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Oh, I wondered where the howling was coming from as we climaxed.
My current dog has never heard my doorbell. It’s been turned off for longer than she’s been alive. Yet, when she hears one on TV she still runs to the door.
Dogs are remarkably intelligent.
Your dog saw people and dogs reacting to the bell on your TV.
My weiner dog barks in anger at the Avalanche opponents when they score.
They are. They’re certainly smarter than we give them credit for. I’m half convinced they’re telepathic.
Some of them really are. I’ve had a few retards, like me.
Weiner dog in a Colorado winter?
Bet that’s interesting
She is a miniature long hair with a stylish dog wrap/harness for walkies. She thinks she’s a bull mastiff.
She looks pretty much like this..
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9 lbs. of fanged, vicious death if you are vermin.
Stop being brainwashed by the TV, cut the cord.
Used to freak my wife out when the dog was in the room watching. I was kind of proud to have an audience watch 5 minutes of my best work
That’s an entirely different version of a wiener dog.
Fuckin’ guy hid in a basement in 2020.
SSDY
For YAJ. Fully loaded!
Four of the six grenades are fake.
LMAO! Good one.
I believe everything is fake. Most of these women posing with guns, horses and cars wouldn’t know how to work one if you showed them
Yer fake
And the other two will mess up your whole world
If you’re susceptible…
I’m guessing .44 magnum.
Must be a nip in the air.
For this morning’s shift, I will leave you with this.
I must saddle up, and get moving.
Pay the msg. forward to someone needing advice.
And keep on keeping on, heathens.
The time for this shit is well past. Man up.
Suds and SoH, ROGER THAT!!
Who told my secret?
And then enjoy sex with a woman who’s on the same page .
I won’t.
No it won’t. Feminism is about equality, so the divorce court will split the house evenly: the man will keep the outside half. Men just don’t get it.
And if that’s not good enough reason…
That works.
There comes a point, depending on which ex it is, where you can’t help but yawn.
You can hear mine in the next county. It’s one of my best features.
Don’t trust them, Bob
That long?
Oh, yeah.
We can stretch it out.
Why do you think they’re importing the whole 3rd world? Those faggots you mentioned will sic the shitskin brigade on us first.
4 hours I want to shake their hand in admiration.
Ms Rodman and Ms Hubbell, I presume?
Nah, that’s Webb Hubbell, Jr. Chelsea’s just a nickname/memento of the name of the hourly motel where it was conceived.
and there isn’t enough bondo at the body shop to fix that face either…..
Leonard is always worth an upvote.
Doc, that picture you showed me killed my erection so effectively it won’t come back to life.
That’s how it is approaching 70, Bob.
There goes my entire weekend plan for sex. Thanks, no thanks!!
What’s a pryamid? I’m new here. Thanks.
Oh silly you! It’s a pyramid made in China for IKEA.
All I know is Bernie Madoff built a famous one.
IKEA = Swedish for “Out Of Stock”
You won’t believe the size of the allen wrench
Unfortunately taxpayers are being bilked for billions to uphold the space lie.
It’s worse than even the meme. Which one of those gears goes around and around before the other two gears finally do what they are supposed to do! I think they are proving the truth but the point is ass backwards!
Can I get an amen? AMEN!!!
Dude, you believe in the sun and moon? Rube
It must be difficult to believe anything with your head so far up your a r s e.
People knew the world was round when the Bible was written. Why are we always forgetting things?
If only the earth were flat we could put all illegal immigrants in boats and sail them off the edge.
Or just let the cats take care of getting rid of them …
The earth IS “flat” (a plane) but there is no edge to send them off. If only we could put them all in Canada, then their cuisine would improve.
a canadian an american and an australian walk into a bar, they all order a shot. the american downs his shot, then pulls out a gun, throws the shot-glass into the air and blows it apart. he then says “in america, we’re so rich we never have to drink out of the same glass twice.” the australian drinks his shot and then takes the americans gun, throws his shot-glass into the air and blows it apart. and says ” in australia we’ve got so much sand, glass is cheap and plentiful, we never have to drink out of the same one twice.” The canadian then proceeds to down his shot, takes the americans gun, shoots the american. then casually tells the australian ” in canada, we’ve got so many americans, you never have to drink with the same one twice.”
; )
You badly misspelled, “Indians”
“Chinese”
If there is no edge to this plane, it is infinite…..
Like sphere…
Viet Cong?
I like the cymbalism.
Boo-fukin’-hoo, perv.
Yeah, I’m all busted up.
OK, I’m over it.
I will never forget the ANTIFA Shuffle. That puts those dancing doctors and nurses to shame. It’s been years and it still entertains me every time I see it.
Yeah it makes masturbating to 5 years old’s quite painful, doesn’t it?
4DMW !!
On the back is one going into a mouth!
Santa Fe’s already there.
LA County was there in the early-’70s …
Nope, those have always been Mexicans or Chinese.
Here in Denver, it’s between Teguchigalpa and San Salvador.
Yet another example of NA
Maybe a bit early for all you across the pond, but here it’s nearing appropriateness.
I never thought I’d enjoy watching golf.
There’s no golf going on there …
Nice clubhead lag….and boobs.
Fun to watch.
A believer in the “If you got it, flaunt it” adage,
& critics be damned.
I’d driver.
Tisha Alyn…what a swing…what legs…too bad she’s gay.
I identify as a male lesbian so that wouldn’t stop me.
I’d love to play around with Paige.
My golf swing is that good but nobody wants to watch me.
Mine is too…and nobody wants to bet me.
She must be the wife of that dude who took off his tire to inflate it. There must be a better way, lady.
that’s a cool little SUV, any idea what make it is? looks like a non-US model
Edit: just searched and it looks like a Suzuki Jimny. Not available in USA
Yep-another cool vehicle deemed ‘too unsafe’ by nanny state bureaucrats. Can be had in Mexico for around $10k if I’m not mistaken.
Not how the Dukes do it…
As someone who can’t draw anything – even on a PC – this is rather outstanding IMO.
I was very impressed — until I realized that the picture was of a ZIRCON!
As in like “zirCON?”
You don’t say, doc…
I’m trying to figure out how they balanced the ring so it stays standing up
$3.04 a dozen yesterday. Thanks, Joe!
magnets. None of it’s real.
Believe me now?
https://www.kapwing.com/w/NV1mt1Aw5s
Thanks Lostokie and with truth you still get a dv.
https://imgflip.com/i/8k5eif
Follow the white rabbit NEO.
https://imgflip.com/i/8k5gcy
For crying out loud, how do you get this shit to work? Copy/paste link, WTF else is there to do?
you have to copy the image link, then paste that.
Written instrux aren’t posting so I took a screenshot of them for ya…
Didn’t work for me 🙁
Sorry to read that, but then again – like I wrote – it took me about 3 months to get it right.
My un-asked-for-advice? Keep tryin’!
Go to the linked page . It can’t be simpler. If you cannot figure it out from here then you really should do something else other than the internet.
https://postimages.org/
I created the meme and used the link it provided for me to share. I think that should do it, but no.
It has to be a jpeg or a png image.
It’s a learning curve and even when you think you have it all sorted, you can be at the mercy of hosting platforms! C’est la vie!
Right-click on the photo that’s in the link, click to “Copy image address”, and you should be good to go. The address should have a “.jpg/jpeg/png” at the end
.
Wow!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Rivers_of_Crimea
(Crimea river)
};^D
Meddling is the number 1 cause of FOFO
Exactly! There is the “live your own life” crowd and then there is the “we will run your life” crowd.
The real left-right paradigm is left is total control of everything by government, and right is anarchy. I’ve always leaned very right, but we are being pushed or “nudged” further left constantly. I also think there are only 2 types of government no matter what label you put on them. benevolent and malevolent towards the people it governs
That is pain
I fuckin Knew It!!!
I prefer to borrow.
You and our other FF meme posters aren’t stealing memes; you’re expanding their reach. They should pay you guys and gals.
👍🏻💯👍🏻
Excuse the language.
I’m never drinking the product of any wank.
Heaven must have sent you (two) from above.
*sigh*
Udderly perfect!
That’s nothing. Both of my fans love everything I write, and their loyalty only costs me 10 bucks a week.
Still Bob?
Seems to me that’s how it worked in the gig-economy during one’s early years. (You’re way past that now… Just sayin’ ‘case you have that thing… uh, you know, ‘…impostor syndrome.’)
Asking your satisfied fans for referrals with a ‘…discount offer‘ that pays them a little and you a lot more is the next step – as I’m so often told by friends’ grandchildren.
Good Luck!
We all here (except that fkn dv’er) support you!
Is that each?
Sometimes.
That would happen to me if Lily Collins walked over my grave in a miniskirt.
Might still be too soon for that….
And it wasn’t over till the fat man sang
Read the history of the 1990 HD Fatboy and the 7 yellow stripes. it was a giant Fuck You to the japanese motorcycle attempt to bury HD. I still have mine.
If you piss off the new target I don’t like your chances.
Knuckledraggin’s friend Angel turned this pic of Kenny into a meme. I go to his site everyday, several times a day. He deserves recognition for what he does bc any ‘crazy’ that goes to his site will have a meltdown. Glorious indeed.
pass on the sat tv, phone & internet – replace with canoe, pole & tackle.
Just a brass ring on a string, a hook, and a porch.
And a good frind with a bottle of single malt….
Not too many will know what I’m on about….
Everyone gets the genuine asshole me.
For YAJ
Really, if you’re going to make a boobs meme, make some lovely woman’s nipples the O.
I despair!