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“I’m Giving It A Shot” – Biden Reportedly Confirms Run For Presidency

Via ZeroHedge

In perhaps the least-surprising political headline of the day, The Hill reports that a senior Democratic lawmaker told them today that former Vice President Joe Biden will run for president in 2020.

Biden has been leading the polls for months…

“I’m giving it a shot,” Biden said matter-of-factly during a phone call with a House Democratic lawmaker within the past week – a conversation the congressman recounted to The Hill  and interpreted as a sure sign that Biden will run in 2020.

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Former Joe Biden Secret Service Agent: We Had to Protect Women From Him, ‘Weinstein Level Stuff

Via Gateway Pundit

A former Secret Service agent assigned to the Vice President Joe Biden residence claims that the Service often had to protect female agents from him.

Speaking on the condition of anonymity, the agent asserted that,  “We had to cancel the VP Christmas get together at the Vice President’s house because Biden would grope all of our wives and girlfriend’s asses.” The annual party was for agents and Navy personnel who were tasked with protecting the Biden family.

“He would mess with every single woman or teen. It was horrible,” the agent said.

According to the source, a Secret Service agent once got suspended for a week in 2009 for shoving Biden after he cupped his girlfriend’s breast while the couple was taking a photo with him. The situation got so heated, the source tells Big League, that others had to step in to prevent the agent from hitting the then-Vice President.

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Joe Byte ‘Em

Guest post by Stilton Jarlsberg

Sometimes, a news story is so ripe that we can’t make up our minds about what comedic direction to take – especially if it involves Joe Biden. So here’s a Monday twofer!

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In case you’re lucky enough not to know the convoluted tale that we’re referring to, the Obama administration has accused Russia of hacking the email accounts of Hillary, her campaign manager, and Democrats in general and giving the information to Wikileaks in order to criminally influence our sacred national election by revealing the truth about how despicable everyone on the left is.

Hope n’ Change isn’t buying the whole “Russian plot” scenario for several reasons: it’s of no obvious benefit to Putin, the theory is being advanced by congenital liars who are in full fanny-covering mode, and so far zero evidence of Russian involvement has been offered. Frankly, we think this is all an orchestrated con game intended to soften up Americans for government seizure of the election process in the name of “security.”

But that hasn’t stopped Joe Biden (apparently taking time off from his extra-special presidential “moonshot” assignment to cure cancer) from declaring that the U.S. is about to engage in a full-blown cyber attack on Russia. Although the odds of our pulling off a sneak cyber attack just got a helluva lot worse thanks to the motor-mouthed veep.