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nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:34 pm

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Fred Derf
Fred Derf
  nkit
March 2, 2024 7:22 am

banned technique. it worked too well.

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:35 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
March 4, 2024 5:43 pm

3rd world Hell’s Angels……

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:35 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 2, 2024 9:36 am

Time to go greet my Congressman…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 3, 2024 7:40 pm

OMG where can I get one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:35 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
March 2, 2024 12:31 am

And why does that dipshit have a diaper on ‘his’ face?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anthony Aaron
March 2, 2024 9:36 am

Some call that a beard.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  MrLiberty
March 2, 2024 1:31 pm

My mistake …

What?
What?
  Anthony Aaron
March 2, 2024 6:16 pm

it happens lol

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 11:36 pm

It would be a shame if this got spread around
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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 12:02 am

Now is the time, then.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Retirednottired
March 2, 2024 6:18 pm

Damn straight. I was put in twitter jail just for bringing up the possibility of Schitt being a pedo

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 12:32 am

The courts are public venues for seeking justice, etc. There should be no way to seal those records … not even the smallest part of them.

Tainan
Tainan
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 12:00 pm

schiff doesn’t represent any district in West Virginia
and never paid millions to anybody. How dumb are people to believe
sketchy internet nonsense?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tainan
March 2, 2024 2:16 pm

very

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 3, 2024 7:16 am

Adam Schiff is from California not West Virginia

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:36 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 11:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:37 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 11:37 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 12:33 am

Why is she even in the United States in the first place? Who needs her here?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 9:55 am

sum tin wong here

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  USA Cowboy
March 3, 2024 1:00 pm

She doesn’t Speak English and Cannot Read English. DEI Is Leathel to America.

Matman
Matman
  Old Sailor USS JFK
March 4, 2024 5:47 pm

and DEI is Lethal too………

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:38 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:39 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
March 2, 2024 12:04 am

Lose the nose ring, girl.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Retirednottired
March 2, 2024 2:01 am

The fauching tattoo as well. Dumb kunt.

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:39 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
March 2, 2024 12:34 am

Beetle Juice?

Little Mouse in the Corner
Little Mouse in the Corner
  Anthony Aaron
March 2, 2024 6:22 pm

Normal day in Baltimore.

Matman
Matman
  nkit
March 4, 2024 5:48 pm

Trudeau?

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:39 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
March 2, 2024 9:44 am

‘Merican bridges, 2030

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:40 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:40 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 11:41 pm

I could post many more but I have over stayed my time here. Enjoy your weekend and thanks to all the regular posters here and need to keep a list as there are many really good ones I enjoy as well as others. I’ll leave with this to you’all

Blowing a kiss (gif)
byu/ManBat1 incandiceswanepoel

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:43 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 2, 2024 9:50 am

Headed to a shit hospital for sure.

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:43 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
March 4, 2024 5:52 pm

The before photo is on the right……….

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:45 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 12, 2024 7:31 pm

Looks like someone decided to shine the floor with Armor All (Silicone type product).
Had to fix a few of these floors in my past life.

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:46 pm

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Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  nkit
March 3, 2024 1:03 pm

I tried to show an ex-wife how to shoot a shotgun decades ago. The same thing happened to her. Only difference is she came up trying to slap the hell out of me, because She didn’t Listen.

Matman
Matman
  Old Sailor USS JFK
March 4, 2024 5:54 pm

Great idea …my wife doesn’t listen either……….

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:47 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
March 2, 2024 12:37 am

I heard it this way back in the very early-’60s …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
March 2, 2024 9:59 am

commie

Matman
Matman
  nkit
March 4, 2024 5:55 pm

Car also loaded with porch monkeys

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:51 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
March 4, 2024 5:56 pm

I bet it needs more bacon…….if it has any at all……

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:53 pm

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bunnies
bunnies
  nkit
March 2, 2024 1:09 pm

All counterfeit too. All those ‘security’ pens the cashiers use can no longer detect counterfeit dollars anymore, and holding it up to the light is useless. This isn’t 1970 anymore.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  bunnies
March 3, 2024 7:24 am

Who would counterfeit a $1 bill

Matman
Matman
  Anonymous
March 4, 2024 5:58 pm

well, observing what is coming out of public schools………

104MAGA104
104MAGA104
  Anonymous
March 6, 2024 7:26 pm

The FED, all day long.

Matman
Matman
  nkit
March 4, 2024 5:57 pm

of course…the circulated ones are embedded with coke…not pepsi.

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:54 pm

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The inside of the Leaning Tower of Pisa is…underwhelming:

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:55 pm

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The first Super Bowl didn’t sell out — you can see plenty of empty seats in pictures from that day:

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:55 pm

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This is what a Twix looks like without chocolate

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:56 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
March 2, 2024 12:39 am

So … is the one on the left the tomato … and the one on the right the tomato?

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Anthony Aaron
March 2, 2024 12:57 am

Most definitely, the ugly one on the right tastes like a tomato, the one on the left is tasteless.

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:56 pm

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This is how big a moose’s tooth is:

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:58 pm

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This is what a dollar bill from 100 years ago looked like.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
March 2, 2024 1:00 am

One Silver dollar, payable to the bearer on demand, we can’t have those anymore.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Texas Khaan
March 2, 2024 9:53 am

We can’t have any nice things anymore…thanks to GOVERNMENT.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 9, 2024 9:25 pm

in 1966 they recalled all silver certificates payable in 1 oz of silver and you had to have batches of 1000 to get that.

nkit
nkit
March 1, 2024 11:59 pm

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Artichokes can be beautiful if you let them bloom:

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
March 2, 2024 12:40 am

And they taste heavenly when home grown … same with asparagus …

nkit
nkit
March 2, 2024 12:00 am

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This is a preserved 3,500-year-old loaf of bread that was found in an ancient Egyptian tomb from the New Kingdom period:

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
March 2, 2024 1:03 am

OMG, is it gluten free?

I got a name
I got a name
  Texas Khaan
March 2, 2024 9:31 am

Yes it is,…. still.
It was part of the ritual sacrifice to bury it in the tomb with the bastard that invented it a few days earlier..

nkit
nkit
March 2, 2024 12:00 am

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This is what 8 feet of snow looks like:

Matman
Matman
  nkit
March 4, 2024 6:01 pm

….and along comes the snowplow.

nkit
nkit
March 2, 2024 12:01 am

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This is the bust of President Franklin D. Roosevelt that was used as a model for the design on the dime:

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  nkit
March 2, 2024 1:05 am

I say get the dead presidents faces off of our coins. The old designs had class, the current ones are crass.

nkit
nkit
March 2, 2024 12:03 am

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This is what the private movie theater inside the White House looks like:

Rise Up
Rise Up
  nkit
March 2, 2024 8:30 am

Not exactly state of the art for a movie room.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 2, 2024 9:54 am

Ford’s Theater was more entertaining.

Matman
Matman
  nkit
March 4, 2024 6:02 pm

It has to be the Biden WH because there’s no screen…………

nkit
nkit
March 2, 2024 12:04 am

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This is Henry Ford cruising around in the first car he designed, the Quadricycle:

Rise Up
Rise Up
  nkit
March 2, 2024 8:31 am

Except it was the first FORD car.

Mercedes was the first car.

Matman
Matman
  Rise Up
March 4, 2024 6:04 pm

it took Mercedes 2 years before it broke down……So Henry Ford was a pioneer……

Matman
Matman
  nkit
March 4, 2024 6:03 pm

5 minutes later it broke down and the auto repair industry was born………..

nkit
nkit
March 2, 2024 12:04 am

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If you boil 5 gallons of ocean water, this is roughly how much salt you’ll be left with:

Matman
Matman
  nkit
March 4, 2024 6:05 pm

Wouldn’t it be cheaper to buy it at the grocery store?