The Biden Administration’s Top 10 Accomplishments Of 2023

Via The Babylon Bee

From the border to the economy, President Biden has accomplished feats in 2023 that no one ever saw coming. With so many incredible achievements for the Biden administration this year, narrowing them down was no easy task! Here are the top ten accomplishments of the Biden administration in 2023:

  1. Reduced American obesity rate by 50%: Cleverly done by simply making food unaffordable.
  2. Cleaned up all the cocaine bags someone was leaving around the White House: Decency restored!
  3. Kept American hostages safe from junk fees during their stay with Hamas: Not one single junk fee!
  4. Set all-time record for people illegally streaming into the U.S.: Because he’s the most popular President ever. Numbers don’t lie.
  5. Raised dementia awareness by 400%: Also, sandbag awareness.
  6. Created record numbers of new billionaires: They’re all in Ukraine, but still.
  7. Promoted transparency by releasing several “Behind-the-Scenes” videos from Capitol staffers: Campaign promise, delivered.
  8. Saved democracy by arresting political opponents and not allowing people to vote for anyone else: Thanks, Joe!
  9. Set new record by spending 40% of time on vacation: Finally giving Delaware Beach the attention it so richly deserves.
  10. Heroically stayed alive to save America from a Kamala Harris Presidency: We salute you, Mr. Biden!

What can’t Biden do?? We can’t wait to see what Joe has up his sleeve in 2024!

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17 Comments
The Duke of New York
The Duke of New York
December 31, 2023 11:47 am

Forgot ‘Directly contributed to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people for kick back money’.

Falcon101
Falcon101
December 31, 2023 11:52 am

The most important “Accomplishment” of the Biden Administration is the removal and redefining of the word “Inalienable” by removing any and all rights we had as free Americans.
https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/inalienable

https://bensguide.gpo.gov/bill-of-rights-1789-91

https://www.archives.gov/founding-docs/declaration-transcript

Clearly the Biden/Obama administration doesn’t understand even the most basic of American Laws and it is clearly time for the American people to PERMANENTLY EDUCATE the ENTIRE GOVERNMENT on these basic laws of the land by removing them for their continual failures in defending those rights according to the US Constitution.

BE GONE you traitorous participants of TREASON against all Citizens of these United States of America. BE GONE!!!!

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Falcon101
December 31, 2023 11:59 am

Clearly the Biden/Obama administration doesn’t understand even the most basic of American Laws

LOL…. Oh they understand the laws, they just don’t give a shyte about them.

But you better obey them…. or else..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  anon a moos
December 31, 2023 12:19 pm

2024 = 1776

When in the course of human event, motherfucker do what motherfuckers do – which is motherfuck – othermotherfuckers get going.

Falcon101
Falcon101
  anon a moos
December 31, 2023 2:16 pm

Precisely why the American people MUST stand together as ONE PEOPLE, with the Almighty I AM by our side and demand the removal of this massively corrupt regime and start again with a NEW government with limitations and consequences for their lack of action by allowing this invasion and committing TREASON by refusing to enforce our existing laws instead choosing to abide by global theories and control.
Goodbye Uncle Sam, you have hereby bastardized yourselves and are no longer any Uncle of ours.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Falcon101
December 31, 2023 4:40 pm

BE GONE you traitorous participants of TREASON against all Citizens of these United States of America. BE GONE!!!!

I’m sure they are all scurrying for the exit now.

You can’t be that naïve to think that just by proclaiming to the govt on a blog to leave that these parasites will all majikally pack up and leave?!?

Judgment day is coming to murika.

You cannot demand God leave the nation and swap Him out for killing millions of children, inviting all manner of corruption and perversions into every institution known and think that judgment will somehow be averted by proclaiming the satanic cultists pack up and leave.

There is a time for rest and a time for action…. what time is it now?!?

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 31, 2023 12:17 pm

The people’s #1 accomplishment of 2023:

C O M P L I A N C E

(#2 is whining about the effect of #1.)

NOT just brandon's administration...
NOT just brandon's administration...
December 31, 2023 12:39 pm

ALL of d.c., state & local govt., And in No particular order? Govt. ALL around the World.

Biggest joint accomplishment?

Unscathed.

To another Banner year! With a twist.

Leroy
Leroy
  NOT just brandon's administration...
December 31, 2023 8:44 pm

Wondering if the rumor about shutting down all rope making facilities is true?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  NOT just brandon's administration...
December 31, 2023 9:10 pm

#3. Sniveling
#4. Groveling
#5. Paying more taxes.
‘Murrica Fuck Yeah!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
December 31, 2023 1:02 pm

When “made sure the woodchipper was working properly” is listed, I might be amused.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 31, 2023 1:37 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
December 31, 2023 1:38 pm

Fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you – Rogue Warrior

Farts McFadden
Farts McFadden
December 31, 2023 2:36 pm

I thought his greatest accomplishment was earning the nickname Darth Poopy Pants McStink Alot. May the hot steaming diaper of diarrhea be with you.

Ralph
Ralph
  Farts McFadden
December 31, 2023 8:46 pm

Or finally being able to take a piss into a urinal without getting his feet soaked like all those other times.

zappalives
zappalives
December 31, 2023 4:24 pm

The nigger-faggot barry soetero pulls the strings…………quit calling the PEDOPHILE Potus.

musket
musket
December 31, 2023 4:33 pm

Joe couldn’t find his ass with both hands and a torch if his damn life depended on it.