Guest post by Stilton Jarlsberg
Sometimes, a news story is so ripe that we can’t make up our minds about what comedic direction to take – especially if it involves Joe Biden. So here’s a Monday twofer!
In case you’re lucky enough not to know the convoluted tale that we’re referring to, the Obama administration has accused Russia of hacking the email accounts of Hillary, her campaign manager, and Democrats in general and giving the information to Wikileaks in order to criminally influence our sacred national election by revealing the truth about how despicable everyone on the left is.
Hope n’ Change isn’t buying the whole “Russian plot” scenario for several reasons: it’s of no obvious benefit to Putin, the theory is being advanced by congenital liars who are in full fanny-covering mode, and so far zero evidence of Russian involvement has been offered. Frankly, we think this is all an orchestrated con game intended to soften up Americans for government seizure of the election process in the name of “security.”
But that hasn’t stopped Joe Biden (apparently taking time off from his extra-special presidential “moonshot” assignment to cure cancer) from declaring that the U.S. is about to engage in a full-blown cyber attack on Russia. Although the odds of our pulling off a sneak cyber attack just got a helluva lot worse thanks to the motor-mouthed veep.
RT’s Bank Accounts Blocked In The UK; Russia Foreign Ministry Slams RBS’ Decision
by Tyler Durden
Oct 17, 2016 7:26 AM
While we have yet to get an update from Wikileaks on the status of Julian Assange’s internet connection at the Ecuadorian embassy in the UK, which as reported overnight was allegedly “severed” by an unknown “state party”, moments ago Russia’s RT (originally Russia Today), a television network and website funded by the Russian government, has allegedly seen its bank accounts blocked by the UK, according to a tweet posted moments ago by the station’s editor-in-chief, Margarita Simonyan.
“Our accounts in the UK have been closed. All Accounts. ‘The decision is not subject to revision’. Long live freedom of speech!” Simonyan said in a Twitter post, suggesting that the move stifles free speech.
According to RT, its The National Westminster Bank has informed RT UK that it will no longer have the broadcaster among its clients. “The bank provided no explanation for the decision.”
“We have recently undertaken a review of your banking arrangements with us and reached the conclusion that we will no longer provide these facilities,” NatWest said in a letter to RT’s London office. The bank said that the entire Royal Bank of Scotland Group, of which NatWest is part of, would refuse to service RT.
The letter said the decision was final and that it is “not prepared to enter into any discussion in relation to it.”
Commenting on the development, Russian Foreign Ministry spokesperson Maria Zakharova said it indicated that “Britain on its way out of the EU abandoned all its commitments to protect the freedom of speech.”
As long as the Russians nuke our progressive enclaves, I’m close to being ok with a good nuking.
I hope all TBP’ers realize how dangerous all of this is. Our president is a jive ass clown, an imposter who may well be insane. He is deliberately provoking the Russians and doing all he can to openly steal the presidential election. I am now convinced that Trump has no intention of conceding the election no matter what happens (and I strongly believe he will win AT LEAST the popular vote), will challenge every fraudulent Democratic vote and will call on the people to engage in civil resistance – the GOP will be destroyed in an instant if its leaders fail to back Trump.
Re the Russians, they are not fucking around. If we call their bluff we will get our teeth knocked down our throats, and the Chinese will be there right next to Putin. WWIII, anyone?
This is absolutely crazy. The Globalists have lost their minds. Next they will lose their asses, and so will we.
Yes, SS…crazy, funny, and potentially DEADLY!
Cider wars…and jive-ass-clown….
Apparently the top offices neglected to filter
their own water of impurities.
O had a “gift”…he talked like a white guy in 08,
and promised an honest gov. The media created a
black miracle. Hollywood at it’s best. The jivers be jivin’.
And the people are lamenting, “when will this nightmare
be over?”
interesting how the liberals prefer being vaporized to making any attempt to discover why their government chooses such a reckless policy.
Biden to press:
“don’t tell anyone, but we are secretly going to do….”
to a democrat, this is a news scoop.
to the rest, this is just hilarious.
Well, it was a democrat in ww2 who let the media and Japanese know they were setting their depth charges too shallow.
Greetings,
Biden is a klown sent out to talk tough so the Beta-Marxist-Fag-Parade that is the Left can puff out their chests and feel proud like something actually happened. Think about this: we’ve proclaimed to the world that a cyber attack is a declaration of war and we just announced that we are going to cyber attack Russia. That makes no sense and is nothing but hot air.
Finally, all anyone has to do to ensure a Trump victory is to shut down our electrical grid for a few days. Once it is demonstrated just how powerless someone like Biden is, many will wise up and do the right thing.
I knew it was going to be sporty, but this shit is going off the rails. Obviously something big is coming…