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canadian pecker heads in parliment
I liken them to performing seals clapping their flippers.
You people are insane. Thank you.
We know, and you’re welcome.
No such thing as debt, if you have the ability to print your own fiat currency. Just screwy accounting gimmicks.
In last week’s poll, Friday Fail denizens showed a clear preference for the status quo, supporting Jim’s laissez-faire approach to FF; 91% said FF should have no limits. With that definitive result, there’s not much need to delve further into the results, but since I asked about three types of posts here–pictures of women, comments, and feelgood entries–I should mention the results. In each case pluralities wanted no change. Of those favoring change, slim majorities wanted no/fewer pictures of women, comments, and feel-good posts.
From the point of view of a commenter, there’s now far too much to even attempt a comment on most gifs/pictures/memes, but so what? The gifs/pictures/memes are inherently entertaining, and most generate some fun comments. I will say that, as someone who’s been doing this for several years, it gets more challenging, as time passes, to think of a clever or funny response that I haven’t used before on similar posts. Saying a breaching whale is Rosie O’Donnell out fishing or a six-foot-long sandwich is Chris Christie’s appetizer is only funny once, if that. Very often I have to reject my first or second or third impulse to type something I hope is clever or funny because I’ve said it before.
But, we commenters poke along because ridiculing TPTB is critical to our continued sanity, because it’s fun, because we like the challenge of trying to outdo each other, and because we like the company here.
Bob, don’t forget, many of us here are old geezers…next week, that repeated reply will be heard for the first time and funny again!! Hehe.
Now, what was your name again?
I look forward to the comments as much as the posts, so keep em coming.
If one has just found the site …it’s fresh and new to them.
Besides, all comments/memes lets you see how other people think and up/down votes let people know what flies or flops.
Whatever annoys Paragon is good with me!
Forgive me please if this is a repeat from last week.
(I forgot if I discovered it here or elsewhere…)
LMFAO!!!
It certainly fits me to the Tee. Laughing!
Maybe me, too. But that upgrade was 51 years ago, so a lot of older files have been erased to make more space for newer items.
Priceless!
Here’s how men, even those at the very top really think.
“Mr. President, it is absolutely critical we tread carefully in our fight against terrorism. We cannot act rashly and irresponsibly. Bombing Syria merely to look like we’re taking action against terrorists is a fatally flawed strategy that will most certainly end up undermining our reputation, fomenting terrorism in the long run and getting our nation stuck in a quag . . . Oh, would you look at the ass on her. What I wouldn’t give to munch on that.”
the Levis brand McHappy Meal.
And ironically she can make the now 2nd best thing whilst donning the new 1st best thing. Win win!
Nope, Levis is so WOKE that it would be a hairy man’s ass they were made for. F Levis.
Yes, not only would they market it to dick-smokers, they would probably even name it as you suggested: “F**k Levis”!
Created by Doctor & microbiologist to test fart contamination ONLY
Dang! Sorry Wood. Posted before I saw your reply.
Ready for that petri dish…
I wish I was having sex while posting this…
If you were posting this while having sex … I think it’s time you checked into a place for some serious re-evaluation of your priorities …
Truth.
can you type with your left hand ?
I am Left handed, I’m typing with my Right, don’t make me miss a beat or I will put down the keyboard, focus now, focus.
If I were having sex now…hell, if I expected to have sex any time this…YEAR, I wouldn’t be posting now.
Memories!
One handed?
But, take our word for it, 30 years from now it will be 1.32 degrees hotter, and we’ll all die!
(Not quite schadenfreude…
. . . what do you call it when you laugh at a dark, twisted, ignorant propagandized truth?)
…unless you let us pass this new “one time” tax that will expertly allow us to alter a unknown number of infinitely incomprehensible complex systems that have self regulated for millennia.
I pulled one of those out of the dryer lint trap yesterday.
was so enjoying the thought of a Levis McHappy Meal, saw this, now my pecker fainted !
What? You never enjoyed the (bigtime) joys that come with a big tiddy goth girlfriend?(If you get the chance, I’d strongly recommend taking advantage of it…)
Surprised at the down votes, you never can tell.
true, have to give her points for her beauty, appearing tat-less, and shapely figure,
but it’s the dark vibe corpse thing i just can’t get past.
to each his own,
cheers
Okay, but THIS one is AI.
Didn’t even wash up on the beach
If it did it’d have crabs, stay away
Looks like my girlfriend’s girlfriend…
She’s not really Goth because she has no visible tattoos.
I like what I see there.
Yeah, that’s seems more like role playing fun
My big-tiddy goth ex-chickie (of about six years) had no tattoos – and would NEVER even consider one. She wanted “perfect body, perfect love, perfect sex.” Tattoos would ruin a perfect body according to her and her friends.
(God how I miss her sometimes…
. . . but I was legit a few years too old for her in the long run.)
Black, White, Yellow, Brown…they’re all PINK in the middle!
You’ve taken the words right out of my mouth!
Same with the nigger-ball players…
ALL jocks …
Very Swift meme
I say Don’t Sing, Don’t Act… just shut up and go away
I used to laugh at people who used closed captions, now its rare I don’t turn it on (sad face)
It’s useful during Teams meetings that should not even be happening.
Always use CC for shows made in England, because, hey, those people don’t speak American.
No , you give up your seat then its on them to figure it out brief case man. Hopefully there are two more people riding on this public transportation conveyance with some sense of chivalry left as well .
Set the example, hopefully others will follow. offer your seat.
None of them. Look at the angry, entitled expressions on all of their faces. I would gladly give any of them my seat, but not if they just assume they are entitled to it.
This^
Yes, almost my same reaction: “None of them deserve it. But be nice. Set your briefcase down and offer to hold the baby.”
Well, broken foot guy is a NO because he probably broke it doing something stupid. Baby lady better learn how to suffer now, because kids are monsters. And old lady is a no because she reminds me of my mother, and she was a pain in the ass.
Not even a question. You will not find me on public transport ever. For any reason. Unless we are all going to “reeducation camp”
Yeah, but then the government will just start fudging the purchasing power stats, too. Just accept that everything they tell you is a lie.
Are you still expecting them to tell the truth starting NOW?
Statistics are like a whore. Once you get them down, you can make them do pretty much anything you want.
You seem to think that there is a difference between the psychedelic experience and the divine awakening. Leary and Cohen’s evaluation of both the Tibetan and Egyptian books of the dead say otherwise. The commentary from the Marharishi Mahesh Yogi to the Beatles after taking LSD would also suggest otherwise.
That’s not psychedelics. That’s math.
Come on Bob P, you’re getting slow. Was waiting for your “I just want to be a bicycle seat” response.
Maybe he’s taking a little time to make sure he’s not repeating / recycling prior hilarious comments about similar pix?
Yeah, I think I probably said something like that several years back..
Hey, I missed you in my first post today. Here you go:
ILuvCO2 has everything he needs to be an amazing success—except any discernible talent. 🙂
Bob, glad to see you matured and are past all the foolishness
Bob, you should write a book: Insults for All Occasions. lol
And just like that, my automatic became a stick shift.
Yeah, judging by their work, no modern corporate journalist is educated beyond the fifth grade.
Your body must work for the government.
Substitute shits with problems and you have defined humanity.
your bf is a fag.
get off your ass.
ditch the computer.
gather the change, buy some drinking glasses, a pitcher, some lemons & sugar.
this is opportunity time blondie, not pity me i’m a victim time.
Blondie: “Are you kidding? With today’s government?”
Blondie: …
Blondie: “I’d do better on the dole and begging next to this sign than I’d EVER earn after licensing and permits from the government – and this is taxfree income too.”
if there was an update to this cartoon it might likely be an awkward orthographic projected view of SoH wearing a flamboyant Stetson, a large Peacock feather tucked in the band, sporting multiple gold chains with his shirt collar spread overtop a hickory brown corduroy sport jacket, sitting in the driver’s seat of a 1970 lime green Grand Torino with purple velvet trim, while Blondie, leaning in the rolled down passenger window, her stiletto heals supporting knock kneed twiggy legs, asks for a bigger allowance.
; )
Pretty close there, H20…
. . . except I wouldn’t be caught dead in a lime green car.
Being it’s a Grand Torino makes it tempting, just not enough so. Make it neon green and I’d “begrudgingly” play the part.
(IRL In the next couple of years I hope to disappear completely off-grid in a self sufficient 40 ft sailboat…)
That Gran Torino has to be a 72
Remember all the unemployed blue collar workers who were told “learn to code!”?
Now that management is being laid off, the new advice should be “learn to ho!”.
Interpret sign ” I have no thinking skills and AI sucks”
Never thought a steak sauce would be so guilty!
So mugging and murdering are still okay?
Nooky, a lovely word.!
When used often
There’s me thinking it was “farting”
It’s been a while!
fk me if that isn’t the three leafed plant of itchy scratchy oozy fun !
And ain’t nobody have access to atleast a pellet gun?
Yeah, but has he ever drunk 24 beers in 12 hours then puked five times in the next 12? I have!
Not much to do up there in the great white north?
That was two weeks ago when you were missing
waiting for the next update where we see Jonny wearing skirt & heels sitting in the US Congress.
And a Freemason, you forgot that.
I’m in for the brunch booze and sex thinking!
Wouldn’t that qualify as cruelty to animals?
No.
Cats are immune to salmonella.
and commies.
Yeah, but at least you have a car, too, lady.
No you don’t…..No…you…don’t.
Oh no!!! Husband meant in the Walmart personal lube section, remember?
If a guy is in the tampon aisle… hes in the wrong F**K’n store.
In addition to this being another good reason to not buy electric vehicles – that is if you care for pedestrians – it seems that DMol failed to publish a pix of an actual electric car.
I went to an Electric grand prix some 5 years ago now. The only thing that you hear is the cars braking, very strange experience.
What did the other two fans think about it?
now he can stick a little crumpled black stickman decal on the side of his car like the fighter planes did in ww2 !
That guy was probably trying to steal it.
… his homies are about to jump the driver !
Mission Accomplished??
Pull out the jumper cable and HIT HIM… AGAIN…
Not sure that would be much different from sleeping with my wife. Ha! Don’t forget to tip your waitress.
Ouch!
(I’ll leave it at that…
. . . again.)
If she is reading this, you are done for this year.
Can’t be cut off if she don’t know where hes get’n it…
wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean
Just Chill Bob P
As a boy I remember the food appeals well. Nothing changed only their populations grew.That is on us!
Having started out in a parochial elementary school, it was always about “The Pagan Babies”. Two or three times a year, they’d pass around the hat. Over those eight years, my class must’ve adopted half the nation of Somalia and Ethiopia combined.
Nope.
Bill Gates gave all you little african bunnies a jab so you won’t have kids.
Instead you’ll be invited into western countries to rob & murder and then starve.
We need to send pallets of SPAM to Gaza……….
I blame Sally Struthers for this!
It will never make sense to me why these idiots continue to have kids that just starve.
They don’t sleep with refrigerator doors
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
So climate change is zohnerism. Cool.
As was the plandemic.
People are dumb.
They’re out and out stupid. FIFY
Shut up you homo sapiens.
Some funny guy, that I can’t remember his name, did it on a college campus and got almost every one to ban it. We must ban this chemical! We are finding it in all our rivers, lakes and oceans!!
He also did one where he asked college kids to make it illegal to steal bald eagle eggs because they are an endangered species. Once they all signed yes to that, he asked them to sign one to ban abortion of human babies…….
Used religiously by the left.
This should also be required of all the male creeps claiming they are women. They still wouldn’t be women, but at least they put their balls where their mouth was (like their vice-president).
One other anatomy part should be included in there
Gotta have some skin in the game
Start at the neck
dude you ought to ‘ave added some sound track with that…
Sounds like class warfare … and we’ve seen where that leads …
I wouldn’t brag about that, girl.
it was the girl that posted it
The comma indicates RNT knew it was the girl that posted that comment.
And the bastard has at least another year and a half to finish us off.
Have no fear, TPTB have already got his successor planned, just like here in ‘murica Fuck Ya
Bob, I have to get some beer and lottery tickets. I hope I win before he does.
Visit Friday Fail, pal. We’re the opposite of gay.
I thought we where quite happy here
After your Honorary Roast, quite happy, Toast
You a groomer?
FINALLY that’s been straightened out!
Well that’s it for my first round of uploads.
Will be back in a bit – after I charge my keyboard a bit, make another drink, have a smoke and get to a few other images I’ve QA’d yet…
Meanwhile, the look this lovely lady gives us reminds of how things used to be when I was her age (or younger,) and then immediately realized I was about to be given a great time…
Wow, milkmaid at a dairy?
When she see’s what you are packing
Feelin’ a bit ‘…more happening’ (LOL) and have a few more contributions to upload…
The real reason why Xi wants to invade Taiwan; Pooh’s hungry,
Holy Cow, this isn’t India. This cow is just trying to stay off the menu.
Wag-You?
Those rando boners are a real problem when a teen…
. . . but this is the worst case I’ve heard about.
Well, she just said “It looks like he’s really packin’ !”
Now (SHE) is pregnant
This is merely a proposal from 3 UK teens at a science fair …
https://time.com/3935464/std-sensitive-condoms/
That’s funny!!
As for forgiveness for showering with your daughter, you’ll have to take that up with God, but I don’t like your chances.
An ex of mine – long ago – can attest to this being the truth, once it’s 3 or more days a week…
. . . no wonder she’s an ex.
Whaaaaat ?? Toad won ?! who knew ?
So the lizard people do exist?
Nice form!
Beat me to it, Tigger.
Fine form, darling. Nice swing, too.
Wouldn’t mind turning a Paige with her. Oh yeah!!
An example of a person who thinks voting their favourite politician will change things for the better.
Dano S … is this really you ? i didn’t know you were so handsome, nor so talented in theatrical arts !
; )
This just in: Obbledy loses fight to his shadow.
He is just fighting am imaginary person like bidet shakes hands with imaginary people.
I wonder if this town recycles waste water (including sewage)…
Can be found inside Dairy Queen next to the Ice Cream sign “Chocolate Swirl”
It’s a gusher! We tapped into the swamp in Washington DC.
What my ass feels like every morning around 7am………
right after that first cup of coffee
Today’s outdoor lab at jungle bunnie uni-deiversity: momentum & applied torque via gravity.
Tomorrows class at the lake will be discussing buoyancy, and thin sheet metal riveting.
Failed to let the laptop die and accidental death…
I throw a flag on this video…who wouldn’t drop the bottle water to catch the laptop?
Also who would fling it out the window when someone was walking up to take it by hand?
Fake.
Nice Lambo, however.
She was the first athlete to compete solo and still lose.
Hey Gen Z…..this is what losing looks like..no trophy either…..
Lazy FAIL.
Inshallah, our time has come. Sundress Season has arrived!
Hooray!