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Archaeopteryx Phoenix
Archaeopteryx Phoenix
November 5, 2023 7:46 am

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Bullwinkle
Bullwinkle
  Archaeopteryx Phoenix
November 5, 2023 4:00 pm

She is “White” and no obvious tattoos.
With that, she is Female.

T4C
T4C
  Archaeopteryx Phoenix
November 5, 2023 9:52 am

Fabulous.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  T4C
November 5, 2023 10:48 am

Making “one small step for mankind” a fun adventure.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  T4C
November 5, 2023 11:08 am

hhmmm why the edit???

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Archaeopteryx Phoenix
November 5, 2023 10:38 am

Wow, that’s a lot of clothing to talk a woman out of.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Glock-N-Load
November 5, 2023 11:05 am

Winston Churchill: “Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?”

Socialite: “My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course… ”

Churchill: “Would you sleep with me for five pounds?”

Socialite: “Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!”

Churchill: “Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.”

~ Winston Churchill

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 5, 2023 11:50 am

I like his other one too… when a woman said to him..”If I were married to you I’d put poison in your tea”, to which Churchill replied..”And if I were married to you, I’d drink it”.

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
  Anonymous
November 5, 2023 12:28 pm

Another woman at a State dinner said “Mr. Churchill, you’re drunk!” He replied, “and you are ugly, but in the morning I will be sober…”

Archie Phoenix
Archie Phoenix
  Glock-N-Load
November 5, 2023 11:09 am

Or into.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Archie Phoenix
November 5, 2023 12:23 pm

Wow. Excellent. Yeah, these days, that’d be the steeper task.

Petticoat Juggernaut.

Heh.

Time enough for a kamala
Time enough for a kamala
  Glock-N-Load
November 5, 2023 12:41 pm

“Wow, that’s a lot of clothing to talk a woman out of.”

Warren
Warren
  Glock-N-Load
November 5, 2023 2:06 pm

I think that was the point.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Archaeopteryx Phoenix
November 5, 2023 11:08 am

All dressed up & nowhere to go.

At least that’s how it is for me when I put on my Victorian dress.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Archaeopteryx Phoenix
November 5, 2023 9:05 pm

All those clothes and she still manages to end up showing off her tits.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 6, 2023 2:04 pm

women always find a way to show off something.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Archaeopteryx Phoenix
November 6, 2023 2:02 pm

…………..and now she has to pee.

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
November 5, 2023 8:31 am

Anti-semitism == can’t criticize jews
Racism == can’t criticize blacks

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  bidenTouchesKids
November 5, 2023 8:40 am

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m
m
November 5, 2023 8:42 am

“…vile terrorists who shoot babies…”

Wait… what happened to decapitate?

fujigm
fujigm
  m
November 5, 2023 12:30 pm

minor details….

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
  m
November 5, 2023 12:30 pm

Or maybe the story will change to impaling babies on bayonets…which was used in WW1….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  pyrrhus
November 5, 2023 2:24 pm

II

Lurker
Lurker
  pyrrhus
November 5, 2023 3:44 pm

It’s so much more humane to just bomb the shit out of them.

Trev
Trev
  Lurker
November 5, 2023 7:49 pm

Put yourself in their place, moron. They gave ample warning to the civilians to get out of there, but they ignored it and stayed, up to them.

Trev
Trev
  pyrrhus
November 5, 2023 7:48 pm

I can’t believe that you are that pathetic!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Trev
November 6, 2023 2:05 pm

If you elect terrorists,the punishment should be collective.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 14, 2023 3:14 am

Well, maybe they elected terrorists because the women aren’t allowed to vote & the men thought the terrorists would protect them from being used as target practice by the Jews (I was on Israel’s side until I looked into it. Slaughtered like the Nazi Ukrainians have done to Russian heritage Ukrainians for YEARS.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
November 5, 2023 2:45 pm

Stayed at the new house this weekend. Almost good enuf to move in. This mornings dawn dog walk incuded both the sounds of hunting season gunfire and crowing roosters. So happy we finally made it to the country.

Lurker
Lurker
  Administrator
November 5, 2023 3:45 pm

They said set your clock back, not set your cock back.

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
November 5, 2023 12:26 pm

Cartoonist is just another clueless boomer showing devotion to Israel’s green flag “attack”… mindlessly supporting our parasitic “ally.” Enough already…

Trev
Trev
  pyrrhus
November 5, 2023 7:51 pm

Another moronic anti-Semite. I notice these pages are full of cartoons, but the anti’s here twist it to support their hatred. See how you justify that to Almighty God.

GT Void
GT Void
  Trev
November 5, 2023 8:57 pm

Do you realize that anti-Semite is a nonsense word? Semites are not necessarily jews. Semite was an ethnic group whose people might follow judaism, christianity, islam or whatever they felt like following. Jews are not an ethnic group. Stop using their terms, it makes you sheeple.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 5, 2023 1:01 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 5, 2023 2:46 pm

Fact
No money to anyone ever for anything.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 5, 2023 1:03 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
November 5, 2023 1:04 pm

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Trev
Trev
  Anonymous
November 5, 2023 7:52 pm

It really is a waste of time putting anything pertaining to God on this site. They all appear to be Biblically illiterate.

Lucretius
Lucretius
  Trev
November 5, 2023 9:18 pm

Pardon me Trev but your glow is showing.

Peace, L.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 5, 2023 1:06 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 5, 2023 1:42 pm

We also resisted the 5.5 billion sheep who are only baaaaaah-ed asses.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 5, 2023 6:17 pm

Edit: Those 5.5 billion who’ve succumbed to at least one vaxecution.

Warren
Warren
  Anonymous
November 5, 2023 2:13 pm

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Zola Holt
Zola Holt
  Anonymous
November 5, 2023 2:55 pm

Global advertising that violated FDA Guidelines for Drug Advertising, claiming unproven benefits and not listing known adverse effects.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 5, 2023 1:25 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
November 5, 2023 1:39 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
November 5, 2023 2:02 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
November 5, 2023 8:20 pm

No, we wrecktum.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 5, 2023 8:44 pm

(20 min. ago) What’sHerFace’s weekly snicker at Upside-Downworld/Clownworld:

// CHAPTERS //
(0:00) Intro
(0:20) Former NBA star Joe Smith’s wife has OnlyFans?
(2:25) NYU Professor calls for COVID amnesty on Bill Maher?!
(3:35) Taxpayers pay £1.48million UGLY water fountain in Vienna!?
(4:56) AI app misgenders biological male is!
(5:51) Russian woman PAYS for 21 surrogate babies in one year?!
(7:27) Teen that sucker-punching strangers says “’Everybody makes mistakes”
(8:22) Armed man DOESN’T carry out attack at Colorado amusement park
(0:00) Outro

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 6, 2023 2:01 pm

(Sigh) I live in a college town. Hearing our educated coeds speak is like hearing monkeys chatter.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
November 14, 2023 3:22 am

Don’t you mean, “educated” ?
: )