Boeing CEO Assures Nervous Fliers That All 737 Aircraft Are Built To The Highest Diversity Standards

Via The Babylon Bee

SEATTLE, WA — Amid growing concerns over safety after several devastating mechanical failures on Boeing 737-9 Max aircraft, Boeing CEO Dave Calhoun assured hesitant travelers that all their aircraft are built according to the highest standards of diversity.

“I know everyone is nervous about the doors of their planes blowing off the aircraft mid-flight or the entire fuselage buckling due to faulty parts, but let me assure you: Boeing is diverse,” said Calhoun in a CNBC interview. “In fact, our design and manufacturing crews are the most diverse in our company’s history. Nothing to worry about.”

Boeing is facing NTSB investigations after several mechanical failures that caused Alaska Airlines to ground all 737-9 Max aircraft. Calhoun said such concerns are unwarranted. “We have women, people of color, and even autistic paraplegics working on the 737,” he said. “There’s nothing safer than a plane built by diversity!”

At publishing time, 3 more airlines had grounded the aircraft, likely because they hate diversity.

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B_MC
B_MC
  Administrator
January 11, 2024 3:18 pm

Sounds like good advice….

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
January 11, 2024 3:57 pm

Black pilot?
Black pilate.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 11, 2024 11:50 pm

Black Pilate: “I wash my hands of competence.”

Cricket
Cricket
  Administrator
January 11, 2024 4:43 pm

This DEI push is all part of the elites plan to restrict the movements of us deplorables and racist misogynists who hold unacceptable views. People will choose not to fly rather than risk some incompetent diversity hire killing them and their families.

My daily driving tolerance post 9/11 was already 12-14 hours. A recent flying experience last summer just reinforced governments in the US and Canada are doing everything possible to make flying as unpleasant as possible. With bridges built by girl bosses falling down in Florida and Italian-designed bridge decks buckling in Northern Ontario due to cold weather, more DEI hires mean real people will be killed by these incompetent people who have no business working in fields where technical skill and merit should be all that matters.

See you on the highway, or some interstate somewhere. I can only hope when the planes do start falling out of the sky they don’t hurt people on the ground like that poor fellow in the Buffalo area killed by the female regional pilot who crashed a Bombardier Dash 8 into his house when she failed to take the correct action when the plane iced up. She had a second job at Starbucks to make ends meet.
https://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/13/nyregion/13crash.html

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Cricket
January 12, 2024 4:23 pm

She was the co-pilot. Marvin Renshaw was the pilot.
They were both guilty of inattention.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 11, 2024 12:54 pm

I refuse to fly on any plane that doesn’t have a lesbian pilot.

ASIG
ASIG
  Iska Waran
January 11, 2024 2:16 pm

Or better yet an Obese Black Lesbian Pilot.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ASIG
January 11, 2024 2:36 pm

Who takes up two cockpit seats.

And demands it not be called a COCKpit . . . just a pit.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Anonymous
January 11, 2024 3:56 pm

Is there such a thing as a cuntpit?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The True Nolan
January 11, 2024 6:02 pm

Cuntpit is a redundancy.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The True Nolan
January 11, 2024 11:54 pm

Doucheria?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ASIG
January 11, 2024 11:54 pm

Great new names for sheboons:
Coolesbiho
Obesiana
Potamus
Fatgenia
Crabsnsnerfs
Niggles
Biggles

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
January 11, 2024 4:01 pm

I refuse to fly on a plane unless the pilot is not the most qualified candidate for the job
.
..

Leftard “I refuse to have my car repaired by anyone competent. He must be diverse.”

Human “Engine repair seems quite specific. Sure you don’t want the most experienced mechanic?”

Leftard “No. I choose Barrabas. “

funny
funny
  Anonymous
January 11, 2024 6:24 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
January 11, 2024 11:51 pm

I want my son to control my flight from his x box.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
January 11, 2024 11:52 pm

What do you call a woman in a cockpit?
Pecked hen.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
January 11, 2024 1:23 pm

We are done for.

DIEversity.

Go to the actual source YouTube:

. . . and read the comments section from pilots and controllers. We are sofa king doomed. When the inevitable disaster occurs, the only thing that won’t be blamed will be DIEversity.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 11, 2024 4:16 pm

Dumb aircraft controller bitch thinks life is an episode of Dr Phil.
“I’m right. I googled it.”

She is going to get people killed.
Take away her shoes and give her a pan.
If she cant cook ?
She’s worthless.
Let the nogs have her.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 11, 2024 6:03 pm

Her spineless, venal employers will get people killed.

"Let the nogs have her" ? For Sure!
"Let the nogs have her" ? For Sure!
  Anonymous
January 11, 2024 6:29 pm

Clearly? Native of England.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  "Let the nogs have her" ? For Sure!
January 11, 2024 11:57 pm

I’m from the United States of Ratbags and Fucktarts.

Thankyou for asking.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 11, 2024 8:03 pm

Well,if we could just concentrate all of diversity in the airline industry,i could just drive a few more hours. I’m worried more about a “vibrantly” diverse electrical grid.

Walter
Walter
  Anonymous
January 12, 2024 10:18 am

I like the sofa king, gonna use it… thank you.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
January 11, 2024 1:28 pm

Was she upset that the pilot did something unexpected and caused a danger to aircraft/passengers/ground traffic or did she feel disrespected?

Serious question on aircraft: why only Alaska Airline? Aren’t many carriers flying the same plane?

I haven’t been following story, just curious.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Administrator
January 11, 2024 6:36 pm

Too bad we didn’t get to hear the phone call she asked the pilot to make after he landed …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
January 11, 2024 8:01 pm

I listened to that recording.Having worked with black women before,i was not shocked in the least.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 11, 2024 1:03 pm

Fear Of Flying, 2.0

Thomas Sowell on this lethal nonsense (after 40:40):

Gaping sphincter
Gaping sphincter
January 11, 2024 1:25 pm

I don’t always travel but when I do I prefer to be in restraints on a federal prison transport lol.

well_Inever
well_Inever
January 11, 2024 1:55 pm

Designed by clowns supervised by monkeys.
https://fortune.com/2020/01/10/designed-clowns-supervised-monkeys-internal-boeing-messages-slam-737-max/

Not only that but the retards assembling them leave all kind of shit throughout the plane (extra loose bolts, scrapes of wires, etc.)

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 11, 2024 1:58 pm

How much do you want to bet the guys in the cockpit of Airforce One are not diversity hires?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 11, 2024 2:34 pm

And the pilots of Davos, who also are unequivocally unvaxecuted.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 11, 2024 4:38 pm

Women are a cockpit.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 11, 2024 3:49 pm

Some planes were born in the wrong bodies. They deep down were meant to be open-air cockpit types, with extra windows, exits, etc. “Gender-affirming” care for these poor planes DEMANDS that they be capable of being open-air when they want, and to suggest otherwise endangers their lives and their happiness.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
January 11, 2024 4:13 pm

There were no EMTs [emergency door tampons] available to plug the breach?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
January 11, 2024 4:27 pm

Yay.
110 pound girls flying the machinery thought up and created by men.

Funny how they tru to make a big deal about blacks and women doing things The First Time, that whites invented, perfected and then accompished millions if times things blacks or women do “the first time”
Funniest one lately?
“First black chef to get a Michelin star”

The Michelin star rating began in 1900.
So it took blacks 122 years to get a Michelin rating in usa?

https://www.foodandwine.com/fwpro/gerald-sombright-michelin-star-black-chefs

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 11, 2024 8:06 pm

Been a while since i saw a 110 pound girl over 10 years old.Phatty phat phatazzez around here.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 12, 2024 7:58 am

110lb women are like weeds in Az.
But they are all 5′ tall or shorter.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 11, 2024 3:55 pm

Betcha they had to get a man to loosen the door first.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 12, 2024 7:52 pm

A trans man.

B_MC
B_MC
January 11, 2024 4:13 pm

Make fun of Harvard all you want but the catastrophe at Boeing is so much more serious and the arsonists in charge of that company still haven’t been fired.

— Matt Stoller (@matthewstoller) January 7, 2024

B_MC
B_MC
January 11, 2024 4:22 pm
Mountain Rat
Mountain Rat
  B_MC
January 11, 2024 6:13 pm

That’s funny!

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
January 11, 2024 4:27 pm

Let’s assume that a commercial pilot probably is pretty bright, let’s say 120IQ or so. Whites are about 6 times as numerous as Blacks, so just on that basis, you would expect 6 Whites for each Black. But that need for a bright IQ is an issue. Average for Whites is about 100IQ, and the number of 120 or above is maybe 10%. Average for US Blacks is 85 (lower in pure Africans) so you can only expect maybe 1.5% will be at 120IQ or above. Hiring on merit means that roughly one pilot out of 40 will be Black. In the real world the number would be even lower since Blacks tend to do better on the verbal parts of the tests than on the math parts, and the math parts are an important skill set for pilots.

What would be a reasonable number of merit based Black commercial pilots vs White? Maybe 2% or fewer.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The True Nolan
January 11, 2024 4:53 pm

Your argument exposes why math is racist.
Because it exposes incompetence and inferiority.
Math is used to count.

If a person has low capacity to learn?
It naturally follows he will have low capacity to earn.
It’s a nature maxim.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 11, 2024 7:58 pm

A predictable consequence of diversity. Wonder how many will crash when we hit peak “vibrant”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 12, 2024 7:53 pm

I’m guessing….all of them?

Brock Sampson
Brock Sampson
January 11, 2024 8:50 pm

It’s a Babylon Bee article but it’s also essentially true. I seem to recall that the 737 Max failures a few years ago were largely due to outsourcing some of the software writing to a group of H1Bs. The code was apparently such a mess that it was very difficult for pilots to fly the plane.

There was also another article I read a few years prior (sorry I don’t have the link) that talked about the cost overruns and delivery issues that Boeing was having. To save money they had decided to outsource production of entire plane sections to different facilities all over the world (before they did almost all of the building in house). A lot of these were essentially 3rd world sites so you can imagine the quality. Outsourcing also had a big impact in that it led to a loss of internal expertise within Boeing itself. Basically, there were no longer enough people left to put all of the plane sections together. So the end result is that you get these flying death traps like the 737 Max.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Brock Sampson
January 12, 2024 12:00 am

Wait till you see the Unit 731 Max.

Walter
Walter
  Brock Sampson
January 12, 2024 10:24 am

What you have here is not entirely but is essentially true as I understand it.

Studs
Studs
  Brock Sampson
January 13, 2024 2:52 am

Happens every time the bean counters take over a once good company.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 11, 2024 11:42 pm

Boing Wig 1: “We have a new Aircraft Safety Unit!”

Boing Wig 2 “Oh yeah? What’s it called?”

Boing Wig 1 “Unit 731”

Haha!

The Red Fox
The Red Fox
January 14, 2024 4:38 pm

Haven’t heard much discussion about the seat that also got sucked out of the plane with the door plug. Maybe a little scrutiny there, Boeing?