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At first I thought, ‘Ah crap, not another pussy,’ but then I thought, ‘Big improvement.’
Yeah they just fuck your shit up in small managable doses
I was worried
No one would
Finish the Joke
They don’t call them ‘Ships of the Desert’ for nothing!
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
oops
Joe Camel, Smokin’ hot on the ladies. One hump or two?
Escape from New York fight scene far better motivation.
I can tell that is photoshopped because Mammy Crockett is a lot more like a ghettopotomus than that picture has her being.
Probably closer to the truth right now than I (and many others) would care to admit…
If this were in Manhattan the rent would still be $5 grand per month.
MD’s will be glad to tell you Big pHarma has a pill for that, but can’t do anything about fixing the actual problem.
I would NOT have wanted to be the crane operator called in to place the support beams after the initial collapse.
They stole the support beams from the back of the building
But, Dad, didn’t you learn anything from what Mom did to you? If my future wife suddenly changes her mind she’ll get the kids and half of everything I worked my life for.
Okay a little late to the party today.
I remember flying back when smoking was allowed and drinks were free, the plane was forced to circle, Everyone got a another drink. The pilot came on and said we can circle for 10 more minutes then have to divert. 8 Minutes later, he announced we would be landing as planned and the whole plane erupted in cheers. Awe, the good ole days….
I remember those days, back in the 90’s I flew to Mexico every other week for a couple of years for work. In the last 10 rows of the plane, smoking was allowed. Why that was, I don’t know. You could smell the smoke through the whole plane. But that sure was the party back there!
The good old days!
My favorite of the Iranian memes.
nope.
we need to incarcerate all these families and abolish taxation.
There are countries that tend toward that sort of tyranny … maybe you’d like to try living in one of them.
i do, north of you, in canookland.
fair enough AA, so allow me to elaborate: i think Henry Ford said it best – to stop war you take all the wealthiest yid families and lock them up. (paraphrasing but you get the picture).
or am i mistaken ?
Pretty sure you misspelled incinerate, but nice try.
the problem there would be decreasing marginal utility with respect to energy conservation and high than estimated cycle times.
; )
We really really need to impose term limits on politicians and institute severe restrictions on campaign donations to end the power of billionaires to bribe the pricks.
The billionaires and their bribes exert virtually zero control compared with that from aipac and the adl and countless pro-zionist/pro-jewish PACs …
We already have term limits. The voters can impose the end of a politicans term of office any time they want by recall or voting them out. But they don’t.
The ugly truth is, too many voters are just as corrupt as the politicians. Corrupt voters and corrupt politicians have a symbiotic relationship. These a**holes aren’t stying in office for 20-30-40 years without voter approval.
You just made another case for actual term limits.
I recall doing the math 2 or 3 years ago from published information … if the US were to confiscate all of the wealth of all of the US billionaires, it would run the US Government for all of about 6 months …
No, we need real election reform. How about amending the Constitution to require that you can only contribute to the candidates you can vote for? NO PAC money, NO Union money, NO Hollywierd money (except for their own candidates). NO Corporate money.
You want to get elected? Raise the funds from the voters in your area. That will REALLY make all politics local!
I’ve advocated this for years. Nobody listens.
Agreed, it’s a start. There’s some good ideas in the comments.
I have a meme somewhere, it goes along the lines of
” Good people don’t want to rule other people” hence why we end up with the types of government that we have.
and why why why is it always MY cart at the grocery store ?
it looks brand until halfway through the door it transforms into the “look at me and my fk’d up squeeking grinding clunking cart of shame ” !
you’ll only be able to afford to the fill the little hand baskets soon anyway…they don’t squeak…
My local supermarket got all new carts a few months ago. It’s like heaven. But the handbaskets disappeared last year. NJ banned non-recyclable bags, so people were stealing them when they forgot to bring bags.One day, all the baskets and their racks were just…gone. Never came back. Became a serious profit drain.
Also, looks like the progression (actually regression) of leading ladies in Hollywood.
I’m still trying to figure out what the Predator has to do with the other ladies.
what am I missing??
I saw Olivia de’Haviland’s boobs in 9th grade
Memories: the round channel changer.
But the three choices for programs we had were all better than the 300 choices we have now.
ooo… fancy.
We had 2.. black and white, and a coat hanger to get a less snowy image.
I forgot about the coat hanger!!!
I thought planned parenthood put them out of work, wire hangers that is…
Peace, L.
Can’t do coat hangers anymore, they are made out of plastic.
Growing up in Texas, I could never figure out why it was snowing in Texas Stadium and the Astrodome in October during every game. Watching the Packers or the Vikings, I could never tell if the coat hanger needed adjustment or it was actually snowing.
I remember how joyful we where when we got a fourth
True enough, 100’s of channels and nothing worth watching.
Our Family always had a remote channel changer, dad would yell, one of us boys would get up and change the damn channel!
And don’t turn the dial too fast,
When the knob came off we put a pair of vice grips on it.
Social media, the death of privacy.
Damn ink!
Two red flags: tattoos and red hair
Well, I know it’s not me. Does that narrow it down?
More. They want more.
It’s several things and they vary. But money is always at or very near the top.
jerry garcia?
Above: 2019
Below: 2024
Sad.
Did someone reposses the windows?
I am thinking it is a more likely a mural that someone painted, it it isn’t AI generated
I’m okay with this!
Only one? Pussy.
He’s a murikan so some leeway given.
Also it looks to be an ale so the foam alone will likely kill him.
I’d have to drink that one while standing at the urinal.
For sure, no sleep that night!
Memories…..great fun.
For those who don’t know… you put a ‘cap’ in them, then throw then against something hard, and listen to them explode. BTW, they don’t explode when you throw them against your older sister, who will then get you grounded… or so I hear.
I’ve got a real one, NOT plastic, solid cast zink I believe.
Peace, L.
The metal ones lasted longer. Put 10+ caps in these and you might blow them apart.
It was way more fun being a kid back then.
Thanks Bud
IMHO
Or . . . what 30 years has wrought/rotted.
Yup a nice before/after
What sunglasses?
In her left hand… keep looking
Aren’t those the new prescription Anti-Psychotic Ofuckital lenses?
Doesn’t matter if it’s TV or the Innerwebs, You will get your FDA recommended daily dose of Fearporn.
I worked with a lot of people who lived in China in the past. Became good friends with several of them. They asked why do Americans watch the news? Nobody in China watches the news because we all know it is total propaganda. Why do Americans not understand that?
It’s beyond me, give us a shout when you have an answer.
Always keep people in fear.
Doesn’t go to the pool to get her hair wet, OK fine…
still love planes even at my age.
What’s age got to do with it?
Boys never really grow up!
I’ve been in love with this aircraft since first sight.
The Blackbird was a cool concept, but an incredibly terrible design. The U2 is still in use today, pretty much 24/7 365. It can accomplish the same function at a fraction of the cost.
The U2 cannot outrun missiles fired at it.
Ask Francis Gary Powers
We have satellites to monitor areas with those resources. The U2 is used all the time everywhere else.
They still letting Bono fly it?
They are incredible – even though they’re “not” currently being used … heh heh.
Those beauties used to fly right over my ranch ……… not that long ago …… if you know what I mean.
Wasn’t rando. He saw the fine bum just above.
I learned from tv, that if it lasts more than four hours he should see a doctor.
Chemsex excepted…
4 hours! I take my hat off to you!
Us Blue Bloods find this quite trite.
My favorite town is Homewithbootsoff.
Bob P is so right with his monologue, humor died from leftism and wokism.
We lived through the best of years and only now realize it,.
Pretty close: I’d move irony down and illogical humour up, and put a quick wit at the top. I’m not sure what paradox means in this context. The dictionary definition “A statement that is self-contradictory or logically untenable,” is what I think of as illogical (or silly) humour. I try a lot of that in FF, but it seldom gets a great response. Puns, which I agree are at the base, do much better here. (This is not to suggest people who like puns have a lesser sense of humour–we like what we like.)
If I said you were just having fun with words, would U meme that against me?
Puns are the lowest form of humor… unless you think of it first.
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Well, at the top, they depict a pair of doctors (smart, white coats sporting stethoscopes flailing about) walking aimlessly in circles up a square and dimensionally impossible staircase.
Thereby actually resorting to putting a pun at the top along with several of the “lower” forms: irony, ilogical……. except the cats. I don’t get the cats What with the cats?
Hierarchy of Humor not understood by Liberals because most humor is at their expense
I’m good with anything that makes me smile, laugh, or spit coffee!
Well… even a blind hog will find an acorn eventually.
A subject dear to my heart.
let him.
he’s the tofu of bacon, bacon lite.
His response would be
Thank You, Sir, May I have Another!
Put A Sock In It, Boy, Or Else You’ll Be Outta Here Like S*** Through A Goose.
: )
wait, another living in the past.
I swear one of these days
I will have a real shit
stunningly attractive, Tigs.
The eyes….
Page 2-7: Why men suck
Page 8: How to attract a man
Women receiving mixed messages?
I thought they only gave them!
It’s not a coincidence.
Oh, that’s what Trump meant by, “Stormy’s going down.”
He only hires the very best people.
C’mon, baby.
Say hi to Mr. Microphone!
nah, too many insurance issues.
just use them as fill for sinkholes and open pit mines.
Thank Regan for closing them, saw this world coming as a result.
Food I like.
Homemade Corned Beef Hash, 2 eggs over medium
Tasty!
Also, I have a cat so there’s no mouse here.
They suck.
Pour milk on em and they eat each other. Then they make the sound of snatch nipple and crotch.
Old Programming Joke?
Quite Boolean…
I told my wife that, once!
I just told mine… no sugar t’nite in my coffee…
No sugar in my Tea
Who is it, I can’t Guess
Spirit.
Wrong. Guess again
Feed it your mouse and use the time to escape.
This made my week, couldn’t of happened to a bigger a—h—
nobody booed “her”
Her? Don’t humour the bastard.
Downvoted, because it is HIM.. HE.. Dude… Penis between the legs…
Fucking NOT a ‘she’…
Mentally ill motherfucker.
As I say: If you got a “Y” you’re a guy.
‘XY, you’re a guy’
Everybody has “X” but “Y” is determinant. Sorry I made that too complicated for you.
The feminists are getting the equality they so badly wanted and this guy is giving it to them good and hard.
Booed him
This is a woman.
She made my dick bionic.