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Obbledy
Obbledy
  Administrator
March 24, 2024 9:36 am

HAS NO BUSINESS NEAR A COURTROOM!
I wouldn’t let her walk my dog!

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
March 24, 2024 10:00 am

Typical nigger-think.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The Central Scrutinizer
March 24, 2024 4:57 pm

That’s more female think than anything else.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
March 24, 2024 6:02 pm

D..idn’t
E..arn
I…t

beau
beau
  Administrator
March 24, 2024 1:16 pm

she is where she is because she is black, female, dumb as a fence post and no one will utter a word about this ‘strong black woman’ no matter how stupid she reveals herself to be. that’s amerika: style over substance.

fujigm
fujigm
  beau
March 24, 2024 1:59 pm

She doesn’t even have style, Beau.
Female and black checks the boxes.
Dumb as a bag of hammers was a bonus.

Simplicus Carpenteria
Simplicus Carpenteria
  fujigm
March 24, 2024 9:16 pm

I think he meant DEI is the political fashion of the moment for the loony leftard contingent .

A9racer
A9racer
  Administrator
March 24, 2024 11:10 am

Separated those with a strong grip from the weak pansies who fell off, suffered head trauma and became Democrats

Bauls
Bauls
  A9racer
March 26, 2024 4:46 pm

Most of us that managed to be thrown off never became democrats. We all just stays rednecks and rubbed some dirt on it

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Administrator
March 24, 2024 5:40 pm

The ones we played on did not have the steel plate and you could get in the middle to push. A friend found out that was a good way to break your leg on the last day of school. His summer was spent in a cast.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  TN Patriot
March 24, 2024 6:13 pm

My elementary school had a MASSIVE jungle gym that was at least 20 feet high, 15 feet wide 40 feet long and had a long platform at the top with 2 firepoles on either end that you slid down to the bottom. Dozens of broken bones over the years from the uncoordinated rag dolling themselves down through the bars. HUGE swings that were actually terrifying. More dozens torn and maimed trying to fly the furthest onto pea gravel. Several “Not so merry” go rounds like the one pictured where injuries were the rule, not the exception. Zero shits were given…..Until Comet Nanny State swooped too close and it all went extinct in an instant.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Colorado Artist
March 24, 2024 7:53 pm

Our monkey bars were probably 10′ high and no platform, but we did have some pretty tall swings that we would bail out of at maximum height. Also some teeter-totters that would slam your butt into the ground if the lower person bailed at an inopportune time. The playground was no place for pussies and I loved it.

When I was in 7th grade, a friend had a bike accident and got a concussion while riding another guy’s bike and the family decided to sue the bike owner’s parents & the manufacturer. The lawyer called me to ask some questions and my Dad insisted on being on the line. The lawyer kept trying to get me to say the bike was dangerous and I insisted that the kid did a stupid thing and got hurt. My Dad told the lawyer to pound sand after the 2nd time asking me the same question.

That was pretty much the same time that all of the playground equipment began to change. We can thank the lawyers for taking away some awesome experiences for the generations that followed.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
March 24, 2024 4:58 pm

Unlike Princess Di,she doesn’t appear to be a total neurotic airhead.

Simplicus Carpenteria
Simplicus Carpenteria
  Anonymous
March 24, 2024 9:21 pm

Thats funny cuz I always asked myself ” well maybe Di was just a huge pain in the ass attention ho “of course she was the media darling and so the narrative reflected that . You don’t have to like the Royals to entertain the possibility .

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
March 24, 2024 5:00 pm

PETA is mostly under medicated neurotic women who need a good stiffie.

Paul V
Paul V
  Anonymous
March 24, 2024 9:21 pm

Except no sane man would get within ten feet of the fat wobblers.

Simplicus Carpenteria
Simplicus Carpenteria
  Anonymous
March 24, 2024 9:22 pm

People Eating Tasty Animals .

A9racer
A9racer
  Administrator
March 24, 2024 11:11 am

$22.63

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
March 26, 2024 7:19 pm

https://home.treasury.gov/policy-issues/coronavirus/assistance-for-american-families-and-workers/economic-impact-payments

Starting in March 2020, the Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security Act (CARES Act) provided Economic Impact Payments of up to $1,200 per adult for eligible individuals and $500 per qualifying child under age 17. The payments were reduced for individuals with adjusted gross income (AGI) greater than $75,000 ($150,000 for married couples filing a joint return). For a family of four, these Economic Impact Payments provided up to $3,400 of direct financial relief.

The COVID-related Tax Relief Act of 2020, enacted in late December 2020, authorized additional payments of up to $600 per adult for eligible individuals and up to $600 for each qualifying child under age 17.

Starting in March 2020
enacted in late December 2020

2020

2020

2020!!!!!!

fujigm
fujigm
  Administrator
March 24, 2024 2:01 pm

This.^^^^^^^
It is not sarcasm.
Everyone who is “documented” has chosen to be so.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
March 24, 2024 5:04 pm

I loooove to hear black people complaining that money is being spent on illegals instead of them. I always asked them if they voted for that.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
March 24, 2024 10:03 am

Bud Light no doubt.

fujigm
fujigm
  Administrator
March 24, 2024 2:02 pm

Starbucks doesn’t sell coffee.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
March 24, 2024 10:03 am

Yeah. It’s a weird one all right, but we ARE in it.

Horseless Headsman
Horseless Headsman
  Administrator
March 24, 2024 11:32 am

If you need help –

“See ya later….”

Knothing
Knothing
  Horseless Headsman
March 24, 2024 12:27 pm

… interspecies relationship.”

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Horseless Headsman
March 24, 2024 5:42 pm

“After while…”

Obbledy
Obbledy
  TN Patriot
March 24, 2024 9:04 pm

Platypus?

Obbledy
Obbledy
March 24, 2024 9:34 am

Vindman is TRAITOROUS,TREASONOUS SCUM!!!….I HOPE A BUS FINDS HIM!!!

beau
beau
  Obbledy
March 24, 2024 1:20 pm

that makes two of us.

Obbledy
Obbledy
March 24, 2024 9:42 am

So it seems most of these cartoonists think the destruction of Western Civilization is somehow funny……..
They will rue the day …….but not because of me…….

RedGranite
RedGranite
  Obbledy
March 24, 2024 10:35 am

Sometimes I laugh to keep from crying.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  RedGranite
March 24, 2024 6:24 pm

Clown World is hilarious.

I laugh at it constantly while I’m cleaning my guns.

fujigm
fujigm
  Obbledy
March 24, 2024 2:04 pm

The destruction of Western Civ is inevitable.
Just like every civilization before it.
May as well make light of it.
Had to happen sometime.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  fujigm
March 24, 2024 5:09 pm

I have an 18 year old grandson. He tells me that Gen Z young men have a new motto. ” Well,fuck it.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Obbledy
March 24, 2024 5:07 pm

It’s actually quite funny. Drowning is only stressful when you are still trying to survive.Once you accept the inevitable,you can just smile and watch the pretty bubbles.

T4C
T4C
March 24, 2024 12:21 pm

🤣

Walter
Walter
  T4C
March 24, 2024 1:05 pm

Xunt!

beau
beau
  T4C
March 24, 2024 1:22 pm

stupid, meet enabled.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 24, 2024 12:53 pm

Ukraine is winning !
Snake Island – Russian warship go F__ yourself !
Ghost of Kiev is hero !

And now ….. Isis attacks Moscow !

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Anonymous
Anonymous
March 24, 2024 12:58 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
March 24, 2024 6:26 pm

That “terror suspect” is an actor playing a part in the CIA/Mossad production.
He and his fellow actors were left alive to play their parts for us.
Bravo!

The criminal alien invaders here will be following orders from DC
when they turn their DC supplied guns on us. Best be ready to shoot back.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 24, 2024 12:59 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
March 24, 2024 1:04 pm

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Anonymous
March 24, 2024 2:13 pm

My first thought upon hearing about the attack in Moscow – I think ISIS hasn’t been “relevant” since Trump first took office.

k31
k31
  Jackie Puppet
March 24, 2024 3:29 pm

It has always been mercs paid and led by Mossad and CIA.

Simplicus Carpenteria
Simplicus Carpenteria
  k31
March 24, 2024 9:31 pm

Those ” moderate rebels “that Mcstain and Miss Lindsey were so intent on arming as a proxy against the Assad regime .Same clown faggotry different day , color revolutions.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 24, 2024 1:06 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
March 24, 2024 1:19 pm

Prophetic in light of recent happenings.

Matthew Bracken
@Matt_Bracken
Feb 24th 2024
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Edited
From Tunisia to Italy shouting “Allah Akbar”.
Please watch the video at the link with the sound up.

When the armed war phase begins, and there are Bataclans every day, Europe’s TRAITOR ELITES, who welcomed the invaders, will all say, “Oh, we had NO IDEA this was going to happen!”
There must be no forgiveness of the TRAITORS who opened to door for the invaders.
@WRSA

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Anonymous
Anonymous
March 24, 2024 1:58 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 24, 2024 5:13 pm

You just KNOW that the broad on the right has a hyphenated last name,and is some man’s ex-wife.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
March 24, 2024 6:32 pm

And 26 cats in a subsidized apartment in Berkeley

Simplicus Carpenteria
Simplicus Carpenteria
  Colorado Artist
March 24, 2024 9:35 pm

And an “advanced degree “in some absurd “studies “program or another its all brainwashing bullshit in other words .

Paul V
Paul V
  Anonymous
March 24, 2024 9:25 pm

Some WOMAN’s ex wife

T4C
T4C
March 24, 2024 2:45 pm
T4C
T4C
March 24, 2024 4:51 pm

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  T4C
March 24, 2024 5:48 pm

17-0, so far.

T4C
T4C
March 24, 2024 4:51 pm

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T4C
T4C
March 24, 2024 4:52 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  T4C
March 24, 2024 5:44 pm

Or this hero …

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TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Anthony Aaron
March 24, 2024 7:58 pm

Kyle spoke at the University of Memphrica this week. Of course, he was heckled and had a difficult time getting his message out, but claims there were quite a few supporters there, as well. Charlie Kirk, his sponsor, has filed a discrimination complaint against the U of M for the way they handled to event.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 24, 2024 4:55 pm

My last company started to resemble Boeing. Quality control was in the toilet,but we were A++ on diversity and inclusion. Our female managers saw to that.

T4C
T4C
March 24, 2024 5:12 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
March 24, 2024 9:43 pm

The cute side of coronahoax depop:

GIANT microbes Coronavirus COVID-19 Stuffed Animal
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https://www.macgill.com/products/education-material/models/giantmicrobes-coronavirus-covid-19-stuffed-animal.html

The Omicron variant is also available:
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https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/omicron.html

And a dead one:
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https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/dead-covid.html

And a plush vaccine toy:
https://a2zscience.com/product/plush-covid-19-vaccine/
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Be the first kid on your block to collect the whole set of variants! Makes a great stocking stuffer (or blood vessel stuffer):
https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=f8e627ae2765b515&q=GIANTmicrobes+Coronavirus+COVID-19+Stuffed+Animal&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=sinvbmtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjY_KyFp46FAxUrvokEHcT4B74Q0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=1163&bih=501&dpr=1.65

Seriously, fuck these scumbags. What’s next – plush Teddy bacteria?

Bauls
Bauls
  Anonymous
March 26, 2024 8:43 pm

F. Em all, seems like problem has been solved.. also don’t forget to shoot them on the way out