OTTAWA — A new law passed in Canada this week required all men’s room across the country to stock tampons in case Justin Trudeau pops in and happens to be on “that time of the month,” sources confirmed Wednesday morning.
Dubbed “Trudeau’s Law,” the new regulation ensures that men’s rooms will have everything the Prime Minister requires for his visits to the bathroom, from tampons to thick, extra-absorbent pads “for those heavy days.”
“This is a huge step forward in inclusivity for people named Justin Trudeau,” Trudeau said solemnly at a press conference Tuesday afternoon. He wiped away tears as he spoke. “I can finally feel comfortable going into the bathroom and knowing I’ll be able to take care of my hygienic needs, no matter what gender identity expression I’ve taken on for the day.”
“We are inclusive. We are diverse. We are Canada – and we will not apologize,” Trudeau said triumphantly while reporters cheered. “Well, we will apologize, but not for this.”
AFTER CHRISTMAS DEALS
At publishing time, Trudeau had just used the ladies’ room like normal.
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Trudeau-ly insane.
Justine Castreau.
They’ll be good for sucking chest wounds.
Blackface for s/he not for thee.
Justine Trudeau is a worse tyrant than D0nald Trump and Zhou Bai Din with his CoVid-19(84) totalitarian vice grip over the Great Frozen COncentration Camp formerly known as Canada; compulsory vaxxinations everywhere and curfews au Quebec.
Fucking WEPH/NWO/Beast System tool.
God bless the Canadian truckers who showed the world what Satyagraha is in action and Pastor Artur Pawlowski who was bold enough to show the jackboots who they really are.
Tru💩doo
Trudeaū
Is a
Trujew
I as a business owner WOULD NOT COMPLY!
Same with the idiotic law passed in Cali. for “gender neutral”toy aisles.
Tell em to all get fucked!
Trudeau is a pussy, why would he not want pussy hygiene products everywhere?
We all know that real men don’t need tampons, nor do they have any place to put them. Besides, they don’t want to get toxic shock syndrome, right?
A supplemental executive order is needed to provide pain relievers for those days with a cramps disability.
Is there a law about the same for women’s bathrooms in Canada? Also, for the ladies, .. do you actually get your feminine products from ladies bathrooms? ever?
Thank goodness Canada finally recognized just how traumatizing it is to go into the men’s room and find that there are no tampons? Oh, the shame!
Key Phase: “Via The Babylon Bee” (above ^ )
DEI — Definitely Evil Indoctrination
you know things have gotten bad when you can no longer distinguish between what is real and what is a Babylon Bee article. Even though this is satire, I can fully see Trudeau doing something like this as that is how f*#ked up he really is.
I know right!!
Of course…they’re for Canadian men.
Has it occurred to any of these leftist that this is an incredible waste? The products could go to a better use that lingering in men’s rooms as a source of endless jokes or maybe to be taken by a few sick individuals who really do not have a physical need for the product. You do not play into the delusions of a sick person, the aim is to bring them back to reality and to function properly. Men are not, never have been and never will be, women. All the surgery and controlled speech in the world can not alter that fact.