Submitted by Unreconstructed
Memo to Visiting Yankees From the Southern Tourism Bureau:
–Don’t order pasta primavera at Waffle House. It’s just a diner.
They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they
know. If you confuse them, they’ll kick your ass.
–Don’t laugh at our Southern names (Merleen, Bodie, Ovine, Luther
Ray, Tammy Lynn, Darla Beth, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis,
etc.). Or we will just HAVE to kick your ass.
–Dont order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down here. Down here
it’s called Coke. Nobody gives a flying damn whether it’s Pepsi,
RC, Dr. Pepper, 7 Up or whatever-it’s still a Coke. Accept it.
Doing otherwise can lead to an ass kicking.
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