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Good morning all and best wishes from the Republic of Texas!
Good morning YAJ and everybody else from the winterland of Norway.
~ SoH
Always that little bit of truth that makes the meme sting just a bit
Morning Joe, you got Houston? I’ll handle things out Athens way.
And from the Arid Zone where the sun isn’t even up yet!
It would be great if this still was The Republic of Texas. Guess I better take the back to the future car from another post and go back to warn them
The Republic was completely in debt when it joined the union. At that time it was probably the best option. If only Texas had enough money to make it a few more years…… Oil would have made Texas one of the richest countries in the world.
Back atcha saddle buddy!
Friday Fail Shallow Thoughts of the Week
France’s Napoleon-sans-sack is making headlines with the insane idea of sending NATO troops to Ukraine. He’s panicking as his popularity plummets, probably something to do with his disastrous record in office of being on the wrong side of every policy issue, including backing the USA on its foolish Ukraine escapade. So why not make it worse and up the chances of WW III by sending in (more) troops and admitting it this time? I can just imagine the Russians quaking in their boots with the idea of facing off against the vaunted French army. “Merde! Run away, run away!” They couldn’t even beat Russia when they had a formidable army. Today they’d run out of ammunition within a month and soldiers within two months. (Maybe Canada could join in and extend the lost cause by another day.)
We Friday Failures knew it all along. Right at the outset, the FF crew forecast doom for Ukraine, and, although we are all old-fashioned patriots, we knew the West was on the wrong side on this one–we’re the bad guys—so most of us were passively rooting for Russia (especially since the same bunch that brought us covid were demanding we back Ukraine).
It occurs to me that the Friday Fail crew has been correct on all the major public policy issues in recent years. So, with our unblemished record in ferreting out the truth and the proper path forward, how about we prescribe appropriate public policy solutions to the major problems besetting us as spring 2024 commences? Our central theme: Policy makers/enforcers must suffer the consequences of their bonehead decisions, creating a powerful incentive to stop fucking up so terribly.
For key covid policy makers, media personnel who established and maintained the narrative, and front-line workers who killed patients with shots, remdesivir, or ventilators, we propose a generous dose of remdesivir and one covid injection per week until their heart or brain explodes.
For all major Ukraine war boosters in Western government, industry, and media we propose sending them to the front lines in eastern Ukraine—Biden, Obama, McConnell, Graham, and Nuland in the vanguard—and film them exploding. For Western leaders in government and media who support Israeli ethnic cleansing, they get to spend an indefinite time trapped with a million Gazans in the Rafah section and experience firsthand how long it takes to starve to death or how long they can duck bullets and dodge bombs. Those who support Hamas kidnappers get to be kidnapped and hope against hope they survive.
DEI advocates in charge of our major institutions must be fired in favour of unqualified coloured folk (or better yet, fired and not replaced), and if they identify as a sex they aren’t, must have their sexual organs expunged to “walk the walk.” Same goes for any doctor doing sex change operations on children. All those supporting transwomen using female bathrooms or locker rooms must never go to the bathroom without one of these freaks present.
All J6 prisoners must be released forthwith, and anyone participating in stealing elections must take their place in prison. All the corrupt judges who jail the innocent must be jailed. All police and justice officials who fail to uphold the law must join them—oh hell, just abolish the FBI, CIA, DHS, NSA, CDC, NIH, and all the rest of the agencies that work against the people. Oh, hell, just abolish the whole damn government. All Supreme Court justices who rule contrary to the Constitution and Bill of Rights lose the protections afforded by those documents. All justices must know what a woman is. No, you know what? All Supreme Court Justices must be Clarence Thomas.
All government and media people who advocate censorship must forever forfeit the right to say or write anything in the public square. All government, media, and industry leaders who advocate open borders must each open their houses to one illegal immigrant per hundred square feet of property they own and host them at their own expense until the freeloaders either murder them or leave willingly.
All oligarchs must own nothing, subsist on only bugs, and never go beyond 15 km of their hovel . . . and be happy. All central bankers get paid in monopoly money. All George Soros DAs must host in their homes the felons they release. All elite university students advocating for affirmative action must surrender their place in the school to make room. All government policy makers and NGOs advocating for allowing the homeless to set up tents wherever the hell they please must give their homes to the homeless and live in tents. All those defending BLM/Antifa rioting must have their houses firebombed by these animals. Any official involved in persecuting or prosecuting Julian Assange must be imprisoned in a horrible high-security cell for at least a decade.
Finally, global warming fanatics should show the courage of their convictions and henceforth stop breathing to spare the planet their carbon footprint and ceaseless whining, and all those who decry the use of hydrocarbons must hereafter be denied the use of any; they can walk to work and freeze to death at home.
I asked my wife what she thought of these plans, but all she told me was, “Shut up and get your hand off my bum.”
Enjoy Friday Fail!
I think we are witnessing the French boy-lover getting dry-gulched by his overlords. This is the usual payment for his loyal service in doing the bidding of the khazarian parasite class.
Since the esteemed Gov of the Commonwealth of Mass, Maura Healy wants people to put up illegals in their homes, she goes first. She lives in a four bedroom house with her gal pal and two kids so she has two extra bedrooms or in other words, room for about 10 illegals. John Kerry has about 6 houses paid for by his second wife’s first husband’s trust fund, plenty of room there. Obama’s have 4 or 5 houses, you get the picture.
SO your saying let them in to stay……did you know that?……support that which they would do to YOU?……must be “critical thinker”……
FAIL!
And the people who do this sort of thing never even realize that maybe they SHOULDN’T be doing it. Which is part of why they are outraged if someone calls them out on it. There is a reason why Homo erectus never got past paleolithic technology.
Oh, they do – they just don’t care.
That creature may be eating the meat through another orifice…
My thought exactly…..
The BLOB –
I think, based on your excellent shallow thoughts of the week, that it’s time to re-post this oldie goodie.
WAY TOO KIND. But if that’s the best we can get, sure.
Well, we could hang them with thin wire from the nuts (tits for girls,) 60 foot high over jagged concrete!
If the hanging occurs at a visible public structure and then the corpse is left there to rot, I am all for it.
the indians had it right. It should be gruesome.
Sure, as long as we slowly lift them up with the rope and not a sudden drop.
Enslave them for reparations lol
MGGA
Support it? Where do I donate for buying the rope?
Support? or Demand!
How did it get this bad?
Insouciance
Is that you Paul Craig?
Massive propaganda combined with a successful “long march through the institutions?”
Abandoning the FAITH that built this country……..we are NOTHING without it!
The said that they just wanted to “tweak” the Articles of Confederation and the suckers believed them.
What’s with these FF essays every week?
I want tits and ass, funny memes, Colorado Artist paintings–not essays.
I’m usually just a lurker, but you’ve gotten a Rise out of me.
Bob P’s Shallow Thoughts of the Week are a tradition around these parts. I’m pretty sure most of us here look forward to them every week, I know I do. In fact, I think the first post of Friday Fail should be reserved for Bob P, but that is just my opinion. If you’ll read his words carefully they are usually the funniest thing you’ve read all week and, sometimes, they are the most thought provoking.
If you don’t like our traditions, I suggest you move along, Friday Fail is not your kind of place.
Fine sentiments! Friday fail is a wonderful mix of so many things. Long may it stay that way.
There is a little of something for everyone. You have the power to upvote,downvote and comment.
You also have the power to just scroll past the things you disprove,dislike etc
Finally you have the power to not visit FF.
You have free will,use it.
1 missile from the Houthies and they’re all gone.
70’s tech.
I’m guessing in the last 50 years DARPA has cooked up some defenses that took into account “The Houthies”
Only if they can hop in the WayBack machine and go back in time 80 years.
They been gone for a long time.
were, not was . . .
Nope, was fits better
No, it doesn’t. The degradation of grammar parallels the decline of the West.
Isn’t English a “living language” subject to change?
(I’m not for ‘radical’ change, but small ones like the one above for which you seem to have grammar nazi sensitivities.)
yes technically, but that sort of incrementalism also gave us ebonics 🙂
IMO that’s the kind of ‘radical change’ I’m against.
It starts small and spreads by people being uneducated or too unintelligent to master a language. Even one they use every day of their lives.
Right! But try to short change them and they’ll show you that money maff isn’t that difficult.
The woman is not too bad, but who is that dude?
your brain on drugs comes to mind……..
In the same way that the Constitution is a “living document” that changes on the whim of those either ignorant of it or desiring to change it for their own motives. Find out why Samuel Johnson was commissioned to develop a dictionary of the English language.
Why bother even teaching English if it’s a “living language”? Y boter xpellin wurds teh same al teh time? Jes mak up langage f ur own ever day. wi r u soo sfgn&&@ about how oter peeeepl rite stough? MEBBE YOOo KiN jES c00mOoNkait 8y sine lingage like @”$?
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True.
Who ever heard of the term “babymomma” back in ’64?
I despise those type of new fangled terms
The new fangled terms are even worse than all the neologisms!
Dude, it’s a meme. I still text in full sentences.
Uploaded a meme about that here somewhere today 🥴
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Ned Beatty had the hardest part.
He had the most skin in the game and was involved up to the hilt..
Why concentrate on grammar?
Not understanding what was said can be a problem. Did you understand?
BBB is singular, so, “was”.
Seems that you are Projecting yourself into the Meme, sounds like you’re enjoying it on the bottom.
Hey boy. You look just like a hog
Just like a hog. Come here, piggy, piggy, piggy.
Come on, piggy, come on, piggy, Come, give me a ride, a ride. Hey, boy. . .
Get up and give me a ride.
Dear Hood Mama Corp.,
Your toy package should really include food stamps and a welfare cheque. No hood mama can exist without them.
Bob, that blue card is an EBT or SNAP card. Several hundred dollars that can be traded for other goods. Or Cheetos.
Bob’s old school. He doesn’t know they stopped food stamps for EBT cards.
That’s because, like a majority of us, he has never had to use one.
Neither did I.
Missing the white woman straight hair wig.
I remember a George Carlin joke:
“A man in Milwaukee was arrested yesterday for attempting to use food stamps to mail a watermelon”
One other suggestion: *”Hood daddy never included”
What do people do to celebrate Father’s Day in the hood? Inquiring minds want to know….
Beat up a old White man minding his own business?
The guns are included but it’s missing the Geo. Floyd doll.
Shouldn’t there be 6 or 7 babies?
welfare babies……..
Looks like the Fani Willis edition…..
That’s why Klaus is pushing bugs on us . . . to make us smart as wabbits.
Dear Mr. YourAverageJoe,
This is to inform you that a complaint has been filed against you for hate speech by an anonymous Canadian. You must appear before a human rights tribunal, where the foregone conclusion is “Guilty!” Meanwhile, please make out your cheque for $20,000 to a Mr. Bob P.
Justin (Castro) Trudeau
Well Bob, my only response to that is:
“Never ever do business in New York or with a New York based business.”
He doesn’t have to worry. He’s not human.
Eh, there’s more to the Haiti situation than is being reported.
That’s how most of us here do see him.
And more than to “our” gummint.
If the Dems steal the next election, too, she’ll be on the Supreme Court!
It’s not if but when. These people have done a deep dive on the voter rolls in America, there are hundreds of thousands of phantom voters on the rolls and the next election will be determined by about 15 counties nationwide. They have identified lots of vacant properties with hundreds of people registered at the addresses. Some are vacant lots, some are walmarts, Dollar General, places like that. They are working to straighten it out and appears to have some success. Apparently the way they are doing it is to question the address, that’s legal, it’s not legal to question a person’s right to vote. A small but important difference. https://www.omega4america.com/category/phantom-citizens/
The only time she earned her keep….
Willie Brown can attest to that……..he bought her a gold plated set of knee pads too…..
Whaddya mean if they steal it? The only way they won’t is if Trump gets the JFK treatment. Nothing has changed since 2020/22, if anything it’s worse. The commies already have everything in place ready to go
If I was on one of those social media aps, my friend count would be a large negative number.
were, not was . . .
Yes, the subjunctive. I dash these comments off and sometimes give short shrift to proper English.
Same here. Proudly avoided all but the Disqus account I chose to post images here and in small conservative Norwegian forums.
How to Find Where the Pretendians Live
https://www.unz.com/isteve/how-to-find-where-the-pretendians-live/
Spoiler alert: It’s located in . . .
. . . Washington, D.istrict of C.riminals
It isn’t?
How our women will look when they get enough of them here to win elections and impose Sharia Law.
The way most American women look these days, a burka might be in order.
I prefer fat shaming.
Thank God Hillary Clinton’s “Chairman Mao” collection didn’t get any traction either
Not most, just the leftists
Yours sooner than ours, Bob.
I don’t hafta do nothin’.
Do the WEF next, Jesus!
Then WHO, NATO, BIS, IMF, CFR, AIPAC . . .
Got to add the US Congress to this group…actually I’m for moving them up to the front of the list
Once again … driving out the money changers is badly needed …
Thinking it worthwhile to get the “need for cleavage” met ASAP this week…
Yeah ya did…..
Don’t see her drawing a bowstring
“Each new generation born is in effect an invasion of civilization by little barbarians, who must be civilized before it is too late.”
― Thomas Sowell, A Conflict of Visions: Ideological Origins of Political Struggles
Unfortunately we don’t have to imagine it.
Gotta remember that one.
As Jim likes to say, “It’s always them.”
Interesting that an Indian would say that. He was born in Bombay.
The 0: 46 mark. Look at ’em bounce !
That’s really funny!😆
Well, I could’ve said, “I’m not a Chink . . .” but that would make me a racist.
Well, Mr. Jackboot, if my choice is to date this thing or die, all I ask is to make my death as quick as possible.
We’ve got a new and massive egg shortage here (just in time for easter), so…
McBling Nuggets
No, but I’d cornhole that!
You have to open her box to find out which.
Ooof
On behalf of She Who Must… who is not here yet: down boy.
Awesome, Bob.
Be more like us. Kill as many people as you want, but act like you respect the climate as you do it!
John Kerry, one of the many traitors that just keeping showing up in our government.
Fucking idjit. I like the addition of the neck bolts
It’s a shame when I read the obits and some very nice people making a difference die at a young age and then there is America’s #1 gigolo who managed to get not one but two heiresses, this ignorant dirtbag who is just hanging on and causing trouble. At this point is he here just to make us laugh. Does anyone know that back in the early 1980’s he was managing a cookie store, homeless and sleeping in a Chrysler LeBaron in Boston? True story.
C’mon, can he really be this fkn stupid??
I really, really hate this son of a bitch
The level of stupid that has been running the country increases every decade.
I thought I was an extremist except I checked no to “aversion to alcohol”. Whew…that was close!
What about the porn??
I have no aversion to drugs, alcohol or pornography, am no big fan of physical fitness, am fine with all types of art so long as I only have to pay for what I wish to purchase, and my views would likely be tagged off the far right side of the chart…but I of course preferred to be measured on the Nolan Chart that puts me in the farthest libertarian corner.
I just want to be left the fuck alone.
True story
But as John Kerry would point out, Boeing is committed to reducing the carbon footprint by killing its passengers.
I am sure some people knew all about it
We had already been warned about it by the likes of Dr. Michael Yeadon … former head of R & D at PFE … among others …
Yuri Beznemov told us all long ago.
No excuses.
I knew. I was totally sick at heart, nauseous and in shell shock for two weeks having felt blindsided between breakfast and lunch after Trump’s lockdown decree Friday the 13th, March 2020 realizing the world I had enjoyed for decades had just died, a tyrannical future was barreling at me and the feeling of reality had completely changed to something else for good and my ‘leisure’ years had just turned into a new battleground.
For me it all ended one morning on Sept. 11, 2001.
Got back on the job and someone said a plane crashed into WTC.
I said someone’s in trouble.
When they said the second one hit,
I said “Someone just scored, ladies.
The party’s over.”
COVID was just the next in the long line of moguls on this downhill run.
911 was not even a surprise to me after decades of self educating about insidious historical underpinnings all around me getting more brazen, but I could always leave the evil ‘over there’ and keep my world mostly disconnected and tidy. 2020 was the first time the evil went full frontal and forced me to make choices and stand firm through a long and intense storm of attacks on those choices. That their long planned big domino push both failed so miserably and backfired was very revealing and empowering.
On Sept 10, 2001, I was excited that Rumsfeld had admitted that “the Pentagon is unable to account for 2.3 trillion dollars in spending.” With the exception of the National Debt, it was perhaps the first time I had heard of spending in the TRILLIONS. My thoughts? “WOW! This is BIG! I can’t wait to see how the MSM reacts to this tomorrow!” Well, of course the next day there was zero mention of the $2.3T. And then something hit the Pentagon. When I finally found out that the impact was right on the accounting section of the Pentagon and that the accountants had been killed and the records destroyed, then I finally understood just how evil the bastards are.
And here’s the likely next darker level of realization. Since every aspect of 911 was precisely preplanned/timed of course, what if they literally went to all that Pentagon attack trouble to both time the ‘2.3 trillion announcement’ to the day before destroying ‘something’ just to pretend it was the ‘said’ wing with destroyed records but of course they weren’t destroyed. I’d bet not even the hardware was in that location, but doesn’t matter, of course plenty of redundant backup has long been in the clouds friends.
The Day the Music Died, Nov. 22 1963.
If by “normal” you meant living as a brain dead tax paying battery in the Matrix then yeah.
But if you were black pilled a long while before 4 years ago, you know you had better be armed and ammoed up. The storm has been coming for decades.
No: Guam is smaller, like very small rocks, which float. Plus, America is held up at both edges by Mexico and Canada, and Canada’s REALLY big, plus frozen into place. Guam has no ice to help it stay put, like Canada.
And this is a fucking congressman. What’s worse, the people that allegedly vote for him are even dumber than Johnson.
Thanks for clearing that up.
In the weeks before final exams – held shortly after Independence Day (17th May) – H.S. Seniors here have massive celebrations / partying. It started out modest but the past 20-30 year or so a group of freshman friends will go together on either buying or renting a used bus which becomes the party bus. These are extremely well equipped, and total costs run easily above a quarter million dollars. Sound systems so loud you can hear them approach from up to two and half miles away – and of course the latest programmable lighting tech is a must.
This year one group got a lot of attention due to how they painted their bus. A prominent feminist group filed a complaint with the police but they held no crime has been committed. This is their bus, affectionately named “Pubben” (the pub). I’ve had to make the image nipple-compliant for ya, sorry.
If you’re fine with that in public, better quit bitching about cartoon porn in middle school libraries.
So HS seniors are buying/renting something like that? Damn, how times have changed.
While dastardly white man was inventing everything, black man was stretching his bottom lip.
They invented the phrase “Don’t give me no lip!”
All these years, I thought that was a place to rest your balls
Because of their diminutive size, Catholic Priests have been ordered to break up communion wafers before giving them to Pygmies.
Just one question: WHY?
Now I want some.
Workss for me!
I have seen a lot of bun garlic bread.
Ditto.
Guilty.
Nope
TWFYSU!!
they Will fuCk youR sHitUp
Let me guess; grandma’s a hood mama.
A hood granmama.
at the age of 26
Nope, she survived the FIRST GREAT DEPRESSION in the dust bowl.
Dalrymple on the proposed Barack Obumbum Chicago temple:
To add further insult, a spook alderman wants to rename Columbus Dr in Chicago after Obama (Columbus Dr is along the lakefront, just west of Lake Shore Dr, which was also recently renamed after the first settler, who was black – so Chimpcongo has always been black). Obama already has I-55 in the southwest suburbs named after him – how many more friggin’ highways & streets & schools have to be named after him?
All of them? Will make giving direction difficult.
What a mysterious smile she has.
I thought the guy on the side of the bus was doing that.
I went to school with a Lisa that was definitely “bone-worthy.”
Colorado Artist is Jealous. We love your work best CA, no worries.
Why is there a dog skeleton posing in the “Bonea Lisa?”
Several painful reminders of how much life can hurt when you are stupid. That picnic table fail…
FF #500! Woo!
Just suffered a system lockup and crash – after reinstalling a Linux O/S last weekend.
Weird, but I’m glad to be back.
~ SoH
linux is the best!
Probably, but it’s taking more effort to learn it’s command line interface than it did DOS (1.x) back in the day.
worth the effort just to be free from MS.
and that false security that Mac OS “offers”
Pic straight from early 2000’s LAN party
So, you mean no man is desperate and blind enough to have you?