Happy Kwanzaa! The Holiday Brought To You By The FBI

Guest Post by Ann Coulter

One of this year’s major news stories is how Republicans, like Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida, are trying to BAN the teaching of history—which, as everyone knows, consists exclusively of lessons about slavery; queer studies; Lewis Latimer, the black inventor of the light bulb (“not a white guy named Edison,” as President Biden said); ”mass incarceration”; Jim Crow; Emmett Till; Cleopatra, who was black (according to Netflix, over the outraged objections of the Egyptians); Garrett Morgan, traffic light inventor; Rosa Parks, and so on.

Well, today is Kwanzaa, so here’s some of that history that liberals are so red-hot for.

Celebrated exclusively by white liberals, Kwanzaa is a fake holiday invented in 1966 by black radical/ FBI stooge Ron Karenga—aka Dr. Maulana Karenga, founder of United Slaves, the violent nationalist rival to the Black Panthers.  Liberals have become so mesmerized by multicultural gibberish that they have forgotten the real history of Kwanzaa and Karenga’s United Slaves.

In what was ultimately a foolish gambit, during the madness of the 60s, the FBI encouraged the most extreme black nationalist organizations in order to discredit and split the Left. The more preposterous the group, the better. (It’s the same function #BlackLivesMatter serves today.)

By that criterion, Karenga’s United Slaves was perfect.

Despite modern perceptions that blend all the black activists of the ’60s, the Black Panthers did not hate whites. Although some of their most high-profile leaders were drug dealers and murderers, they did not seek armed revolution.

Those were the precepts of Karenga’s United Slaves. The United Slaves were proto-fascists, walking around in dashikis, gunning down Black Panthers and adopting invented ”African” names. (I will not be shooting any Black Panthers this week because I am Kwanzaa-reform, and we are not that observant.)

It’s as if David Duke invented a holiday called ”Anglika,” which he based on the philosophy of Mein Kampf—and clueless public schoolteachers began celebrating the made-up, racist holiday.

AFTER CHRISTMAS DEALS

In the category of the-gentleman-doth-protest-too-much, back in the 70s, Karenga was quick to criticize Nigerian newspapers that claimed that certain American black radicals were CIA operatives.

Now we know the truth: The FBI fueled the bloody rivalry between the Panthers and United Slaves. In the annals of the American 60s, Karenga was the Father Gapon, stooge of the czarist police. Whether Karenga was a willing FBI dupe or just a dupe remains unclear.

In one barbarous outburst, Karengas United Slaves shot two Black Panthers to death on the UCLA campus: Al “Bunchy” Carter and John Huggins. Karenga himself served time, a useful stepping-stone for his current position as the chair of the Africana Studies Department at California State University at Long Beach. [Email Professor Karenga]

The esteemed Cal State professors invented holiday is a nutty blend of schmaltzy 60s rhetoric, black racism and Marxism. The seven principles of Kwanzaa are identical to those of the Symbionese Liberation Army, another invention of The Worst Generation.

In 1974, Patty Hearst, kidnap victim-cum-SLA revolutionary, famously posed next to the banner of her alleged captors, a seven-headed cobra. Each snakehead stood for one of the SLAs revolutionary principles: Umoja, Kujichagulia, Ujima, Ujamaa, Nia, Kuumba, and Imani. These are the exact same seven ”principles” of Kwanzaa.

When Karenga was asked to distinguish Kawaida, the philosophy underlying Kwanzaa, from ”classical Marxism,” he essentially said that, under Kawaida, we also hate whites. (And here’s something interesting: Kawaida, Kwanzaa and Kuumba are also the only three Kardashian sisters not to have their own shows on the E! network.)

While taking the ”best of early Chinese and Cuban socialism” (mass murder or the seizure of private property?), Karenga said Kawaida practitioners believe one’s racial identity ”determines life conditions, life chances and self-understanding.”

Or as we know it today, “Lesson plan for K-12 students.” (Except in Florida, thanks to miracle governor DeSantis.)

Kwanzaa emerged not from Africa, but from the FBIs COINTELPRO. It is a holiday celebrated exclusively by idiot white liberals. Black Americans celebrate Christmas.

AFTER CHRISTMAS DEALS

Sing to ”Jingle Bells”:

Kwanzaa bells, dashikis sell
Whitey has to pay;
Burning, shooting, oh what fun
On this made-up holiday!

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31 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
December 27, 2023 7:19 pm

What the left has given to America:

We trey kangs, of Compton Blvd
Stealing thangs, weez workin so hard,
Cars, and TVs anything we seez,
We take from the pussy whiteez

We three kangs of Compton L.A.
Beat up whites, becuz day all gay
Steal their sneakers, punch their beakers
Curb stomp their kids until dead.

Gaping sphincter
Gaping sphincter
  Anonymous
December 27, 2023 7:46 pm

And a happy bobongos day to all.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 27, 2023 7:54 pm

I’m dreaming of a black, christmas,
Complete with burned out looted stores,
May your dreams be happy and bright,
As the niggers burn up everything in sight..

dave in pa.
dave in pa.
December 27, 2023 7:49 pm

you left out the cooking of “peanut butter chicken” as part of the whole z show.

ICE-9
ICE-9
December 27, 2023 7:57 pm

When I lived in Angola, my employer operated oil fields in the Kwanza Basin. The Kwanza River flowed through this Kwanza Basin, the seat of Ambundu power in the region and a rich agricultural region. The money was called the New Kwanza.

I can assure you, there was no Kwanza at Christmas in the land of Kwanza. Most Angolans living in Kwanza Basin were very Catholic and observed Christmas.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 27, 2023 8:10 pm

IT’S ALL FAKE !

CNN – FOX – CBS – NBC – ABC = fake news , edited , chopped , spliced , and put back together to change PERCEPTION ……. This is MIND-WAR.

“……and here’s a transcript of the key passage from that January 23, 2022 speech:

What we’re seeing today is what I call turnkey totalitarianism. They are putting in place all of these technological mechanisms for control that we’ve never seen before. It’s been the ambition of every totalitarian state from the beginning of mankind, to control every aspect of behavior, of conduct, of thought, and to obliterate dissent.

None of them have been able to do it. They didn’t have the technological capacity. Even in Hitler’s Germany, you could cross the Alps into Switzerland, you could hide in an attic like Anne Frank did. I visited, in 1962, East Germany with my father and met people who had climbed the wall and escaped. So, it was possible. Many died trying, but it was possible. Today, the mechanisms are being put in place that will make it so none of us can run and none of us can hide.

Within five years, we’re going to see 415,000 low-orbit satellites. Bill Gates says his 65,000 satellites alone will be able to look at every square inch of the planet, 24 hours a day. They’re putting in 5G to harvest our data and control our behavior. Digital currency, that will allow them to punish us from a distance and cut off our food supply.

Vaccine passports…you have a series of rights. As flawed as our government is, you can still go out and go to a bar, you can go to a sporting event, you can get on a bus or an airplane and you can travel. You have certain freedoms, you can get educated, et cetera. The minute they hand you that vaccine passport, every right that you have is transformed into a privilege contingent upon your obedience to arbitrary government dictates. It will make you a slave. And what do we do about this?

What do we do?

We resist.”

Watch: CNN Caught Editing RFK Jr’s Defeat the Mandates Speech to Mislead Viewers

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 27, 2023 8:32 pm

RFK junior is a dynastic swamp dweller.

k31
k31
  Anonymous
December 27, 2023 10:26 pm

This tactic of fake persecution against their own agents is really getting tiring, but it is so successful.

Stu
Stu
  k31
December 28, 2023 12:10 am

What do you expect when the reading skills of their target audience is somewhere between 2nd grade and 3rd grade-and that’s on a good day.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Anonymous
December 27, 2023 8:57 pm

That (using their media stooges) is just one of the tricks the dems will employ to hobble any independent candidates. Wait til we see what legal tricks Marc Elias pulls to try to keep Kennedy and Cornell West off the ballot.

Stu
Stu
  Iska Waran
December 28, 2023 12:14 am

Looking for a “j” word that follows right after “insurrection”. Maybe a made up term like “judicial tampering” whereby a “guilty until proven innocent” candidate is reported by confidential sources to have paid for a week at summer camp for a judge’s kid. Never mind that the kid is his nephew.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 27, 2023 8:29 pm

Kwanzaa free gibmes!

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
December 27, 2023 8:34 pm

Kwanzaa yo!

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 27, 2023 8:57 pm

cant we have a separate state just for the nigs…..you know kinda like the Escape New York movie with Plitzkin (?) And we can then send plenty of the overweight white woman down there since they enjoy monkey meat.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 28, 2023 12:16 am

Mississippi? But then that would leave us with only 56 states according to the guy with the Hawaiian birth certificate.

Mountain Rat
Mountain Rat
  Anonymous
December 28, 2023 6:11 am

With the Hawaiian birth certificate and the Connecticut Social Security number.

A9racer
A9racer
  Anonymous
December 28, 2023 8:18 am

One was actually established. Look up Liberia.

No character Assasination of Ann?
No character Assasination of Ann?
December 27, 2023 10:09 pm

Can’t actually remember. ‘twixt Her and Drudge? Which one figured out the scam known as drumpf, 1st?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  No character Assasination of Ann?
December 29, 2023 2:12 pm

Ann was late to the party. Matt sold out and never showed up at all. So I’m thinking Matt had it figured first and acted on it.

k31
k31
December 27, 2023 10:20 pm

Kwanzaa is nothing more than attack on the Church of Jesus Christ, same as that fake Maccabees holiday Chanukah.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  k31
December 28, 2023 12:44 am

They both use candelabras – like Liberace. Fake and gay.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  k31
December 28, 2023 8:13 am

Christmas is not christian.
Duh.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
December 29, 2023 2:14 pm

But it IS very Catholic.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
December 28, 2023 12:06 am

Alright, Alright! Shirley Q Liquor for a reprise:

zappalives
zappalives
December 28, 2023 1:37 am

Kawanzaa is a wonderful time of the year.
The smell of roasting giraffe anus in the oven.
Carmel coated watermelon.
Its all so joyous and wonderous.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  zappalives
December 28, 2023 8:12 am

The oven?
What “oven” was invented by blacks?
The open fire?

Carmel coated? Requires refined sugar, which again, is not in their capacity to produce at scale.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
December 28, 2023 6:28 am

Good article Ann, but still, fuck you.

fren
fren
December 28, 2023 9:17 am

i’m dreaming of a white kwanzaa!

B_MC
B_MC
December 28, 2023 9:38 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 28, 2023 10:41 am

White liberal women will not be pleased with their required participation in the Kwanza rituals when the SHTF…just guessin…

Junious Ricardo Stanton
Junious Ricardo Stanton
December 28, 2023 12:43 pm

“Now we know the truth: The FBI fueled the bloody rivalry between the Panthers and United Slaves. In the annals of the American 60s, Karenga was the Father Gapon, stooge of the czarist police. Whether Karenga was a willing FBI dupe or just a dupe remains unclear.”

Coulter is correct, Kwanzaa is a made up holiday as are: Bastille Day, Christmas, Easter, the Fourth of July. Memorial Day etc.. Holidays and celebrations are all invented by humans not god. Humans invent them for their own specific reasons.
People like Ann Coulter want us to forget the US history of virulent racial violence and oppression against the indigenous inhabitants of North America and the horrific Trans- Atlantic Slave trade which helped enriched the US government via Article I Section 9 of the US Constitution; the writers cunningly failed to use the words slavery or slaves regarding their tax on imported Africans. People like Coulter do not see this as evil and gloss over it.
Shills for the ruling class overlook the role of the FBI and its COINTELPRO counter insurgency campaigns against people like Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr, organized labor, Caesar Chavez, the American Indian Movement and a host of other dissidents and personas non grata during the 1950’s, 60’s and 70’s. https://www.thenation.com/article/society/frank-church-cia-james-thomas-risen/
Coulter is correct the FBI did instigate a feud between Karenga and the Black Panther Party as well as many other domestic groups as part of Hoover’s plan to destabilize the growing Civil Rights, Black Power and Peace movements. https://www.lib.berkeley.edu/about/news/fbi
In many ways COINTELPRO and the CIA’s Operation Chaos https://www.history.com/news/cia-surveillance-operation-chaos-60s-protest an illegal domestic program that violated the CIA’s charter were precursors to the expansion of the Deep State intelligence/security complex we are living under today.
Malcolm X said following the CIA sponsored, FBI collaborated murder of President John F. Kennedy in broad daylight; “It is a case of the chickens coming home to roost.” Now the American Empire is in rapid free fall/ societal collapse and those behind the domestic disintegration are using long existing racial, class and gender division and animosity to induce further implosion while the banksters rip us off and plunder the world. Writers like Coulter who cherry pick facts and data are playing into their hands.