Tag: Dementia Joe Biden

Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter

It’s weird that our elite betters of eliteness and betterness refuse to acknowledge that the emperor not only forgot to dress himself today but that he’s actively drooling. Check out President Asterisk trying to figure out who the Secretary of Defense is. Not that SecDef is an important job anymore or anything. His gig now is mostly to rid the ranks of extremists who don’t think men can change into women through the power of activists demanding everyone else pretend they can. But still, the president ought to, you know, know who he is.

It would be nice to have a CINC who isn’t manifestly senile. Which * is. And it matters – right now we have an alleged president who might start WWIII by pressing the wrong button thinking it’s his remote and that he’s changing channels from Matlock to Murder, She Wrote. 

Continue reading “The Emperor Is Naked and Senile Too”

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—It’s another day in the Biden administration, and the president’s brilliant video and sound editor Kal Kamden is hard at work sifting through hours of raw footage and multiple takes in order to piece together a coherent sentence for Biden’s latest statement.

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Guest Post by Steve Watson

A Rasmussen poll reveals that half of Americans now have questions regarding Joe Biden’s physical and mental fitness, while more than half are concerned about the fact that he has not held a press conference for almost 50 days now.

In response to the question “how confident are you that Joe Biden is physically and mentally up to the job of being president of the United States?” 50 percent said that they are “not confident.”

Fewer than half (48 percent) said they are “confident” or “very confident” about Biden’s condition.

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Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter

If you’re a Democrat, you have to be thinking about a Harris/Cheney ticket in 2024 because the * administration is a complete disaster. And not just on policy. Obama‘s administration was a policy disaster, but it was at least a competently implemented disaster. The Zombie Administration is a disaster in both form and substance.

Continue reading “This Administration Is Already a Failure”

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Biden Administration has committed to defeating Alzheimer’s Disease through cutting-edge research. Unfortunately, the White House staff was thrown into turmoil today after Biden completely forgot who he placed in charge of it.

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Guest Post by The Zman

An old expression mothers used to say to their children in the before times was, “Be careful what you wish for.” Getting what you want often comes with unforeseen and undesirable consequences. The logic behind it is that a strong desire for something is a near term thing. You want whatever it is now. The trade-off that comes with that thing you desire, on the other hand, has long term consequences. This is something that the managerial class will be experiencing this year.

Continue reading “The Mumbly Joe Problem”