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We should’ve never attempted the burden. Just leave them to stretch their lips.
I personally feel this is a winner!
Indeed. What an artistically creative way to raise awareness of bird strikes!
The shark’s teeth aren’t big enough and there needs to be a seal in his mouth….
I just found out that in Finland, they rarely give out parking tickets. Usually, the LEO’s will just deflate one of your tires. We should adopt that!
I know someone who constantly gave parking tickets to Jay Leno when he came to the local comedy club to scope out new talent. He said the fine didn’t mater to him, just part of the job!
My son said exactly that, it’s just an expensive parking spot.
Now that’s some funny shit!!
By their reaction I think there’s a fake president in that costume.
Wasn’t that last year?
Just in time for story time! Today’s story, boys and girls, is called “Peter Rabbit Gets an Erection!”.
” Once upon a granixcle…”
It belongs to the mistress or secret gay lover of a gov’t official.
…because that’s better than a ticket-n-tow….
Hypothermia for veterans while the illegals get a 5 star
Ha! Our barn cats sleep with the chickens, too. They were born in one of the nesting boxes.
Cats have to suck ass to a chicken to get comfort.
Fckn losers.
My cats are chickens. Must have imprinted.
Helluva sculpture
Smart women aren’t paying for one of those. They just run a jar around their face…
Imagine how ugly a woman would have to be to steal semen.
My turtle just went into hibernation.
Short horror story.
Hot girl gives you a bj.
Spits it in a cup in the bathroom.
Gives it to her ugly girlfriend who impregnates herself.
You are the daddy!
‘Boston Legal’ (William Shatner, James Spader) did an episode with that exact plot … stupid liberal rich twit wanted a chocolate baby …
“Presumed Innocent” movie.
Just imagine how much of a hard up pig a guy would have to be to bang a woman that ugly.
Kid’ll grow up to be a SJW law professor.
Slapped in the face by your own child… using your own hypocrisy as a weapon! Who says kids aren’t smart?
Sir!
. . .
Hear, hear!”
👍🏻💯👍🏻
lie, not lay
You do realize, don’t you, that the vast, VAST, VAST majority of images posted here are not original works by those who post, right?
Yes. It still needs correcting, as most people learn most of their speech via immersion. These days. they’re immersed in subliteracy.
Their also college”educated”……
Same thing.
They’re
..”edjumakated”………..FIFY
Not their. They’re. Touche !
I used to be a good speller but a decade of reading online comment sections now has me second guessing even simple word choices like “lose” vs. “loose”. This is all because a majority of people now use these words incorrectly and just like propaganda,… if your brain sees something over and over, no matter how stupid, it will eventually begin to accept it.
I’m not against an occasional grammar or spelling mistake as we all make them, but allowing this incremental encroachment of poor grammar everywhere is ultimately no different than what has happened with political issues like gun control, deficit spending, illegal migration and so on. It’s just moving the Overton Window so as to make us accept a more degraded life style..
OK, must ask.
Don’t want to be ig.
Every meme has something misspelled or incorrect grammar.
But only one.
This cannot be coincidence.
Input anyone?
Of the few I either completely or “mostly” create – beyond little touchups here or there – I do more often now than a few years ago get a surprise error I didn’t catch before saving as final.
But…
. . . until you asked, I never really thought much of it other than I need more sleep / coffee / etc., pay better attention or that in the process of changing from thinking (internal dialogue) in ENG to NOR may be mucking up my spelling or similar.
Interesting question, though I’m not ready to seriously consider it more likely than some lack on my part. (Will have to grok on that a while now…)
Careful, our grammar nazi will tell you “grok” is not a real word. (Which tells us he is not well read.)
Aaarrgh!! I hate that stupid neologism. It tells me that its user is an indiscriminate reader.
I tried to read that stupid book. Twice! After I abandoned it as drivel, years later I came across it again, didn’t recognise it and started to read it again. I couldn’t do it. Pure tripe.
Grok: To understand something in a uniquely Martian way; ’cause you were raised that way, by Martians. That, or you’re a brain dead hippie who just liked all the random copulation in the book. The ultimate “nurture, not nature” fantasy.
What’s up, John Carter
Whatever you decide, Please DON’T STOP POSTING ! We appreciate all that you do.
CCP efforts to dumb down Americans even further. Everybody memes, so best way to spread the virus.
What, What?
This is Friday Fail! the title says it all. It’s a place to have a bit of fun. Really if you are that concerned over grammar, can I Suggest that perhaps FF is not for you!
👍🏻💯👍🏻
Excellent.
He can join the grammer & speling & fact-checking notzis over @ the Powerline Blog when they run their TWIP every Saturday.
Oh GOD, NO! I go there, too, and we have enough of them already!
You’ve got a glaring sentence fragment there, professor. LOL!
Mine are always stolen with MY permission, LOL. Typos are almost a meme requirement.
Were I a rich celebrity I’d do this.
(That correct English, anon?) 🙂
Yes. To be perfectly grammatical, you’d likely have to begin the sentence with “If”, though – but we generally don’t converse with perfect formality. It has become atrocious, though . . .
If you’re going to be a grammar nazi, at least have handle, don’t do it anonymously. That’s just cowardly.
I suggest Grammar Nazi as a handle.
This is me right now.
Sitting around having a beer…. wanting to be left alone….Seething with barely contained anger…and armed to the teeth.
I was just screaming this at the wife earlier today………hopefully the neighbors heard me….
Keep quiet until you can’t anymore.
When ski season ends…
Gonna get a hotfoot and then road rash
and new skis too….
Just a quick base grind for next season….
And the Jack Daniel’s season began…
if that dude farts while those sparks are nearby, he will have a whole new jet exhaust
Finally the bull has some fun……
That looks fun.
In Cowboy Poker that is considered cheating.
Hell ya,I would give it a try!
Imagine 1000’s of bubbles in the running of the bulls!
Then we’ll not only have bubble-wrapped children and youth (for their SAAAAFETY!), but also society as whole.
I’m thinking we’d be better served by leaving The Running of the Bulls as it is; stupid should hurt.
Amen!
I ALWAYS root for the bull.
We have surely entered the Kali Yuga.
He over trained.
Where the Mexicans throw their shitpaper after use.
Diversity hire architect?…..
Nope…..my bad just a regular architect…..
They never check elevations……
Vent.
Sorry Racer…..FB wants to log me in and track me every time I try to go to your link. Going to pass on that one but thanks anyway.
Roger that^^^!
Or, to stay sane, don’t listen to the corporate or social media at all.
DAMN!
This is an interesting video.
Why the downvotes? Nothing is untrue.
Precisely because of that?
The truth is anathema to butthurt Karens.
That’s an ugly broad. Enjoy your cats.
So what’s the deal with her eyebrows?
And that’s not a forehead, it’s an eight-head.
Late start to a busy day. Volume from me will be light. Going to visit a dear friend today.
Meanwhile,
from one smartass to another…
GET ‘ER DUN !
Yeah, moron, park closer to the air pump, then take the tire off so you don’t have to drag it so far.
He’s filling up the spare tire, that’s all.
Are you visually or mentally impaired?
Look at the rim, it’s one of those crappy little spares that are only good for about 50 miles…
Hard to explain other than, maybe, he did a flat repair first. Of course, with today’s population, he really could be dumb.
One other plausible setup. He had a flat and tried to air up his tire, but the tire was so flat that it had popped the bead off the rim and he couldn’t get enough airflow to pop it back. He even tried jacking the wheel up but still couldn’t get the tire bead to mate with the rim. Finally, he took off the wheel, laid it flat on the ground, and tried airing it up while he kicked the tire to make the rubber bead conform to the rim.
Yes, I have had to do that before.
Perhaps, but that $4 a shot pump isn’t going to pop a tire back on the bead.
Hey man, how do you know that wheel goes with that vehicle?
If you think of him as a democrat, it makes perfect sense.
Out of the mouths of babes…
just love ’em.
Hmmm…
No, but one gender has most of the strength.
Too bad we can’t get Brawny paper towels here, so I could never buy it again.
h/t: Woodie
2nd one was from a boiler room quack center asking for his medicare info.
From some a-hole in Bangalore.
even grannies are waking up…
What’s funny is realizing this broad has ALWAYS been like this. It’s just that no one took her seriously for the first 60 years.
True, but I hope it didn’t take you this long to find that out.
Whelp…
Was the “stupid shit coming out of people’s faces” that masks work? or that the jab is safe and effective?
Maybe it was the “armed insurrection” when no one was armed or charged with inurrection and millions realized their elections are stolen. The fact you have no friends makes me thinkyou are a militant mindless Karen cuz you have the look and the attitude
of a Karen and you look like you own cats with that fading blue dye in your hair..
at times…
My wife just walks away.
I throw something else down, just to make it worthwhile.
My kids comment on my proper capitalization, grammar, and punctuation all the time.
Like it’s a waste of time. I can’t help it.
I wait to see if my wife will pick it up because I still enjoy seeing her bend over.
You are truly blessed…
. . . if that’s true.
Oh it’s true, she still has dat ass at 67. Yeah, I’m blessed!
I don’t understand your downvoting stalker thing. Makes them look stupid when you say innocuous things like this
old school in me LMAO as a young lad…
Love it……is he running for CONgress now?
I’d love to see him poke Dickhead Durbin in the eyes with his well trained fingers.
groan…
That’s about as safe as it gets on a fucking Scooter! Jeebus! You get ONE MALE CHILD by law…and THIS is how you treat him?!? WTF?
I see you have a bucket full of gook there.
(That deserves some thumbs down.)
It does. But…
. . . still funny AF
Nah.
Don’t try to be cool, Mom. It’s just embarrassing.
Mirror, much ? Old man
And how do we make analog C4 in the kitchen?
(CH2N2O2)3 known as “Cyclonite”
This ought to get us on a list….
I can’t hear the dialog over all the talking in the room.
To be fair, I keep the subtitles on because I’m old and can’t hear!
And for Canada, Trudeau’s hated carbon tax is set to rise again April 1 to make April fools out of the entire country.
Downvoter, FU.
When do you guys get to flush that turd?
Oct 2025 unless the NDP (our socialist party), which keeps the minority Liberal government in power by backing everything they do, changes their policy and forces an earlier election. Trudeau, who’s detested across Canada, might also step down earlier as the Irish PM did this week.
Never now the the N D P finalized that they were the same as the lying liberals.
The differences between political parties here in canukistan, according to their political platform.
NDP – Openly state and vote for anything socialist (marxists)
Liberal – Not communist but vote and enact socialist laws.
Conservative – vehemently state not communist but vote socialist laws
So just like our neighbours to the south we too have the same communist dirtball uniparty ruining our once great country. We are running neck’n neck to see who gets the full version of communist rule first. Slightly different pathway but the same end goal.
The date is most appropriate.
Younger man, w/ drawers hanging below his ass, FAFO, vs. an older man. Prizes!
Hindered by the trousers. Laughing
The trousers are a symptom. His brain is what’s hindering him.
Don’t FAFO with old white men. We just don’t give a fuck any more.
I would have shot him in the dick…with a .45.
Me too. I’m too old and tired to get involved with all that physical activity.
I was hoping the old guy would duck a swing and simultaneously yank the jerk’s pants down.
He went from his pants on the ground to his ass on the ground.
Should have dragged him to the curb and broken both his arms stomping them on the curb. Let someone wipe his ass and hold his dick while he pisses for 6 weeks as a lesson in humility.
I guess I am around this guy’s age. Very cool how he didn’t put the boots to him after downing him, but just walked away. I am not as nice.
Very cool?
Not.
I’m not un-nice, just thorough.
I’d have dragged him to the street by his hair and curb stomped him.
I read that bras actually make breasts more likely to sag over time because the muscles supporting them become weak. So, ladies, lose your bras and bring out the pokies!
Push ups and a peck deck keep them perky.
…and they let this guy fly the flagship of the Federation?
The sole exception was a time of madness in the early 21st century when corrupt “elites” persuaded the idiotic masses that sex was a variable that could change on a whim, especially when there was a perceived benefit. That society soon collapsed and is best forgotten.
N.A.
Another one of those impressive Somalian architectural masterpieces.
Pure genius.
G. K. Chesterton quote
ponder this, Covidiots…
Well there’s no natural immunity to Disease X because it doesn’t exist. So there, smarty-pants!
Hey, negative down voter that always down votes Bob P: GFY punk. I don’t always agree with him, but I am not a punk bitch like you are. Worthless POS.
The same reason I am, “covid” was the flu and our immune systems handled it. No need for any vax or flu shots.
Way to go, Dad!
Yeah, but he’s white …so raycisss.
“Why can’t i go to the pub?”
Love that little lass, Arteest. Funny vid / gif.
So adorable, that accent just slays me, bless her little heart.
What a sweetie! well considered arguments there!
She is more mature than most 15 year olds in America.
LOL if you turn on subtitles & read along, hilarious
Yes, racist! Africans did the same thing thousands of years ago. Except they were knuckle-walking.
But she can’t feel anything, so how does she get the sensation of walking?
Lack of use of voluntary muscles does not necessarily mean lack of sensation.
The mind is an amazing thing. It is about the impression and the ability to be like those she loves. That is the sensation. You can see it in her face. Look again.
She ain’t sitting. All perspective, Dano
That is one damn great dad.
Why in the fuck would someone downvote something like this?
Whomever downvoted this is a very large “C” word.
Gonna be awkward at prom
N.A.-II
N.A.-III
I’m sure the invading multitudes from Africa will conserve all this.
Conserve? I thought they built this.
Downtown Mogadishu
African architecture at its finest.
That wonderful architecture looks familiar, early Somalian right?
keeper.
Nah
tata’s are too teeny.. less than a mouthful
Small breasts are gifts that should ALWAYS be accepted and enjoyed.
Envy and gluttony are mortal sins.
Like how you think, Avs fan.
sweet.
Breath-taking!!!
It was a lie. Meant to destroy the family.
Most feminists are not very attractive / attracted to men. Coincidence? I think not.
Oh, come on. Sitting in a cubicle writing memos is infinitely more fulfilling than nurturing your own children.
Feminism: The idea that men are free when they serve women, but are abusers when they serve themselves.
N.A.-IV
Makes you wonder if they actually planned it that way or it just turned out to be a happy accident.
“All right men! Let’s start stacking our stones on THAT mountain!”
And, yet, after maybe 1000 years it’s still standing …
You actually thought that, huh?
Reminds me of people who get their EBT cards charged up every month, like magic.
It started out as a little stone hut, then metastasized.
And yet, modern architects can’t seem to build anything but big blocks of glass.
…really likes this message…
And, in the interest of balance, from a leftist perspective:
If you cheat, may you cheat to win the election; if you steal, may you steal billions from the middle class; if you fight, may you fight climate change; if you drink, may you drink organic, probiotic herbal tea.
Too close to reality for comfort, Bob.
I was expecting…adrenochrome
Much better.
Oh, fuck, no.
Hate speech! He’s dangerous to our democracy. Censor him, arrest him, and imprison him until he dies.
They are busy arranging that last thing right now.
Well, “they” are. Resistance is against the (sacred) LAW.
You betcha. . . glass 1/2 full is the better perspective.
100 UPVOTES.
Not if I was in prison.
Not if you’re drinking that stuff they give you before colonoscopies.
Nice smile.
And under very adverse circumstances, I would add.
Heart goes out to known associates, such as this courageous lady in a meme.
Wow,that would make us look like a good CHRISTIAN society wouldn’t it…….
Cancer patients are big businees to Big Pharma.
That’s why they make sure you get it with the toxic food, flouride, jabs, and lazy lifestyle.
Capisce?
I get it, bud.
Trying to focus on the+.
Si.
Capishe.
Not aimed at you, Suds.
Aimed at the infenal Big Pharma.
None intended; none taken, bud. We’re good.
Not when the word about Fenbendazole gets out.
Maximum supression! No truth allowed! That’s what happens when the word gers out.
SHOOT HIM!…..
Or, you know, if you really don’t want to work, slide over and make some room in your bed for me.
(Bob P, making the creepy even creepier since 1955.)
She works at home and it was her husband.
She looks feverish – all flush in the face. You don’t want her in the office, boss