FBI Releases All JFK Documents Except For The One That Says They Killed Him

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — At the direction of the FBI, the National Archives has released all of the government’s documents related to John F. Kennedy’s assassination – except for the document that says the FBI killed President Kennedy.

“We are happy to finally declassify all of the JFK documents, with one tiny exception,” said FBI Director Christopher Wray. “We hope this will put to rest all of those silly conspiracies about how the FBI planned the whole thing, and I really hope no one ever asks us about this again.”

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