LONG PORK, THE OTHER WHITE MEAT

Submitted by Hardscrabble Farmer

Pause at the 10 second mark and take a good long look into the face of madness.

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Perfect Stranger
Perfect Stranger
January 30, 2024 7:51 am

I’d like to look at the faces of the people who are bankrolling this project, not just the tv show presenter. Why the hell would they do this?

Even if you don’t believe in religion, this has to be the work of some sort of sick twisted person or group of people, most likely all satanists. The goal is to destroy every societal norm and value.

There just isn’t any other answer.

This isn’t a call for violent action at this time, but we all know the only answer is going to end with destroy or be destroyed.

Balbinus
Balbinus
  Perfect Stranger
January 30, 2024 9:41 am

Jesus is coming soon and will set all things aright. These fools will receive their just reward.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Balbinus
January 30, 2024 11:37 am

“Jesus is coming”
The penultimate cop out.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
January 30, 2024 2:00 pm

Why do all you God hating fags choose to remain anonymous? It’s not like HE can’t find you!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The Central Scrutinizer
January 30, 2024 3:05 pm

I do not hate myself.
You, are the one who denies the spirit of God within you, by choosing to be lower than you are, simply because you were indoctrinated to see you life as less valuable than it actually is.

You, deny your godship.
That the holy spirit IS you.
That is why you flail and flounder around in the mud of human delusions.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 30, 2024 2:36 pm

So, what’s the last one?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 31, 2024 7:20 am

Jesus says to be ready for the end, but not just the end of the world, but your end in the world, which is much more likely to happen before the world actually ends.

Gary
Gary
  Balbinus
January 30, 2024 4:10 pm

You mean ‘Trump’, right ? 😉

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Balbinus
January 31, 2024 7:18 am

“Watch therefore, for you do not know on what day your Lord is coming. But know this, that if the householder had known in what part of the night the thief was coming, he would have watched and would not have let his house be broken into. Therefore you also must be ready; for the Son of man is coming at an hour you do not expect.” – Matthew 24:42–44

I will start to worry when people quit predicting the end and pronounce universal peace.

Dangerous Variant
Dangerous Variant
January 30, 2024 7:53 am

In order to “create” entire markets that nobody wants they have to destroy entire markets that everyone needs.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Dangerous Variant
January 30, 2024 8:38 am

Aw shit! We got us an economist up in da house !

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The Central Scrutinizer
January 30, 2024 9:58 am

Shut yer algob© (algo + gob).

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
January 30, 2024 10:32 am

Go fuck yourself, fag. Ain’t got time for your anony-shit today.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The Central Scrutinizer
January 30, 2024 1:26 pm

Time is all Scrugorithm has, ’til EMP lights-out.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
January 30, 2024 2:00 pm

Well, it’ll certainly shut YOU the fuck up. Glass half full!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The Central Scrutinizer
January 30, 2024 4:31 pm

LOL. You triggered little bitch bot.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Dangerous Variant
January 30, 2024 3:54 pm

From the movie ‘Nuns on the Run’ … Eric Idle and Robbie Coltrane …

‘Brian Hope: Oh! Well, if the church isn’t selling anything how did it get to be so rich? Just remember, wherever there’s a deep human need there’s money to be made.’

RiNS
RiNS
January 30, 2024 8:02 am

This looks like a bit from a Monty Python skit.

The guy is prancing around like he is from the Ministry of silly walks with that shit eating grin..

And speaking of shit, that “food” being pooped onto that conveyor is absolutely disgusting.

Buffalo Gal
Buffalo Gal
  RiNS
January 30, 2024 9:05 am

RiNS,
I agree, when the “food” first plopped on the conveyor belt, it certainly looked like poop.

Here is another Monty Python skit. Apropos for this article.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Buffalo Gal
January 30, 2024 4:03 pm

The first research problem we had in law school concerned the doctrine of the ‘necessity’ of killing another so that others may live … which led us to the case of Regina v. Dudley and Stephens, 14 Q.B.D. 273 (1884) …

“Brief Fact Summary.

“The Defendants, Thomas Dudley (Mr. Dudley) and Edwin Stephens (Mr. Stephens) (Defendants) and two other gentlemen, Mr. Brooks and the victim, Richard Parker (Mr. Parker), were stranded on a boat for several days. When it appeared that the whole party would likely die of thirst and starvation, the Defendants decided to sacrifice Mr. Parker for the good of the rest.

“Synopsis of Rule of Law.

“A person may not sacrifice another person’s life to save his own.”

aka.attrition
aka.attrition
January 30, 2024 8:05 am
aka.attrition
aka.attrition
January 30, 2024 8:06 am
aka.attrition
aka.attrition
January 30, 2024 8:07 am
Perfect Stranger
Perfect Stranger
  aka.attrition
January 30, 2024 8:09 am

It’s expanding the overton window, that’s what is going on.

Laugh it up now, ten years later it will be real.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Perfect Stranger
January 30, 2024 10:01 am

Predictive programming.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  aka.attrition
January 30, 2024 8:14 am

Isn’t satire supposed to contain humor? There is nothing funny about eating human meat, if you are a human.

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  Anonymous
January 30, 2024 9:22 am

Kinda the point

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
January 30, 2024 1:12 pm

Not always. But possibly your sense of humor is not as highly developed as others?

The way I see it, there’s no reason to resort to cannibalism. What you do is…you lay out that dead body and just stare at it until something hungrier than you smells it and comes to investigate. Kill THAT and eat it.

Problem solved.

RiNS
RiNS
  aka.attrition
January 30, 2024 8:26 am

Now that you mention it, I missed the bit in the skit were they said it was being made from human meat.

It makes it even funnier!

Ljmfk
Ljmfk
  aka.attrition
January 30, 2024 5:57 pm

It is satire for sure, clip has been out for more than six months. It is a take on Jonathan Swift’s “a modest proposal”, and I think that is from at least two or three centuries ago. Basically, let’s eat babies to solve the food shortage problem. Not sure if his idea was satire or not…. We do laugh now, and probably shouldn’t because there are a lot of crazies out there.

Aodh MacRaynall
Aodh MacRaynall
January 30, 2024 8:10 am

Dude, yes, brits are crazy, yes, they are evil, and yes, they would do it if they could, but you are being trolled.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 30, 2024 8:30 am

How long before calls of racism ring out because they don’t use “brown” cells?

Lurker
Lurker
  Anonymous
January 30, 2024 8:41 am

Old joke: The cannibal asks the butcher why the jogger meat is so expensive. The butcher replies, “Have you ever tried to clean one?” Hope I didn’t offend you. Don’t really care if I did.

H2o2
H2o2
  Lurker
January 30, 2024 11:34 am

isn’t the punch line ” have you ever tried to catch one ” ?

Steve Z.
Steve Z.
January 30, 2024 8:33 am

After watching that video, Jeffrey Dahmer would be popping a boner if still alive.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 30, 2024 8:51 am

Soylent Green is people!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 30, 2024 10:00 am

Now fortified with spike protein. This is not your grandfather’s Soylent.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 30, 2024 9:19 am

This can’t be real

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
  Anonymous
January 30, 2024 9:23 am

It’s satire but not that kind.

Ben Lurken
Ben Lurken
  Hardscrabble Farmer
January 30, 2024 4:05 pm

Different note…but what does HSF and others think about this. Is it real?

Canadian Expat
Canadian Expat
January 30, 2024 9:25 am

STEALING THE FOOD SUPPLY, Right in Front of Our Eyes…

As you already know, 2022 was filled with nonstop factory and food processing plant fires. By June of 2022, there were over 100 food facilities that had been destroyed in some way (fire, explosion, flood, etc). Come the new year, at least 750 factories had been demolished. Reports state this is “50x more than normal”.

to read the whole story
https://chemtrails.substack.com/p/stealing-the-food-supply-right-in

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Canadian Expat
January 30, 2024 10:04 am

The Duke of New York
The Duke of New York
  ILuvCO2
January 30, 2024 1:59 pm
mark
mark
  Canadian Expat
January 30, 2024 5:00 pm

Canadian Expat,

I have a post about Canada on the Chemtrail thread, page 3 right now.

That was a scary link.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 30, 2024 9:31 am

You had me going….good one!

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
January 30, 2024 9:50 am

Sw1nes Chr1s Chr1sty and Pr1tzger flavors would ensure plenty of Wagyu style product; super marbled. Can’t wait for the Pearl M1ll1ng Ghettopotamus rump roast – can easily satisfy a platoon of hungry Communists.

Lucretius
Lucretius
January 30, 2024 10:22 am

Gee I wounder where that mad cow disease came from… Never mind, Ima gonna save the planet by becoming a cannibal, or sprout wins and fly away .

This is a seriously sick planet.

Peace, L.

Little Mouse in the Corner
Little Mouse in the Corner
January 30, 2024 11:07 am

Well, I got incredibly distressed watching this. Even finding out it’s satire hasn’t reduced the distress, as many of you point out this is getting us used to the idea. That’s enough internet for today.

H2o2
H2o2
January 30, 2024 11:14 am

at the 51 sec mark douche one says to douche two ” ...tell me, how on earth do you grow human meat…”

his words were not ‘cow meat’ or ‘pork meat’ … WTF is “human meat” ?!

is that Limey speak for ” meat for human consumption ” ?

whatever the fk it is, it is not REAL, it is fking bio-chemical-synthetic-processed toxic shit in a bag.

H2o2
H2o2
  H2o2
January 30, 2024 11:36 am

ffs, almost not funny.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 30, 2024 1:13 pm

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10ffgrid
10ffgrid
January 30, 2024 1:47 pm

This is democrat meat.

The Duke of New York
The Duke of New York
January 30, 2024 2:02 pm

Since when do you need a factory to make long pork, it’s walking around everywhere. Now, getting certified organic long pork, that’s altogether harder, but worth the effort.

fujigm
fujigm
  The Duke of New York
January 30, 2024 3:37 pm

So much of it has been tainted in the last few years, and is functionally GMO.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  The Duke of New York
January 30, 2024 3:49 pm

Is it kosher? Halal? Vegan? Inquiring and discerning gourmands demand to know.

(Whatever it is keep it far, far the fuck away from Auntie.)

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  The Duke of New York
January 30, 2024 4:09 pm

When they finally admitted to using mRNA ‘vaccines’ other than for the FauciFlu, the first thing they admitted to was using such ‘vaccines’ in pork for more than 5 years already.

The Crusty Carbuncle
The Crusty Carbuncle
January 30, 2024 5:21 pm

So, based on this, we don’t have Soylent Green to look forward to?

Anyway, I thought we were slated to “De bugz.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 30, 2024 6:47 pm

Asylum seekers: Home Office says more than 17,000 are missing
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67567401

Jim
Jim
January 30, 2024 10:16 pm

Looks like psyop bullshit to me.

The overhead must be tremendous for the relatively small scale of the operation. It looks like an absurdity designed to begin the normalization of yet another aberrant behavior, if those involved in the production of this video were actually serious.

Still looks like bullshit.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
January 30, 2024 10:46 pm

Stunning.
I wonder if an old company, ATIS, Advanced tissue sciences (later bought out by a British company) is the genesis behind all this.
Oh…satire. Whoda known.