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Now that’s funny right there, don’t care who you are!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
Practice makes perfect!
NOTHING. It’s Friday.
Too small a glass.
You have a good point there, but I have been known to indulge in one too many.
Then again it’s Friday!
If she takes the whole thing in one bite, then that’s the time to show shock.
You mean like this?
Funny.
She’s already got 1/3 of it down.
No way. It’s time to propose.
What if she just works the tip?
Related to Biden eh?…….
In my dreams.
And claymores, etc. lining the perimeter.
More lake than that. We sit on 30 on an 1000+ acre lake ourselves few neighbors especially winter hehe woot northern mn
I have 80 acres on a 5000 acre lake.
And a Ferrari.
Facts hurt weaklings
Wife and I moved here before covid and I retired
Sucks don’t it?
At 35 too
hahaha!
Smith County, TN. Not as many mountains, more trees. Holler if you are coming because we are all armed.
That’s a pond.
And here I am with a 1 acre pond full of turtles and duck shit. But it’s all mine
Gin for me. Long story!
..You sure she is reacting to alcohol?
I think she saw DanTX taking a shower.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
My Girl and I. My girl looks way better than her!
Ahhh yes. Texas Motor Speedway
You took that picture!
Southern Comfort
Southern Comfort almost killed me too.
Have no Fear, we will
keep trying
Just not that one
Well, I have loved the ladies- and I have loved Jim Beam
And they both tried to kill me – back in 1973
When my doctor asked me – son, how’s you get in this condition?
I said Hey sawbones, just leave me alone, ’cause it’s a Family Tradition!
17 yrs old…Old Grand Dad 100 proof. Hung out my bedroom window puking my guts out. Don’t think I came to until 4:00p the next afternoon. 68 yrs later, still can’t get near bourbon to this day.
I can drink Coke and I can drink rum in many different drinks, but the smell of rum and Coke produces this effect
Galliano wine
Southern Comfort for me.
A theme developing here with Southern Comfort!
1981, 3413th student squadron Keesler AFB, this shit nearly killed me:
¡No más, no más!
Boones Farm Kountry Kwencher, Fleetwood Mac concert, Philly, 1977.
I couldn’t even look at a Boones Farm bottle without wanting to gag after that.
A toast to you all.
Still not enough to handle a Monday morning.
Next stop….Mongolia.
He’s on fire but not his skills.
he has to be drunk….which may make the fire even more damaging
Bon… Bon Fire, Hot Pocket shaken not stirred in the ashes
Kruger faced!
hopefully those sticks are his paddles
Off board motor
I ALWAYS root for the bull. ALWAYS.
Beat me to it.
FAFO … big time …
It’s the real life version of the Wall Street bull with the girl in front!
her shirt: WHY ?
bull: WHY NOT !
Red pants duh.
Stick to making tortillas, mama
a little bit of fore-hand-play …
and then right into …
choke the chicken !
I Love it women know how to do it right!
maybe i’m losing my mind but i hear Steve Imel (sp ?) narrating here …
“…and boo yah factory default reset to the beak mutha-fukka…”
Choke the chicken ……now that’s funny!
See, she knows if you hold them firmly by the neck for a minute they will stop doing that. Works on aggressive geese too.
His shadow didn’t feel a thing.
Awesome! Do it again!
Thinks he’s a cat.
he’s “waiting” for the cat : )
Identifies as one, damn grommers!
Cultural appropriation from cats …
Nice
If that kind of shit goes on at your wedding, the marriage is OVER before it even starts. We had a couple of friends who got married at a quickie chapel in Vegas. They are still married…while most of the couples who got married around the same time as us (we’re going on 39 years), are divorced several times already. The signs are obvious. Sadly, most couples don’t pay attention to the signs.
Have a great FF and a wonderful weekend.
And you too Tigger!
‘Allo ‘allo!
I was gonna motorboat her, but my outboard fell off
Currently only have 191 folders (one per week) 8797 files.
and the more pissed we get
No, you don’t understand… Iraq had “WMDs”, not WMDs.
Don’t drink city water. Get filtered water at the store. The amount of crap allowed in city water is unreal.
Depends on the city
Just think how many millions of people drink from the Great Lakes.
Saying “Have a nice day” sounds polite and harmless but if you said “Enjoy the next 24 hours” that sounds a little threatening.
I mean breasts. Never mind the latte or the milk.
Fresh squoze
I’m having that put on a shirt.
I’m having that put on a shirt.
I’m having that put on a shirt
How far can I hike with this cooler full of beer?
Will these “crocs” be okay, seriously I saw a guy once with a pair on.
I’ll take her off your hands. I’ll check with my wife as soon as she finds her hidden in the basement.
cats and catwomen.
they’ll fk your world up.
I’d need a bigger box but ok…
I’d wager big bucks that that filthy thing has a HUGE ‘box’ .
Peace, L.
Where is YAJ on this one? This one will DEFINITELY tear your shit up.
add broccoli.
brussel sprouts, major damage hidden in them thar baby cabbages.
It’s funny but sweet apples make me fart in volumes can can be measured in cubic feet
And milk
Avoid all recipes below!
8675309
I got it (I got it)
I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it (I got it)
I got it
For a good time, for a good time call
I was told there would be no math here.
If my math is right, that integral would be approximately −2.9812669, though it has been a while since calculus.
Why the fuck does anyone think they can do this?
“It’s a prank, man!”
Fuck you, dude. Hope yer filming your assbeating so you can review it later.
Notice the 2 other couples that immediately ran away.
And both wives(?), “Honey! Don’t!”
I call her AOC.
Another AOC shot! Two in a row!
velcro pants & saddle would fix that.
And the horse could be heard laughing for Days.
Wrangler: Pinche` marijuano gordo.
Three agencies that need to be abolished.
Have a great ATF weekend y’all! Not necessarily in that order!
Needs more throttle.
Did he think he was just gonna hop up on that tailgate after?
Damn, Paragon has had a busy day.