LOS ANGELES, CA — A local man had his entire worldview radically altered today, coming to a revelatory new conclusion on geopolitical affairs after being stuck in traffic for three hours due to protesters blocking the freeway.
“You know, these fine citizens may really have a point and I’d like to learn more about their cause,” said Jeff Garrison as he sat behind the wheel of his car in gridlock traffic on the way to LAX. “So what if I missed my flight back home to visit family for what will likely be Grandma’s last holiday season? My mind has been enlightened! Thank you, traffic-blocking protesters!”
Garrison was planning to fly to his parents’ home in the Midwest to ring in the New Year but found himself sitting in his car for several hours on the 405 freeway while a group of pro-Palestine protesters sat across all lanes of traffic. “This is truly a brilliant tactic,” he said. “I never would have considered their viewpoint before, but now that they have completely ruined my plans and made my life more difficult, I’m far more inclined to agree with them.”
The protesters were reportedly pleased with their foolproof strategy of making everyone mad at them. “It’s such an intelligent way to get our point across,” said one protester. “There’s nothing that will make people more willing to listen to us than making their lives more difficult and getting them really, really angry.”
At publishing time, experts agreed the path to world peace would likely be paved with traffic-blocking protesters.
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Hey. I’m all for using protesters as paving! It sounds practical, convenient, economically sound…not to mention personally satisfying. Why isn’t this catching on?
That’s just the kind of provocation they’re trying to do. Yesterday there was the post entitled “The Goading” and I know that some people mocked the idea of holding your fire, but realistically running over some leftists won’t make them stop. Look at that poor schlepp James Alex Fields at the Unite the Right rally who ran over and killed a woman after his car was being attacked by a swarm of counter-protesters. He was only 20 at the time. He got life without parole, even though a good argument can that he was understandably scared when he freaked out and stepped on the gas. There’s no way that was premeditated, but the Left got their neo-Nazi poster-boy.
These road blocks have happened a lot in Britain and a good response has been for a couple of guys to get out of their car and drag the boo-hoos off to the side of the road, letting traffic pass. It humiliates the fuckers, which is what they need.
I remain unconvinced that seeing their little buddies get flattened will have no deterring effect.
They didn’t want the carrot. Let them eat the fucking stick.
OF course they’re trying to provoke us. They will continue to do so until we actually give them what they’re begging for in spades. I say, “let’s cut to the fucking chase here and now”.
How many have you driven through scrute?
I’ve never seen one.
Anonymous Conservative made this comment about another “protest”….
Now think about this. I will bet a real, average, pro-Palestinian person would not do this. And a politically savvy leader of a real, pro-Palestinian group, which wants to advance its cause, who does this professionally, would never do this. So who are these people? Well, there is this big intel op, and it wants us all fighting.
Most likely they are paid well, though not as well as $20 hamburger flippers in Cali.
the reason why they protest that way is because the WORTHLESS FAT SUCKASS COPS let them. The cops don’t do their job. Dog shit is more useful than the cops.
Here’s The Most Critical Evasive Driving Tactic To
Avoid Getting Swarmed (And Killed) In A Riot…
The most critical thing you must know when driving tactically during a civil breakdown is to never stop moving.
That may sound easy, but the fact is, 99% of people WILL stop once they see people in front or behind them – it’s programmed into your brain.
The key is to start out super slow so you don’t break someone’s legs, but gently increase your speed so they have time to realize that you’re not stopping and the next move is theirs.
Now this is going to take a lot of control on your part in order to make sure you still have mobility even if you’re surrounded with no escape – and without killing anyone and suffering the wrath of the mob – but it can be done and it may be your only escape.
Just make sure you don’t stop or you’ll no doubt end up like the 2 men in the video.
Source:
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Pro tip: closing car windows all the way makes them far easier to bust out.
I am waiting somewhat impatiently for some frustrated driver to just run over their stupid asses. Preferably in an F150 with 4 wheel drive.
With the Mad Max cow catcher option installed?
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Big ups to Babylon Bee. Thanks, boys – always.
Anon,would this work for ya’s?
I will say would be going forward/reverse many times,why not,kill 1 or 20 you are legally toast(when they find you),ggo out in glory.
Only the first murder is expensive. All the rest are FREE!
Awfully high underside clearance. What about getting the lowrider option where the driver can control the clearance from the comfort of the cab with the flick of a switch? About 9″ will make for a messy demise that all the unlucky one’s buddies will not fail to see. Advisable to stop by the automated car wash and get the $10 deluxe wash with 2 passes at the undercarriage before going home and parking it in your garage.
Carolina SQUAT truck/SUV you gat more underneath with each pass./S And BTW that has to be the ONLY thing those pieces of shit can be good for.
Simple ear-throbbing process for this condition…
The very old pick-em-up has a 2 horn model with small air compressor about the size of a soup can. Got it out of the Sears catalog for under $15 (when $15 was a lot of money). The thing was made in Italy and still has the original air hose-some kind of plastic material with a shiny black exterior that has never rotted out from oil or heat. Still works and gets the attention of dipshits going 50mph in the left lane.
Just get out and start pissing on them.
They’ll get up.
Perhaps,or grab a gas jug and start pouring on them,bet they move!
…to find you standing there with your dick in your hand. Bad strategy, bruh.
But will they know what gender I am.
Only if they’re certified biologists.
/s
Plus, SJW types are so psyop-addled, they won’t recognize your gender.
Chances are there will be school administrators in the crowd who can help with identification.
Install a few holding tanks under the grill that you can activate and spray battery acid on their clothes. When it starts burning, and it will, they will get out of the way.
It seems to me that they make it quite easy to “escort” them off to side of the road.
They are all handcuffed together (connected), so one might grab the tow strap, loop it around the middle two, back to the recovery hook and drive very slowly backwards until the daisychain is safely out of harms way.
Option to record the disclaimer that they have the choice to walk or be dragged.
If your not up front, I would think it would be easy enough to talk some drivers into making room for you.
Water balloons filled with pig’s blood diluted with water would work on the muzzies. Be sure and let them know they have been defiled with the blood of a pig.
I do not know who you are or where you are from,but……,I owe you a beer you glorious Leaf!
Driver probably was visiting from Palestine and needed to get to the airport for the trip home.
Push on through! slowly, then faster, until they get the message.