September 23, 2023 1:04 am

I appreciate the fine art that you posted CA.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Texas Khaan
September 23, 2023 10:27 pm

I’m happy they bring joy.
It’s what art is for ultimately.

Mona
Mona
  Colorado Artist
September 23, 2023 12:28 pm

Lord, I wish I had the talent to paint like this. Love them all!

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  Colorado Artist
September 25, 2023 12:29 am

Admin – not sure these belong on friday FAILS! 🙂

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
September 22, 2023 11:08 pm

I do enjoy your postings…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
September 23, 2023 12:15 am

And I thank you for saying so, Joe.

nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
September 23, 2023 1:19 am

You are a TBP treasure CA, Thank You…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
September 23, 2023 10:27 pm

Now I’m blushing.

nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
September 23, 2023 10:53 pm

You know, back when I played harp, semi-professionally, my music was reflective of those who “taught” me. I see that it is no different in your art. You could have claimed a few of those, and not got questioned..Good stuff, friend.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
September 22, 2023 5:24 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
September 22, 2023 5:25 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
September 22, 2023 11:57 pm

Damn, there really was a dog faced pony soldier.

ArKayne
ArKayne
  Anonymous
September 23, 2023 3:03 pm

But was he a lying DFPS? I’ll bet not. I’d lay odds that Labs are the most honest creatures on the planet.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
September 22, 2023 5:36 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
September 22, 2023 6:52 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
September 22, 2023 6:14 pm

Slingshot ride

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  TwatWaffle
September 22, 2023 8:45 pm

….Another G or so and those puppies would popped right out.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TwatWaffle
September 22, 2023 11:30 pm

That white girl is pretty metal.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 7:12 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
September 23, 2023 12:25 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
Only one cost us taxpayers cost 100 million.
Woody is on the hook for the other 100 million fuck up.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 8:57 pm

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Phil
Phil
  USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 10:30 pm

Ya know, if farmers would just take a few minutes to do courtesies such as this it would have saved my a lot of trouble and money.

k31
k31
  USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 10:40 pm

I guess he is speaking to his audience by labeling a bull a cow. Hunters typically have more dollars than sense.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
September 23, 2023 12:29 am

I’ve been a hunter all my life and and apparently
know more about what is a bull or a cow than this rancher.
A quick glance at the south end of that beef should clear things up…..
Not to mention that thick assed neck and massive brisket.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
September 23, 2023 12:46 am

…This farmer is probably a supreme court justice.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Anonymous
September 23, 2023 12:59 pm

Trans-cow.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Colorado Artist
September 23, 2023 3:55 pm

You know the difference, I know the difference, and I can promise you, the rancher knows the difference. But he is writing for people who DON’T know the difference.

I have been in the Black Hills when the rush of Minneapolis “hunters” show up for deer season. Trust me. They can barely understand the “COW” message.

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  The True Nolan
September 23, 2023 10:49 pm

Drunk Texans shoot tractors in Arkansas… must be the John Deere name.

ArKayne
ArKayne
  USA Cowboy
September 23, 2023 3:17 pm

Nope. It had better be written in day-glo orange. We now have to make extra steps so that our new Yankee transplant idjits don’t shoot stuff they’ve never seen before.
BUT, that’s assuming that they know to NOT SHOOT orange thingies.

Geez, the left coasters and NE transplant imbeciles moving to TN. Got ’em coming to our holler and DAMMM…the stoopid.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 8:58 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 8:59 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 9:02 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
September 23, 2023 12:34 am

Udders!

A9racer
A9racer
  USA Cowboy
September 23, 2023 8:43 am

If she can cook and take care of the chickens too, she’s in. Just ask my wife. Hahaha!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 9:02 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 9:33 pm

I downed quite a few bottles of that particular variety in college. Wild Mountain Grape was my favorite.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  TN Patriot
September 22, 2023 9:44 pm

I did “allegedly”

nkit
nkit
  TN Patriot
September 23, 2023 1:21 am

What a slut…

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  nkit
September 23, 2023 9:15 am

I have been called worse. 😉

nkit
nkit
  TN Patriot
September 23, 2023 10:57 pm

lmao….

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
September 23, 2023 12:58 am

It was the minimum daily requirement of formaldehyde in the Farnes’Boom that protected US … for life …

Another great was Red Mountain … we used to get it when in Oceanside, CA, when I was stationed at Camp Pendleton … it was $1.59 per GALLON … about 1/3 of the price of gasoline today.

Daddy joe
Daddy joe
  Anthony Aaron
September 23, 2023 6:24 pm

Thunderbird! But it was too rank to drink a bottle on a 15 work break.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
September 23, 2023 1:07 am

Night Train will damage the brain !!!

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  USA Cowboy
September 23, 2023 2:51 am

Mad Dog 20/20.

nkit
nkit
  SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
September 23, 2023 11:00 pm

Worst hangover ever 2 bottles, football game my Freshmen year..1972…I had to pay rent on one of the bathroom stalls for three days…Oh my, the promises I made to The Lord those three days..

Htos1av
Htos1av
  USA Cowboy
September 23, 2023 9:22 am

Strawberry, I can not tell a lie…dammit!

ArKayne
ArKayne
  USA Cowboy
September 23, 2023 3:57 pm

Please.
Talk to some of us in TN (and I’ll bet a few OTHER southern states) that grew up with home distilled “remedies”. White lightning and honey for coughs. Coal oil, sugar and (again) whisky for croup.
Boones Farm is city kids play.

Gaping sphincter
Gaping sphincter
September 22, 2023 9:03 pm

Ive seen better on Friday fail

A9racer
A9racer
  Gaping sphincter
September 23, 2023 8:44 am

That’s why you are an asshole

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 9:03 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 9:04 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 9:04 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 9:05 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 9:05 pm

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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  USA Cowboy
September 24, 2023 6:47 am

Snapped his neck….

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 9:08 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
September 23, 2023 10:27 am

That was such a blatant setup. Those ppl are sick.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Muscledawg
September 23, 2023 12:31 pm

I never saw any question or discussion on just how is it that folks in the audience at that theater are under surveillance … by whom and for what purposes …

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  USA Cowboy
September 24, 2023 6:49 am

She’s got a great set of tits.
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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  Wanna Hocka Lugie
September 24, 2023 6:50 am

Titties falling out of her dress… And what the actual FUCK is it with weak ass dudes carrying the women’s pocketbook???
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
September 22, 2023 9:09 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
September 23, 2023 1:30 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
September 23, 2023 1:31 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
September 23, 2023 1:32 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
September 23, 2023 1:32 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
September 23, 2023 1:32 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  TwatWaffle
September 24, 2023 6:39 am

Gaz

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
September 23, 2023 1:33 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
September 23, 2023 1:33 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
September 23, 2023 1:33 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
September 23, 2023 1:34 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
September 23, 2023 1:41 am

Incheon then home. Texas Khaan has a great eye for beauty. I flew out of Hohhot International and moseyed over to the Ulaanbaatar flight. Those stewardesses are something else.

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  TwatWaffle
September 23, 2023 3:31 am

I love the Mongolian women, such a harsh country, yet such incomparable beauty. I can’t wait to travel there, I will probably wish to stay forever.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Texas Khaan
September 23, 2023 10:29 am

Don’t forget about us at FF TK.

nkit
nkit
  TwatWaffle
September 23, 2023 11:03 pm

That’s a damn fine hand you just played, TW…

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  nkit
September 24, 2023 2:02 am

Mighty kind of you, Nkit.

No disrespect towards the other FF stalwarts, MD.