Psaki Says Parents Unable To Obtain Baby Formula Should Just Feed Their Babies A Margarita, Put Them In Kickboxing Class

Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—During a press conference aimed at praising the Commander-in-Chief’s flawless track record, Press Secretary Jen Psaki begrudgingly took a question from some gloom-and-doom journalist describing parents’ struggles in finding baby formula. Psaki guffawed, saying parents unable to obtain baby formula should just feed their babies a margarita and put them in kickboxing class.

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