“I thought Mr. President said us rich guys can grab all the pussie we want. What the fuck changed?”
outback jack
November 17, 2017 12:01 pm
This is the hand i grab them by the pussy with.
Why this is the hand I use to grab them by the pussy!
Waiting For The Other Shoe...
November 17, 2017 12:07 pm
Joe, am telling you. This D.C. scene is not where you want to be. I’ve done Hollywood and New York. D.C. is so Junior High, and the selection is like shopping at Target.
Diogenes
November 17, 2017 12:21 pm
Your problem Al is that you go after the old ones. The young ones never seem to complain.
Stubb
November 17, 2017 12:28 pm
That’s what SHE said!
rhs jr
November 17, 2017 12:30 pm
The people are waking up to our Democratic Stick so we need to focus more on fake news, the actual voting machines, registration fraud, motor voters, illegals, and our army of loyal dead voters.
BL
November 17, 2017 1:06 pm
Al: Trump grabbed them in the pussy and he was applauded, we do the same thing and we are dragged through the mud, WTF? Why is he different?
When I was a hack with SNL, I use to invent shit like this. Now that I’m a senator I live shit like this. Oh BTW, I am a politician, any apology is what it appears to be, my lips moving, a lie is proven.
Have a great TG and may all of your FRANKENstien monsters die.
NoneYaBiz
garyb
November 17, 2017 7:28 pm
“we sure are a couple of schmucks,aren’t we”
james the deplorable wanderer
November 17, 2017 8:05 pm
Al: You’re lucky, I had to wait for a Senator to die before I could rig an election to get into office. You don’t get to REALLY grab pussy until you’re a Senator!
Joe: Yeah, but I had to smile at Hillary for the last seven years! SEVEN YEARS! Do you know how hard it is to even LOOK at that harpy for that length of time? And the Secret Service keeps the pretty ones away from me now that they know …
nkit
November 17, 2017 8:11 pm
“So Joe, how old was the youngest girl you ever felt up?”
Ron Jones
November 17, 2017 9:42 pm
“No problem with them being underage, as long as we’re above the law!”
MadMike
November 18, 2017 1:00 am
Two dicks, Biden their time.
EL Coyote
November 18, 2017 2:14 am
Franken – You think we have a problem?
Biden – We’ve got a guy, Yohimbo working on their credibility right now.
Franken – Good, I hate those jokers at TBP.
Miguel D'Anconia
November 18, 2017 10:48 pm
So Joe, what’s your favorite way to molest the ladies?
Meet the Gropers
Hey Al, you want to be my 2020 VP running mate
Joe, you take the ones under 12 and leave the rest for me
“Hey Joe, pizza tonight”?
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THAT is funny
I just splooged! Thanks, Al.
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“I thought Mr. President said us rich guys can grab all the pussie we want. What the fuck changed?”
This is the hand i grab them by the pussy with.
Why this is the hand I use to grab them by the pussy!
Joe, am telling you. This D.C. scene is not where you want to be. I’ve done Hollywood and New York. D.C. is so Junior High, and the selection is like shopping at Target.
Your problem Al is that you go after the old ones. The young ones never seem to complain.
That’s what SHE said!
The people are waking up to our Democratic Stick so we need to focus more on fake news, the actual voting machines, registration fraud, motor voters, illegals, and our army of loyal dead voters.
Al: Trump grabbed them in the pussy and he was applauded, we do the same thing and we are dragged through the mud, WTF? Why is he different?
Joe: He had his own tv show.
“But I really prefer it in the butt.”
Where all da white women at?
h/t Blazing Saddles
I think he said, Where the white women at?
What should I say? I groped but I didn’t inhale no wait I smoked but not groped? You gotta help me here Uncle Joe
Joe: Will there be kids?
Al: Of course, would I invite you if there was’nt.
Joe: Just makin sure.
Joe, I hack my carrot with my left hand, holding it like this.
Al, I used to but with my arthritis…
When I was a hack with SNL, I use to invent shit like this. Now that I’m a senator I live shit like this. Oh BTW, I am a politician, any apology is what it appears to be, my lips moving, a lie is proven.
Have a great TG and may all of your FRANKENstien monsters die.
NoneYaBiz
“we sure are a couple of schmucks,aren’t we”
Al: You’re lucky, I had to wait for a Senator to die before I could rig an election to get into office. You don’t get to REALLY grab pussy until you’re a Senator!
Joe: Yeah, but I had to smile at Hillary for the last seven years! SEVEN YEARS! Do you know how hard it is to even LOOK at that harpy for that length of time? And the Secret Service keeps the pretty ones away from me now that they know …
“So Joe, how old was the youngest girl you ever felt up?”
“No problem with them being underage, as long as we’re above the law!”
Two dicks, Biden their time.
Franken – You think we have a problem?
Biden – We’ve got a guy, Yohimbo working on their credibility right now.
Franken – Good, I hate those jokers at TBP.
So Joe, what’s your favorite way to molest the ladies?