Asian Americans Celebrate Affirmative Action Ruling With 5-Minute Study Break

Via The Babylon Bee

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IRVINE, CA — Jubilant revelry broke out yesterday following the U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling against colleges using Affirmative Action policies in their admissions, with Asian American families celebrating by cutting loose with a five-minute study break.

“We’re really letting it all hang out today!” said Stephen Chen. “An unprecedented court ruling calls for an unprecedented celebration. We’ve never let the kids have a break from their studies — especially not an entire five minutes!”

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