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Bernie & Joe: Two Old White Males Take the Lead

Guest Post by Pat Buchanan

Bernie & Joe: Two Old White Males Take the Lead

Biden and Bernie may be wheezing, but the old white boys are out in front of the pack.

In 2018, a record turnout of women, minorities and young added 40 House seats to Democratic ranks and made Nancy Pelosi speaker.

This, we were told, is the new diversity coalition — women, people of color, millennials — that will take down The Donald in 2020.

So, how has the Democratic field sorted itself out half a year later?

According to the Real Clear Politics average of polls, two old white guys, Joe Biden, 76, and Bernie Sanders, 77, are setting the pace and have together corralled more than half of all Democrats.

There is a good chance the party of minorities, millennials and women will be led in 2020 by a white man who would be the oldest candidate ever nominated by a major party.

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Amid Criticism That He’s Too White, Biden Insists He Has A Black Friend

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amid criticism that Joe Biden is too white to win the Democratic nomination, the former vice president turned presidential candidate is insisting that he has one black friend.

Many in the Democratic Party aren’t sure if Biden is “woke” enough. He’s an old, establishment white man. He’s not black. He’s not even a minority. He’s not gay, insisting on only whispering into the ears of cis females.

But Biden was able to produce some evidence that he knows at least one black man.

“He’s a good friend of mine, Barry,” he said. “We would sometimes hang out when he wasn’t too busy. We’re good pals. We had a lot of good times. Sometimes I would make a joke and he would laugh. Sometimes we’d bomb foreign countries together just for fun. We were a pair of inseparable hooligans, I tell you what.”

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Joe Biden Needs A Hug

Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter

Joe Biden Needs A Hug

It’s pretty obvious to everyone who isn’t Joe Biden that Joe Biden’s quest for the White House is a dead campaign fondling. As a practical, tactical matter, that’s good for us conservatives. For all his goofiness, gaffeiness, and gropiness, Crazy Uncle Joe had a way of hiding his unabashed and unrestrained liberalism behind this easy-going, sure-let’s-crack-open-a-couple-of- Budweisers façade.

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Joe Biden Appointed As Head Of TSA

Via Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amid a flurry of accusations of inappropriate touching and crowding people’s personal space leveled at former vice president Joe Biden, President Trump announced Friday that Biden is his appointment to the Transporation Security Administration.

Biden will be tasked with showing TSA agents how to violate people’s personal space and privacy in their daily groping of American citizens. He already has “dozens” of charts and infographics he began to hand out to TSA workers all across the country, creeping up on them and gingerly setting the files in their hands as he whispered his instructions in their ears.

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Garnier Fructis Introduces The Biden Collection

Via The Babylon Bee

NEW YORK, NY—L’Oréal USA announced in a press release Tuesday that the company is introducing “The Biden Collection” under its Garnier Fructis brand.

The shampoos and conditioners are said to give off that perfect hair scent that vice presidents simply can’t resist. From “Presidential Passion Fruit” and “Oval Office Orange” to “Creepy Cranberry” and “Too Close Tomato,” the line has scents to attract any kind of vice president.

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Biden’s SnuffleGate Replaces RussiaGate as the DNC Splits

Guest Post by Tom Luongo

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2018 gave us the phrase “Creepy Porn Lawyer” thanks to Tucker Carlson.

2109 is giving us “Creepy ol’ Joe” Personally, I whenever I tweet about Joe Biden (D – Polanski) I just use #PedoJoe. I’ve been doing it for years now.

And, as such, I’m fascinated by the sudden outrage over Joe Biden’s predilection for groping girls in public. This has been discussed, posted, reposted and hashed out among people with any sense of decency for years.

Yes, folks, I’m taking the moral high ground on Creepy Joe Biden. It’s not a tall hill after all.

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Joe Biden Has Long Been Hostile To The Second Amendment

Via Ammoland

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Delaware/United States – -(AmmoLand.com)- There are some questions you can easily answer. One of them is Joe Biden’s stance on the Second Amendment. Here’s the quick scoop: He’s been hostile to our rights for over four decades.

Biden, though, stands out for his unwavering opposition to modern multi-purpose semi-automatic firearms. In November, 2017, he expressly stated that Stephen Willeford, the heroic armed citizen who stopped the mass shooting in Sutherland Springs, should not have been able to buy the AR-15 he used to stop the attack.

Of course, the former vice president and senator never really addressed the fact that had the shooter’s conviction for domestic assault been entered into NICS in the first place, the shooting would not have happened. The victims became pawns in his latest push for sweeping gun control.

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